the FUCK out!!!!

I already told Ronny cuz he's not on t-dub very much.

I was home alone and walking into my bedroom, tripped on something and lost the ensuing fight with my desk chair.

I felt like I made a solid effort, I made it far enough to leave hand streaks of blood down the bedroom door and in the bathroom. 15 minutes and pool of blood later I woke up and called for help, now I've got more staples that most of my research papers.

I taught school today but I think school make have actually taught me.

The Principal said "When they ask you what happened just say "I got into a fight, when they say 'DAMNNNN', Just say 'Yeah but you should see what the other guy looks like'".

Really got their attn. lol "Damn dudes Mr. Beardawg got in a fight and look at him, but he beat the shit out of some other dude!!! Seriously, my mom works at the hospital, she say them bring the guy in!!!"

Kids are such great bullshitters. LOL

4/21/2006 11:14:37 PM

chit chat much?

4/21/2006 11:15:40 PM

It was life and new to me that fits the Lound Requirements but it wont my feeling if Cass moves it.

4/21/2006 11:17:29 PM

Wait... what the fuck is this thread about and why am I in it?

4/21/2006 11:19:23 PM

he has a touch of the downs

4/21/2006 11:20:13 PM

I love you guys too.

It's too bad I didn't bleed to death, then you guys could go back to trashing ST.

[Edited on April 21, 2006 at 11:24 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2006 11:23:53 PM

Damn if this had only happened about a month ago... you might actually have a semi-valid excuse in Sports Talk for not knowing what the DH is.

4/21/2006 11:26:04 PM

Hill... the library?

4/21/2006 11:37:48 PM

he lies, i whooped his ass with his own desk chair. i got the fuck out before the cops were called though. that'll teach you to eye me boy.

[Edited on April 21, 2006 at 11:42 PM. Reason : dining hall]

4/21/2006 11:42:09 PM

Wow man, that must have really cost you on gas...365 miles one way... what would that work out to, I don't know what you drive.

4/21/2006 11:44:12 PM

my car runs on the blood and pain of others

4/21/2006 11:46:23 PM

Why did you leave me... you know I make miraculous comebacks.

FINISH HIM!!!

4/21/2006 11:55:53 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

4/22/2006 12:05:29 AM

I'll have some pics tommorow, my camera batteries are dead.

4/22/2006 12:07:04 AM

I found some batteries... the main cut is on my right temple, it doesn't look like much and I can't get a good angle to take a self-pic...

4/22/2006 12:18:15 AM

4/22/2006 12:18:29 AM

what the fuck did you trip over?

dont you live at your rent's house? where were they?

4/22/2006 12:20:33 AM

at work, I taught school and got out at 3:30, I was going to mow the lawn.

(it's a 2 acre lawn)

[Edited on April 22, 2006 at 12:22 AM. Reason : big yard]

4/22/2006 12:21:24 AM

this thread is too good

4/22/2006 12:31:08 AM

I made it just for you.

4/22/2006 12:33:20 AM

haha

4/22/2006 12:43:17 AM

So ladies... especially those who've had babies... is there a way to minimize the scar, a Vitamin E cream or pill?

4/22/2006 1:18:28 AM

just keep getting fatter and let the fat fold over it

4/22/2006 1:22:13 AM

178 is fat for a guy?

4/22/2006 1:54:07 AM

damn son
what are you 5'4"?

4/22/2006 1:58:14 AM

5'8''

4/22/2006 1:59:04 AM

Quote :

"just keep getting fatter and let the fat fold over it"

I never asked your bra size so mind your manners. Dipshit.

4/22/2006 2:03:22 AM

You're a teacher?



I fear for America's youth.

4/22/2006 10:06:11 AM

^^aren't you the one that was hitting on your student at the drug store?

4/22/2006 10:09:59 AM

"just keep getting fatter and let the fat fold over it"

/thread

[Edited on April 22, 2006 at 10:14 AM. Reason : wtf keyboard]

4/22/2006 10:14:00 AM

maderva for kids. then you can heal your scar and hers too.

4/22/2006 10:35:38 AM

Quote :

"THE LOUNGE IS NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL CHIT CHAT"

Dude, seriously, if you are going to post in the Lounge, can you revise your topics a bit? They look a LOT like Chit Chat topics. I'd love to comment in this thread, but I have NO idea what the crap its about.

[Edited on April 22, 2006 at 10:36 AM. Reason : .]

4/22/2006 10:36:03 AM

rot in hell

4/22/2006 11:48:53 AM

I thought he got bounced from ST mod when I clicked on it

4/22/2006 4:54:30 PM

^^"Rot in Hell" would you wish that upon anybody?

In truth?

I'm a Christian and if my faith condemns me to Hell then then so be it, and we can discuss the Lounge or CC

4/26/2006 3:10:33 AM

Quote :

"It was life and new to me that fits the Lound Requirements but it wont my feeling if Cass moves it."

MOTHAFUCKAS ACT LIKE THEY FORGOT ABOUT LEG

4/26/2006 7:17:41 AM

Honestly the only way any scars of mine have vanished is simply time. That said, the worst ones are still pretty bad.

I have heard but have no personal experience with some of the scar reducing creams can actually help out a fair amount. There are some that have apparently been around years and are still here.
Depends I suppose on how much you're willing to shell out to try it. IF you do though, let me know how it goes? heh.

Other than that, I'd ask your doc ,I believe there are some prescription strength creams that aren't the same thing as what you get over the counter (dont quote me). Additionally he/she ought to know if vitamin e n such will help. I doubt taking more vitamins however would hurt you.

4/26/2006 11:46:35 AM

^nbbody eva foget's 'bout teh 'LEG. He just rolls yo, that shit goes unsaid.

4/26/2006 5:34:53 PM

^you are sucking his ass

4/26/2006 9:58:46 PM

DJ Lauren goes w/o bein' said yo. She's Implied Dawg!!!

4/27/2006 2:29:20 AM

lettin it slide

[Edited on April 27, 2006 at 2:47 AM. Reason : d]

4/27/2006 2:47:12 AM

YOU'RE A PUSSY...NO ONE CARES...MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO FAT YOU WOULDN'T BE KNOCKING SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE FAGGOT

4/27/2006 9:53:48 AM

you got in a little too late to try and make a funny.

4/27/2006 10:45:37 AM

I wish I was fat enough to have enough gravitational pull to draw in a comet to hit your fuckin' Caps Lock, and you with it... yeah, I could live with that.

4/27/2006 10:45:46 AM

^WOW HILARIOUS

LOOK YOU FAT LOSER YOU GOT A TINY SCRATCH ON YOUR HEAD....WHO GIVES A FUCK

^^SORRY I WASN'T WAITING BY MY COMPUTER AT 11:45 PM TO CHIME IN ON THIS THREAD EARLIER...FUCKING DOUCHE

4/27/2006 10:55:46 AM

woodfoot for entertainment mod

4/27/2006 10:56:51 AM

I don't disagree.

4/27/2006 10:15:19 PM