Myself and Booomour race for a girls panties which she offer4ed as a trophy, full-on-packpeddling around the barn, full speed, on gravel, then around obstacles, and up dark stairs with a steep drop around corner #2, on an incline both ways, with steps and obstacles, wearing helmets, pushing and shoving, running backwards, falling down, kicking each other's asses...and i won...and then she refused to give up the trophy, what is our regal, shit legal, recourse???? Hire a lawyer like James Scott Farrin?????

The trophy was won by me, and I expect to recieve the glorious and odiferous trophy, and it will be strung up the flag pole under the American flag, the NASCAR caution flag, and .........damn better be some panties on there soon dammit. I won them fair and square, except for pushing 'someone' off the steps in corner #2 where no judges could see. Yup, I still won. Anyone know a good dirtie pantie lawyer? Not just any panty lawyer, I mean a good dirty panty lawyer that knows a good aroma??? (no cones were run over in this race and it was a closed course for professional racers only, and only very dark 110 pound 4-legged animals were allowed to run inteference).

Any legal buffs want to take on this case???

4/24/2006 11:37:46 PM

Damn straight. Nothing like some ripe drawers for a trophy. I prefer to bring them home wadded up in my pocket (and my own wadded up in the other pocket.

4/24/2006 11:51:30 PM

I tried to get the trophy beforehand to wear as a helmet. It was a very difficult rally course with much carnage. Find me a lawyer.

4/24/2006 11:56:01 PM

this thread is worthless without pics.

4/25/2006 12:03:57 AM

My attorney said no pics until after the case is settled. And it WILL be settled. I even offered her to give up a left sock and a hair tie, but no go, so we're going for everything. The works.

Maybe even the tampon as the checkered flag,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Edited on April 25, 2006 at 12:14 AM. Reason : der]

4/25/2006 12:06:07 AM

8.7/10

4/25/2006 12:52:44 AM

why do you want some girl's panties? i just fail to see the point in having them, even as a trophy. the prize should've been head, or something useful.

4/25/2006 1:02:57 AM

4/25/2006 1:17:54 AM

you can't brag about getting head

what if you're lying.

4/25/2006 1:26:56 AM

I just got slammed by a rolling chair. I never knew a chair could have such ninja-like skills. Me thinks I'll go out back and shoot it, welll, maybe just the damn casters anyway. F'n mean chair.

4/25/2006 1:46:28 AM

^^ so? you still got head.

4/25/2006 1:31:04 PM

but you can get head without putting your life and more importantly your car in danger.

4/25/2006 1:31:46 PM

This is one of those threads where you don't belong gargamel because you are clueless.

4/25/2006 1:51:17 PM

no Chance

4/25/2006 1:52:16 PM

take her bra as compensation, if she wears one.

4/25/2006 3:43:39 PM

Yeah, I've pretty much lost all respect for the little slut.

4/25/2006 9:07:22 PM

^^^dude this doesnt even have anything to do with a car...







at least learn to read.

4/25/2006 10:02:01 PM

did you get a reward yet?

4/25/2006 11:25:14 PM

Quote :

"I prefer to bring them home wadded up in my pocket (and my own wadded up in the other pocket."

hahaha. too lazy to put them back on? surely you didn't use them as a nut rag.

4/26/2006 9:53:23 AM

You should talk to Victoria Secret. I hear she is a good Attorney of Law.

4/26/2006 10:52:33 AM