So I hit on her... I don't come on strong... "Are you from here 'cuz it seems like I've seen you around?"

In an innocent naive voice she blurted "Yeah you were our teacher one day, that day when XXX was sick in Anatomy and Physiology."

I choked a little and then made the recovery to small-talk.

How is it these 18 y.o. could own you if they wanted to? Damned makeup...

At least I did better than the chick in Fl.

3/25/2006 11:20:43 PM

words

3/25/2006 11:22:16 PM

Today at a mexican restaurant this guy had a mustache that was weird and like seperated then cam eback together.

3/25/2006 11:22:38 PM

Consider yourself officially called out you faggot

you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out

3/25/2006 11:55:02 PM

This thread is sad on numerous levels.

3/25/2006 11:57:20 PM

^dude you have Nazi spelling in your screenname, I walked away from a girl I realized was off limits... and who's crazy?

3/26/2006 12:35:01 AM

The Lounge is not your own personal Chit Chat

3/26/2006 12:38:37 AM

Now this thread is sad on numerous levels.

3/26/2006 12:39:27 AM

I petition that this thread be moved as soon as Jackleg. Cass, or Marko wakes up. :yawn:

3/26/2006 12:45:23 AM

lame

3/26/2006 1:19:52 AM

^^ i doubt even chitchat wants it

3/26/2006 1:59:13 PM

that's wicked awesome man

3/26/2006 2:04:07 PM

^^pussy.

3/26/2006 2:11:42 PM

all joking aside, a lot of high school girls these days could just as easily be 22, 23 year old girls.

3/26/2006 2:35:41 PM

all joking aside, if there's grass on the field, play ball.

3/26/2006 2:41:12 PM

Mad Hot Ballroom

3/26/2006 3:57:08 PM

Now this thread is sad on numerous levels.


words


Today at a mexican restaurant this guy had a mustache that was weird and like seperated then cam eback together.


Consider yourself officially called out you faggot

you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out


The Lounge is not your own personal Chit Chat

3/26/2006 4:11:06 PM

all your base are belong to SAD!

3/26/2006 4:57:43 PM

also cocks

3/26/2006 5:44:42 PM

tigershark

3/26/2006 5:45:36 PM

how is it that i havent seen this guys' s/n till a few days ago

3/26/2006 5:57:22 PM

She looks young in the picture.

3/27/2006 11:15:10 AM

i'm sorry

did you just post the myspace photo of some high school girl from a class you substituted for?


OH BRAVE NEW WORLD

3/27/2006 11:16:41 AM

Hey, I told you I backed away slowly.

What was it Chris Rock said... something akin to "If a girl tells she's 18 and looks 18, she's 12... if a girl tells you she's 26 and looks 26... she's damn near 40." Something like that.

[Edited on March 27, 2006 at 11:23 AM. Reason : Chris Rock]

3/27/2006 11:20:41 AM

Quote :

"She looks young in the picture."

TOO BAD SHE DOESN'T LOOK HOT IN THE PICTURE......WOW YOU REALLY PROVED TO TWW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE LOSER...CONGRATS!!

[Edited on March 27, 2006 at 11:23 AM. Reason : LITTLE BOY PICTURE]

3/27/2006 11:22:47 AM

Too bad you don't have a caps lock key.

3/27/2006 11:24:17 AM

Quote :

""Are you from here 'cuz it seems like I've seen you around?" "

GOOD LINE...I'M SURE THAT DUDE WILL FALL FOR IT...YOU'RE MONEY!!

3/27/2006 11:29:20 AM

Worked a few times b/f... you just haven't seen my eyes.

3/27/2006 11:34:32 AM

damn my sister's boyfriend's niece (brothers uncles cuzin, stfu) is baaaaad son, but she's 17

just tryin to make this thread worse...

3/27/2006 11:37:20 AM

NO BUT I SEE THE EYES FROM THAT DUDE IN THE PICTURE ^^^^^^^^

GG CASANOVA.....YOU SHOULD PLAY IN TRAFFIC FOR BEING PROUD OF YOURSELF FOR THIS GARBAGE....

[Edited on March 27, 2006 at 11:39 AM. Reason : THE ONLY PICTURE]

3/27/2006 11:38:51 AM

Did I wrong you in a previous life or do you just have a small p33n?

3/27/2006 11:43:25 AM

I MIGHT HAVE A SMALL PENIS BUT AT LEAST MINE GETS SOME USE....

LIKE I HAVE STATED BEFORE:

"PEOPLE WHO SUCK NEED TO KNOW THEY SUCK BEFORE ITS TOO LATE"

YOU CAN'T KEEP GOING ON WITH LIFE LIVING THIS LIE THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY COOL AND ANY OF US CARE ABOUT THIS BUSTED LITTLE BOY AT THE DRUGSTORE THAT ACTUALLY TALKED TO YOU...OMG.....SHE TALKED TO YOU....YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST DROPPED YOUR PANTS RIGHT THEIR AND I BET SHE WOULD HAVE SUCKED IT

GIVE THE REST OF US A BREAK NEXT TIME AND KEEP SHIT LIKE THIS TO YOURSELF

3/27/2006 11:55:41 AM

gg

3/27/2006 11:56:56 AM

Quote :

""PEOPLE WHO SUCK NEED TO KNOW THEY SUCK BEFORE ITS TOO LATE""

you suck.

3/27/2006 12:02:04 PM

ahahahaha if i made a thread every time i made small talk with a chick this shit would be full. fuck this

3/27/2006 6:58:31 PM

THIS THREAD DOES NOT WORK

3/27/2006 7:02:12 PM

Quote :

"So I hit on her... I don't come on strong... "Are you from here 'cuz it seems like I've seen you around?""

No, you came on lame. That is how every average chode hits on an attractive girl. I will give you props for trying though: most guys are too afraid to do a cold approach when they’re sober, including many of the guys in this thread. Instead, they occasionally (i.e., rarely) fuck girls in their social circle (acceptable) and through work (lame).

Quote :

" I choked a little and then made the recovery to small-talk"

I’m guessing you went to lame shit like:
What do you do for fun?
Where are you from?
.
.
.
How about this weather?

You should have busted her on the fact that she was your student, then made her qualify herself to you.

Quote :

" How is it these 18 y.o. could own you if they wanted to? Damned makeup..."

Because you let them and because you probably have few options. Girls can sense that, and she sensed that. Hence, she shot you down. If she had been attracted to you, she never would have mentioned you were her teacher. She would have fucked you and mentioned that after the fact. In fact, instead of being repulsed by the idea of fucking her teacher, she would have been turned on by it…if she had been attracted to you.

If you’re writing on the wolfweb about how a girl shot you down, then it shows you assign too much value to striking up a random conversation with an attractive girl. Grow up a little, my friend

[Edited on March 27, 2006 at 7:12 PM. Reason : edit]

3/27/2006 7:08:43 PM

damn

3/28/2006 11:18:04 AM

Quote :

"i'm sorry did you just post the myspace photo of some high school girl from a class you substituted for? OH BRAVE NEW WORLD"

3/28/2006 11:22:47 AM

ernie for sports talk mod

3/28/2006 11:45:09 AM

Quote :

"Quote : "So I hit on her... I don't come on strong... "Are you from here 'cuz it seems like I've seen you around?"" No, you came on lame. That is how every average chode hits on an attractive girl. I will give you props for trying though: most guys are too afraid to do a cold approach when they’re sober, including many of the guys in this thread. Instead, they occasionally (i.e., rarely) fuck girls in their social circle (acceptable) and through work (lame). Quote : " I choked a little and then made the recovery to small-talk" I’m guessing you went to lame shit like: What do you do for fun? Where are you from? . . . How about this weather? You should have busted her on the fact that she was your student, then made her qualify herself to you. Quote : " How is it these 18 y.o. could own you if they wanted to? Damned makeup..." Because you let them and because you probably have few options. Girls can sense that, and she sensed that. Hence, she shot you down. If she had been attracted to you, she never would have mentioned you were her teacher. She would have fucked you and mentioned that after the fact. In fact, instead of being repulsed by the idea of fucking her teacher, she would have been turned on by it…if she had been attracted to you. If you’re writing on the wolfweb about how a girl shot you down, then it shows you assign too much value to striking up a random conversation with an attractive girl. Grow up a little, my friend "

BEARDAWG61 I DON'T WANT TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO BUT I TOLD YOU SO.....
YOU JUST GOT OWNED HERE....

3/28/2006 12:05:47 PM

being attractive might have helped you out.

3/28/2006 12:16:39 PM

APPARENTLY HE WASN'T "HAWT" ENOUGH FOR HER.....

3/28/2006 12:17:33 PM

THE AUDACITY

TO TALK ABOUT A CHICK HE THOUGHT WAS HOT

ON THE WOLF WEB

OF ALL PLACES

WHAT AN IDIOT

ALL CAPS ALL CAPS ALL CAPS ALL CAPS

3/28/2006 12:26:12 PM

Quote :

"dude you have Nazi spelling in your screenname,"

3/28/2006 12:56:51 PM

Quote :

"being attractive might have helped you out"

Snide comment aside, being physically attractive isn’t particularly important for a guy. It helps but only in the same sense that it helps if a girl has a good personality. There are fat girls with good personalities who have to slum. Similarly, there are handsome, athletic guys who have to slum and will ultimately fuck no more than a half-dozen girls in their entire lives. Most of these girls will be drunk college ho's. After college, the sex lives of these jock-types comes to a virtual halt. Very sad.

Unless a guy is obese or disfigured (and Beardawg is neither), then a lack of looks can be made up for by a decent sense of style. Unfortunately, Beardawg does not have a decent sense of style, as evidenced by his AmericanEagle/Gap/GenericShit wardrobe.

Beardawg is a nice, average guy. Nice, average guys are like fat girls.

Fat girls.

Most girls are attracted to a guy based on his social value: that is, where he falls in the social hierarchy. Does he have a lot of friends of high social worth? Is he a leader among men or a follower? Is he chased by other women?

In the first words out of his mouth, Beardawg telegraphed he had a relatively low social worth: that is, it is rare for him to see an attractive girl in his daily routine. Why else would he recognize an attractive girl he had never spoken to?

It could have been worse though. He could have asked, “So what’s there to do around here?” That would indicate he has no life.

Having looks or being athletic may help but only slightly. In particular, an athletic girl may want an athletic guy. But that's only because exercise is a common interest, not because the guy is attractive.

A guy who works out in the hope it will get him laid, probably has sex only very rarely. On the plus side though, any guy can improve his dating life by improving himself—developing a sense of humor, being more assertive, being more social, improving his wardrobe and hygiene, etc.

A girl is limited to more drastic measures: exercise, cosmetic surgery, makeup, and starvation.

[Edited on March 28, 2006 at 6:28 PM. Reason : edit]

3/28/2006 6:27:46 PM

3/28/2006 6:50:44 PM

bttt

4/12/2006 3:00:05 PM

Quote :

"A guy who works out in the hope it will get him laid, probably has sex only very rarely. On the plus side though, any guy can improve his dating life by improving himself—developing a sense of humor, being more assertive, being more social, improving his wardrobe and hygiene, etc. A girl is limited to more drastic measures: exercise, cosmetic surgery, makeup, and starvation."

interesting. and pretty true.

4/12/2006 3:12:20 PM

all it takes is a good name on t-dub fellas

4/12/2006 3:13:17 PM