I'm horrible disgusted with the few scenes that were displayed on Conan, dante's a fat faggot, randal's dancing, randallllll's dancing......... They replaced dante's cool witty girlfriend with a dumb black girl who's dressed up to be more white than a snowman, silent J and bob, are really overplayed they're not going to save the show. Really, they should've never made this film, you'll never have the teenagers back from clerks, and you'll never make a mainstream cult hit with people actually trying clerks humor.

If you're a true fan of the oldies skip this flat rock on the pond.

7/19/2006 3:32:28 AM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=360214

7/19/2006 3:41:00 AM

yeah...that would explain the 8 minute standing ovation it received.....

7/19/2006 4:13:44 AM

Quote :

"silent J and bob"

7/19/2006 8:26:34 AM

Quote :

"you'll never have the teenagers back from clerks"

They were in their 20's when they made it...

The movie is going to be fine, it cant beat the first one, but if it does thats great

Im glad Kevin Smith decided to make another Clerks...

7/19/2006 8:28:36 AM

Quote :

"a dumb black girl who's dressed up to be more white than a snowman"

if, you mean rosario dawson,

you need to get your head right.

7/19/2006 8:42:37 AM

i'll see it.....if only for the whole Buffalo Bill/SofTL parody.


and that i love Q Lazzarus

7/19/2006 8:54:13 AM

the Buffalo Bill dance is going to be funny

Rosario Dawson is gorgeous

and dont go see this movie if you are only going to talk shit about it, there are plenty of people who want to watch it, you wont be missed

7/19/2006 9:11:38 AM

I'll watch it; I've yet to see a Kevin Smith movie in theaters.

7/19/2006 12:16:31 PM

There's nothing in it for the old clerk fans except the names and the actors. The magics gone, you would have seen it too if you watched conan, the movie looks like it's all very predictable pop public humor.

7/19/2006 12:40:23 PM

jason mewes makes me moist

7/19/2006 12:41:19 PM

BUCKET.

7/19/2006 1:10:43 PM

ibtbd

7/19/2006 1:19:26 PM

congrats, you agree with Joel Siegel
http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=263

7/19/2006 1:24:14 PM

I love Kevin Smith.

7/19/2006 1:52:52 PM

Harry Knowles likes it.
Tarantino likes it.
Robert Rodriguez likes it.
Some frogs like it.

Chances are I'm going to like it.

^^ Hilarious shit. I almost dropped the computer over Fozzy Bear. I've pretty much always hated Joel Siegel (unlike Owen Gleiberman or others, who I go back and forth on), but I hate him even more now that I know he likes M. Night.

[Edited on July 19, 2006 at 2:28 PM. Reason : rr]

7/19/2006 2:23:03 PM

i'm flyyyyinnng ovvevrrrr yoooouuu

7/19/2006 7:24:39 PM

i bet its funny as hell

7/19/2006 7:51:22 PM

yet your name is firmbuttgirl

7/19/2006 9:25:54 PM

the clip of smith bashing siegel on the radio is worth the ticket price, the rest of the movie is gonna be gravy

7/19/2006 10:59:43 PM

Quote :

"yeah...that would explain the 8 minute standing ovation it received....."

7/19/2006 11:57:51 PM

firmbuttgirl

thats actually what I thought it said for a while

7/20/2006 7:32:34 AM

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"the clip of smith bashing siegel on the radio is worth the ticket price, the rest of the movie is gonna be gravy"

link plzkthx

7/20/2006 1:14:04 PM

Smith has a link to it on his blog post about Siegel
http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=263

direct link - http://www.viewaskew.com/kevin/joelsiegel.mp3

7/20/2006 1:28:36 PM

heard it live, it was hilarious.

7/20/2006 1:46:14 PM

It should've been in b&w

7/20/2006 2:24:47 PM

will watch tonight

7/20/2006 2:44:20 PM

Damn I want to see this tomorrow, but I need to save money so I can get back to Raleigh...

Anyone want to loan me $10?

7/20/2006 3:14:08 PM

Yea this shit between Kevin and Seigel was great yesterday. Loved this shit. Especially the part that he didn't fucking know that Kevin Smith was the one he had been talking to for like the first 5 minutes!

[Edited on July 20, 2006 at 3:25 PM. Reason : ]

7/20/2006 3:25:28 PM

It will be on t.v in two months, save your money

7/20/2006 3:50:31 PM

^GOOD ADVICE

Two Months....

In two months it will either still be playing at First Run Theaters, or will atleast still be playing at the 2nd Run Theater (Blue Ridge)

It wont be out on DVD before October..ish

7/20/2006 3:52:43 PM

In two months it will be playing uncut, donkey shows and all, on the ABC network.

7/20/2006 3:56:17 PM

As a matter of fact, they are going to give away the DVD for free....

with a free DVD player...

7/20/2006 4:07:24 PM

And 37 blowjobs.

Supplies are limited.

7/20/2006 4:11:59 PM

The Cast will actually fly, nay walk from city to city and perform the movie live just for food....and pot

7/20/2006 4:36:38 PM

Did he ever finish that story about Mewes' ongoing drug habit?

7/20/2006 7:19:39 PM

so....I'm bout to head out to watch this.

One hour away.

Who wants to touch me?

I said who wants to fucking touch me?!

7/20/2006 9:17:40 PM

If I were still sixteen and hadn't seen JSBSB or Jersey Girl, I would.

7/20/2006 9:21:32 PM

Thread's well informed and thought out according to a fan who will avoid clerks II.

7/20/2006 9:55:41 PM

Kevin Smith is such a tool. It takes a lot of balls to call someone names/mock them on the internets and while sitting in with Opie and Anthony. He's a perennial wannabe filmmaker stuck in the back of some 10th grade study hall. This film will bomb.

7/20/2006 10:10:13 PM

it will definetly bomb, but it will have it's fanbase none the less

7/20/2006 10:13:10 PM

actually, it won't bomb. it only cost 5 million dollars apparantly. even though this guy is an equal tool what he wrote about smith is funny:

Quote :

"If you hate wordplay jokes so much Kevin, than why is your second dvd called 'An Evening with Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder'. Why do the posters for 'Clerks II' that your shilling on your myspace have taglines like: "Leading The War Against Counter Terrorism". (Get it? Because they work behind a counter. Tee-hee, tee-hee.) Kevin attacks Siegel for loving the spotlight in a blog entry just above the one where he lists all of his interviews and promotional appearances. I assumed Kevins two favorite pastimes were eating cookie dough and sitting very still, but clearly they are promoting himself and being slightly less funny than a dead Christmas puppy."

http://tinyurl.com/nk2h7

7/20/2006 10:15:29 PM

There's a difference between good wordplay and really bad puns.

There's also a difference between being a press-whore (which Smith will be more than happy to tell you he is) and trying to call attention to yourself when you have no business doing so and doing it in an unprofessional manner.

You should actually listen to the Opie and Anthony piece before commenting on it, because that makes you look especially dumb.

[Edited on July 21, 2006 at 12:53 AM. Reason : .]

7/21/2006 12:53:06 AM

I did listen to it. Kevin Smith makes himself look like an idiot.

Quote :

"There's also a difference between being a press-whore (which Smith will be more than happy to tell you he is) and trying to call attention to yourself when you have no business doing so and doing it in an unprofessional manner."

A critic vocally leaves his movie in disgust so his response is to go on a slimy radio show to make fun of the guy and then attempts to "call him out" after Siegel calls in and at least halfasses an apology when he didn't have to... The best when Smith called him a jackass and unprofessional at the same time . Keep on going on the radio Kev, it makes you look like a standup guy in comparison. I had to turn that shit off about halfway through.

Kevin Smith will go down as someone who was always on the outside looking in; his bullshit antics that stemmed from his reaction to Siegel have assured this.

Quote :

"You should actually listen to the Opie and Anthony piece before commenting on it, because that makes you look especially dumb."

Ouch.

In the end, I just think Smith is just pissed off that someone humiliated him...and he played it like a real "newbie" (a word he so eloquently used on O&A). He was practically crying like a baby on the radio... maybe more like a 11 year old who just got picked last for dodgeball. Grow some fucking skin you whiny millionaire.

[Edited on July 21, 2006 at 1:13 AM. Reason : .]

7/21/2006 1:04:16 AM

Meh, smiths an actor, don't expect the real him to be better than the movie

7/21/2006 1:36:26 AM

Having just seen it, here are is my all important opinion...

I liked this movie. I didn't love it.

If you are a fan of the "Viewaskewniverse" you will like this. I would still recommend catching a matinee. It's a funny movie, but unfortunately there are aspects that brought it down a bit. Sappy love story mixed in with dick and fart jokes doesn't work that well in this film.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is one of my favorite movies and in my opinion this one doesn't compare. If you are looking forward to this movie, Catch the Matinee, or don't walk in expecting the greatest thing. This way here it might even be better than you expect.

7/21/2006 1:46:16 AM

Quote :

"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is one of my favorite movies and in my opinion this one doesn't compare."

7/21/2006 2:02:16 AM

Yeah I said it...

You don't have to agree with it.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is one of my favorites. The combination of all the characters, especially Will Ferrell, makes this one I can watch over and over.

7/21/2006 2:58:17 AM

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a hilarious movie, not one of my favorite ever, but all the same EXTREMELY funny

7/21/2006 3:05:19 AM

When does it start? I doubt it's coming out here.

7/21/2006 5:21:31 AM