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7/20/2006 12:29:15 PM

do ya also do funerals for when the ex murders you b/c you used a break up service to end the relationship?

7/20/2006 12:37:20 PM

this has to be a joke

7/20/2006 12:40:11 PM

no joke at all

7/20/2006 12:42:52 PM

i heard about this the other day

http://www.revengelady.com/breakups.html

[Edited on July 20, 2006 at 12:45 PM. Reason : they do breakups too, apparently]

7/20/2006 12:45:02 PM

i've always wanted to send someone a singing telegram telling them to go fuck themselves when i break up with them

7/20/2006 12:50:03 PM

i had a friend who used "It's Over"

it really works!!!

the guys met the girl at cafe carolina, had lunch with her and broke the news to her and it worked perfectly!

7/20/2006 2:59:50 PM

^no murderous rage aftermath?

7/20/2006 3:04:14 PM

Man up, do it yourself

7/20/2006 3:10:38 PM

he said that he paid the guys $100 cash and that when he talked to the girl afterwards, she said that everything they said made perfect sense. she was happy and so was my friend

7/20/2006 3:11:59 PM

you could always order the book "he's just not that into you" off of amazon, have it gift wrapped, and shipped to her house. a few clicks of the mouse and it's done, you don't even have to get off your ass.

7/20/2006 3:12:03 PM

why would you spend money to breakup with someone...man up

7/20/2006 3:57:05 PM

Its perfect!!! If you didn't own any testicles, or were born without them.

7/20/2006 5:11:55 PM

what if you were born with only 1

7/20/2006 5:13:18 PM

Shannon Doherty can do it for you.
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117941785?cs=1&s=h&p=0

7/20/2006 5:39:49 PM

That is the worst idea I have ever seen.

7/20/2006 5:59:25 PM

do you break up gay relationships too??

7/21/2006 10:13:25 AM

7/21/2006 10:24:05 AM

yikes

7/21/2006 12:53:18 PM