Kickstand All American 11600 Posts user info edit post |
Anybody seen this show on MTV yet? Two guys from different cities battle it out with yo mama jokes and cutdowns. Someone with half a brain could google some jokes and easily own these guys. Anyways, I can find humor in shows like NEXT and Date my mom, but this is just sad.
[/rant] 4/6/2006 6:04:36 PM |
WolfMiami All American 8766 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, terrible show that could have been saved by at least a couple good jokes
but every joke gets worse
why wilmer why! 4/6/2006 6:15:18 PM |
TheMango55 All American 1427 Posts user info edit post |
MTV sucks 4/6/2006 7:28:07 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
haha nah there are some good ass joke up there
yall people just aint never stood around in a circle dissin your other friends
it takes you back, and the simplest oldest jokes are made funny by the actions
i thinkthe show gets an "A" for good television...they should just show more jokes 4/22/2006 8:47:51 PM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
ahahaha
he said cutdowns 4/22/2006 8:50:09 PM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
The show is pretty bad, but I laughed a few times. Most of the jokes are TERRIBLE. I'm sure my buddies and I, and even a few TWW-ers could do better at making fun of people.
There were a few good ones though. 4/22/2006 8:51:51 PM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
i always thought yo momma jokes were called snaps
that would have been a better title for the show 4/22/2006 8:54:49 PM |
chickenhead
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$1000 cash money 4/22/2006 8:58:12 PM |
MOODY All American 9700 Posts user info edit post |
^^i have the old snaps cd...it was pretty funny 4/22/2006 8:59:10 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
well we called em cracks
but the ones that are really shitty are always treated with silence or mixed booing and some claps
there is some gold up there tho
"yo momma got one eye, one arm, and one leg talkin bout 'lets play Uno'" 4/22/2006 9:03:12 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148457 Posts user info edit post |
they use some things that are literally like 20 years old...i mean, the your momma's so fat she wears an X jacket and helicopters try to land on her back? come on 4/22/2006 9:09:04 PM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
"Your momma so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, I said 'you lose a shoe?' and she said 'Nah, I just found one!'" 4/22/2006 9:11:34 PM |
JT3bucky All American 23258 Posts user info edit post |
yea some of its old but there are some good ones up there as well, there was a white kid awhile back that was real good.
we always called it and still do to this day call it "scoring" like man score this kid out, or what you scoring now?
it be better if they left out all the yo mama mess andjust had it where they score on each other like that Ja Rule look alike kid. Or the kid that said I didnt know Usher had a borhter in prison.
[Edited on April 22, 2006 at 9:13 PM. Reason : d] 4/22/2006 9:12:45 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148457 Posts user info edit post |
the best ones always diss somebody else that everyone has heard of...like the one where the dude's like, your momma is so old, ashton kutcher would date her...double zings are the best 4/22/2006 9:13:37 PM |
ncsugirl84 All American 1291 Posts user info edit post |
some of the jokes are hilarious, others suck. the best episode was with the white guy dressed in a suit that was representing his "hood" 4/22/2006 11:04:47 PM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""yo momma got one eye, one arm, and one leg talkin bout 'lets play Uno'"" |
Ours was, "Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin bout let's play kickball."
Kids are retarded.
I like the show. I just wish they wouldn't come with the wack ones that everyone's heard already.4/22/2006 11:06:26 PM |
jgn77 Veteran 166 Posts user info edit post |
1000 dahlas cash mah-knee.....in the stupid wilmer accent.
That alone is enough not to watch 4/22/2006 11:33:04 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand. 4/22/2006 11:33:52 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Yo momma look like the lion from the Wiz 4/22/2006 11:47:06 PM |
E-Dawg All American 8309 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the best episode was with the white guy dressed in a suit that was representing his "hood"" |
nig got robbed4/23/2006 12:27:03 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
hahah yea that white dude was awesome
especially when he was like "THAT WAS NOT FUNNY"
they need to get more mommas on the show, and actuallly use what they find in the rooms
[Edited on April 23, 2006 at 12:32 AM. Reason : ss] 4/23/2006 12:31:15 AM |
Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12523 Posts user info edit post |
hickory dickory dock, your mother's a whore.
i dont care what you say, thats gold. 4/23/2006 12:41:09 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
haha it was "your moms a dirty slut" 4/23/2006 12:53:19 AM |
Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12523 Posts user info edit post |
yea, that was it, i cant believe they didnt let him win, fez is racist 4/23/2006 12:59:54 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
i really really really really dislike that wilmer guy
i wanna punch him. pure hatred for that guy.
the show is ok though. the one where the girl's mom was actually there was pretty good. and the kid from compton that got beat by the girl was robbed... they just wanted to throw a bitch in there. 4/23/2006 1:04:00 AM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
^you're talking about, V?
I dunno. I thought that line, "You're so black and your teeth are so yellow that when you smile you like like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet," was a clear knock-out. 4/23/2006 1:09:50 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
the one where the dude like "tell your momma to quit leavin shit at my house my girls startin to get mad" and he pulls the big ass bloomers outta his back pack
God damn i was weak that was a hell of a knockout
i think the best dude up there was D-Redd, he had the most original jokes, the best delivery, and he did the funniest actions
"yo momma aint got no toes and she walk like this *does a funny ass shuffle*" 4/23/2006 1:15:35 AM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
It's funny how a lot of the lame jokes are made gold by the antics.
I'm cracked up at the one where he was all, "Dude, you're so big that when you walk backwards it sounds like this." ::pulls out cell and makes a beeping noise:: 4/23/2006 1:18:07 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
"yo momma tripped and fell....i aint wanna laugh... BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN UP" 4/23/2006 1:22:37 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
the one kid's delivery was spot on when he was talkin about the mom's bed "with a door... that she can't fit through"
instead of all up and trying to go fast he slowed it down and took his time. i thought it was cool.
the one white douche that kept using the same jokes over and over was lame though. and the fat dude that sent his girlfriend to represent him. 4/23/2006 1:30:02 AM |
SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
it's not a technically bad premise for a show
but mtv and wilmer gay it up as much as possible 4/23/2006 1:30:35 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
i owe that douche a stone cold stunner next time i see him 4/23/2006 1:32:32 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
the classic fuck up was the dude that goes
"yo momma so skinny...i got her in my mouth now *spits out a tooth pick on to the ground*"
i thought that was funny cuz of the way he spit the toothpick out, and the crowd liked it
then he goes
"yo momma so skinny yo dad uses her as a toothpick"
everyone goes silent
very next joke
"yo momma so skinny her siamese twin is a toothpick"
crowd boooos and wilmer stops that shit and the dude chokes out in the knockout round, classic fuck up 4/23/2006 1:33:56 AM |
BoobsR_gr8 All American 30000 Posts user info edit post |
worst fucking show on tv 4/23/2006 1:45:18 AM |
PimpinHonda All American 4331 Posts user info edit post |
date my mom is the worst show, this is 5/10 4/23/2006 1:55:22 AM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
Question: Would it be a better show on BET or Comedy Central?
BigHitSunday said:
Quote : | ""yo momma tripped and fell....i aint wanna laugh... BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN UP"" |
I loved that one.4/23/2006 2:05:12 AM |
Wraith All American 27257 Posts user info edit post |
Hahahaha I remember they used to have a skit like that on In Living Color, it was called "Dirty Dozens" or something. It was awesome.
Yo mamma so small, she can hand glide on a Dorito! 4/23/2006 2:06:34 AM |
J_Hova All American 30984 Posts user info edit post |
"Yo Momma is soo dumb, she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds" 4/23/2006 2:39:41 AM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
ahaha 4/23/2006 2:54:02 AM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
I still like, "If I'd worn a condom, your ugly ass wouldn't even be here." 4/23/2006 3:54:05 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
heard your sister's goin out with SQUEAK 4/23/2006 8:09:52 AM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
Yo momma so skinny, her they got her picture on the SIDE of her driver's licence. 4/23/2006 12:36:20 PM |
zeus77 Veteran 278 Posts user info edit post |
Your Mom is so stupid she made a bid on eBay without checking the sellers feedback profile 4/23/2006 1:08:46 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
That joke so old you might as well be telling knock-knock jokes...speakin of knock knock jokes thats how my balls hit yo mommas chin they go knock knock knock knock...
[Edited on April 23, 2006 at 2:11 PM. Reason : y] 4/23/2006 2:10:39 PM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! 4/23/2006 2:16:22 PM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! 4/23/2006 2:18:56 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
This dude got a Kobe Bryant jersey...and dont play a lick of basketball
:/ :/ :/ :/ :/
[Edited on April 23, 2006 at 2:25 PM. Reason : g] 4/23/2006 2:25:33 PM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
yo momma so stupid I found her peeking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
[Edited on April 23, 2006 at 2:30 PM. Reason : gfd] 4/23/2006 2:30:50 PM |
MOODY All American 9700 Posts user info edit post |
yo momma so black she sits in the bathtub to make tea.
yo momma so stupid she could never make koolaid cause she couldn't fit all the water in the pouch. 4/23/2006 5:09:07 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Yo momma so skinny you can see her farts comin
Yo momma so skinny she swallowed a peanut MnM and everyone thought she was 6 months pregnant...In fact here go all your long lost brothers and sisters *throws down a bag of MnMs*
[Edited on April 23, 2006 at 5:29 PM. Reason : g] 4/23/2006 5:29:00 PM |