this is too easy.


Relationship angst between any character: 1 drink
jack shoots someone: 2 drinks
jack tortures someone/threatens torture: 3 drinks
Chloe is annoying: 1 drink
Jack yells at someone: 1 drink
Buchannon pwns Samwise: 2 drinks
President looks confused: 2 drinks
a new mole is revealed to the audience: 3 drinks

2/1/2006 11:54:19 AM

I think I might die of alcohol poisoning if I try this.

[Edited on February 1, 2006 at 2:12 PM. Reason : oh]

2/1/2006 2:12:12 PM

Especially if it's one of those episodes where Jack kills like 10 terrorists when he raids a compound.

2/2/2006 12:29:22 AM

this is not a game for pussies! ITS FUCKING JACK BAUER NOT PETER PUFFING PIPPEN POPPER.

2/2/2006 1:33:50 AM

a better one is just.. any time the music goes from intense to SUPER INTENSE.

that pretty much covers your whole list.
think like bum bum BUM BUM (drink) bum bum duhn duhn na na na duh duh bum bum BUM BUM BUMMMMM (chug)

and pound your beer on the commercial break sendoffs with the digital clock

2/2/2006 1:48:28 AM

i've only watched the first two seasons and am just starting the third but i think you've got to add:

tony scratches his face while talking: 1 drink

i swear he does it everytime he talks

3/7/2006 11:35:16 AM

Who is jack?

3/12/2006 2:52:00 AM

Quote :

"Who is jack?"

3/12/2006 3:05:33 PM

way to dig this out of the grave

3/12/2006 7:34:13 PM

Quote :

"tony scratches his face while talking: 1 drink"

Or, everytime Tony says: "Yeah." He says it all the time and the same way each time. You'd get wasted from that alone each episode (seasons 1-3 really).

3/12/2006 11:32:46 PM

this show sucks, and way too predictable. just another version of walker texas ranger, without the kara-te

3/13/2006 12:03:00 AM

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

3/13/2006 8:22:17 PM

I haven't been watching it, but i been tivoing it. the other day I was gonna start watching it but I was like NO, FUCK THAT.

3/13/2006 8:29:58 PM

You are missing out.


T-minus 5 minutes.

3/13/2006 8:56:04 PM

Quote :

"jack tortures someone/threatens torture: 3 drinks"

kim's bf

3/13/2006 9:24:23 PM

Every time Jack says "Trust me, I know how you feel...BUT..." - 2 drinks

3/13/2006 9:25:56 PM

Quote :

"tony scratches his face while talking: 1 drink"

You can cross that one off the list...

3/13/2006 10:07:34 PM

wow that was a depressing episode.

3/13/2006 11:34:36 PM

i dont even watch the show and thats still a funny idea

3/14/2006 3:58:48 PM