Best website ever:

chucknorrisfacts.com

1/30/2006 9:51:39 PM

welcome to 10 years ago

1/30/2006 9:53:01 PM

who cares, still good for a laugh...

and it has recent events on there, so can't be that old

[Edited on January 30, 2006 at 9:54 PM. Reason : .]

1/30/2006 9:54:01 PM

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen Sandiego.

1/30/2006 9:59:04 PM

this bullshit was a lot funnier when it pertained to Bill Brasky

1/30/2006 10:08:59 PM

Quote :

"this bullshit was a lot funnier when it pertained to Bill Brasky"

1/30/2006 10:15:34 PM

im partial to the vin diesel ones.

1/30/2006 10:20:26 PM

fuck everyone who isn't bill brasky ok

1/30/2006 10:56:45 PM

Quote :

"Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."

Quote :

"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. "

Quote :

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. "

Quote :

"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. "

hehehe

1/30/2006 11:27:36 PM

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

1/30/2006 11:51:23 PM

Quote :

"this bullshit was a lot funnier when it pertained to Bill Brasky"

1/31/2006 12:03:33 AM

fuckin chuck norris

1/31/2006 12:10:25 AM

chuck norris aint shit without that godly mullet

when he cut that mullet it was like samson

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1/31/2006 12:38:13 AM

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

1/31/2006 1:16:41 AM

the number one cause for Global Warming has been found to be Chuck Norris' erection.

1/31/2006 1:19:48 AM

Quote :

"this bullshit was a lot funnier when it pertained to Bill Brasky"

1/31/2006 1:33:44 AM

Bill Brasky does not have a monopoly on this shit, neither do mister T or fucking vin diesel.

who does? the easter bunny.

[Edited on January 31, 2006 at 2:24 AM. Reason : Ditka]

1/31/2006 2:23:29 AM

I prefer "51 Things You Didn't Know About Steve Perry"

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2131

1/31/2006 2:34:03 AM

Chuck Norris facts have existed on listservs, etc well before SNL came up with Bill Brasky.

1/31/2006 9:28:51 AM

[new]

1/31/2006 10:13:10 AM

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice

1/31/2006 10:14:03 AM

chuck norris has a hemi in his penis

1/31/2006 10:43:25 AM

Chuck norris ate three 72 ounce steaks in an hour....he spent the first 45 minutes banging the waitress!

1/31/2006 11:07:57 AM

1/31/2006 11:10:13 AM

1/31/2006 11:37:30 AM

Chuck Norris is 90% kick ass. 10% of Chuck Norris attributes to world hunger. The last 10% is pain in the crotch. This equals 110% because Chuck Norris always gives 110%.

1/31/2006 12:49:40 PM

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

1/31/2006 12:56:22 PM

Chuck Norris expects the Spanish Inquisition.

1/31/2006 3:53:16 PM

^ hahaha good

1/31/2006 4:52:59 PM

For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases. Just 3 more "Missing in Action" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed.

1/31/2006 5:29:26 PM

When chuck norris donates blood, he asks for a gun and a bucket.

1/31/2006 5:53:27 PM

Quote :

"Chuck Norris facts have existed on listservs, etc well before SNL came up with Bill Brasky."

really?

1/31/2006 6:04:35 PM

This Chuck Norris shit is funny, I'll give it that. But I do believe that Brasky is the original. ...that son of a bitch.

1/31/2006 6:51:54 PM

Quote :

"Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO."

hahaha thats great

1/31/2006 7:04:53 PM

Quote :

"- If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris."

[Edited on January 31, 2006 at 7:07 PM. Reason : .]

1/31/2006 7:06:57 PM

Quote :

"really?"

Really. I have no proof on hand, but I remember them.

Vin Diesel and Bill Brasky wish that could be as badass as the Chuck.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes. Ever.

1/31/2006 10:29:27 PM

CHUCK NORRIS ONCE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A DEAD HORSE

1/31/2006 10:33:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/w/SNL-Chuck-Norris?v=qqFOvBkJuPI&search=chuck%20norris%20snl

2/1/2006 12:59:44 AM

no matter how new something is, when you post about it on TWW someone will be like

"GOSH welcome to last decade" or "OMG noob"

just an observation

2/1/2006 1:02:38 AM

there is nothing new about this

OMG n00b

2/1/2006 8:01:59 AM

Chuck Norris says yes to drugs because it has no effect on him.

2/1/2006 8:29:37 AM

Chuck Norris has one weakness....
http://chuckweak.ytmnd.com/

2/1/2006 8:43:47 AM