Hey, kids! Comics! Friend, now's your chance! You can be the first on your block to own a one-of-a-kind piece of comic book and Wolf Web history: the phenomenal, filibusterin' FroshKiller's very own complete run of The Invisibles in handy-dandy trade paperback form! Now you can thrill to galumphin' Grant Morrison's epic tale of a ragtag band of intellectual radicals struggling against the oppressive and encroaching authority of extradimensional invaders...or whatever the fuck this series was about, I couldn't really follow the last quarter of it!

But yes, True Believer, this particular collection boasts all seven--count 'em, seven--collected editions of The Invisibles volumes 1 and 2. And better yet, they're coming to you straight from my personal collection. Each and every page of these books has been lovingly caressed by my own gentle hands. In fact, don't be surprised if you find hairs from my very head tucked between them! Never before has such a unique treasure graced Classifieds...and perhaps never will again!

This collection has a retail value of $132.65 straight off the shelf, and that's without original FroshKiller artifacts! But I like you, and I'm going to cut you a deal. For a mere $50, you can own the whole ball o' wax! Send your private message today!

6/27/2006 9:10:25 PM

To this very day its not uncommon for me to open up a trade paperback I haven't perused for some time and find strands of genuine FroshKiller hair.

When you combine future advances in cloning with all the loose stands of hair that you leave behind, its inevitable that we are going to have to someday suffer through the Froshkiller Clone Saga...

6/28/2006 3:21:00 AM

You heard Grandmoph right: He's one of the lucky few to have genuine FroshKiller relics in his books! But never before have you had the opportunity to purchase directly from my personal collection! Don't let the chance of a lifetime pass you by!

6/28/2006 8:30:07 AM

I understand that the thought of walking where FroshKiller trod is intimidating--awe-inspiring, even!--but you are only fifty dollars away from greatness. Think how few even live long enough to say that! And better yet, this is quality funnybook content from Grant Morrison and a fantastic roster of comic artists, including Frank Quitely, Morrison's current partner on All-Star Superman! You can't lose, True Believer!

6/28/2006 3:55:57 PM

The clock...is...ticking! Every day you hesitate carries you further and further from this incredible opportunity! Will you be Fortune's fool...or will you seize the day?! Act now!

[Edited on June 29, 2006 at 5:50 PM. Reason : !!!]

6/29/2006 5:50:16 PM

Can you prove that there will be no FroshKiller hair inserted amongst the pages?

6/30/2006 10:06:57 AM