leaving them voicemails and shit

not quite on par with Pat O' Brian, but still pretty good

site

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/scott-van-pelt-has-a-way-with-the-ladies-192853.php

audio

http://media.odeo.com//files/5/7/8/704578.wav

8/10/2006 9:46:35 AM

if only i had sound

8/10/2006 9:53:02 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........

"If you don't have a clubbed foot and Bells Palsey, you are OK in my book"

poor guy.

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8/10/2006 9:53:11 AM

that was funny....

but was it real?

It would take a real bitch to do something like that, but i suppose it could happen.

8/10/2006 9:54:13 AM

Quote :

"you passed everything on my checklist.........i have a pretty lengthy checklist."

thats gold, pure gold.

8/10/2006 10:03:09 AM

"i knew as soon as you left, i'd never see you again"

8/10/2006 10:06:06 AM

i'll fly down to take you out like a civilized human being

8/10/2006 10:10:02 AM

lol

8/10/2006 10:23:39 AM

hahaha

my first insticts tell me that's fake.. but it does sound like him, voice and mannerisms.

8/10/2006 10:55:01 AM

could be staged

8/10/2006 12:26:46 PM

that shits hilarious

he is the man

she probably thought he was weird too

fuck that bitch

8/10/2006 1:46:49 PM

gotta be staged

8/10/2006 2:06:15 PM

sounds to me like hes a funny motherfucker and she thought he was weird

when he finds a chick who gets that voicemail and laughs her ass off

he gets married

that shit aint embarassing at all

thats like somebody saying jim carey left them a weird voicemail

of course he did, hes fucking jim carey

get a clue bitch

8/10/2006 2:09:11 PM

Quote :

"but it does sound like him, voice and mannerisms."

sounds like his mannerisms? what!?

8/10/2006 2:15:31 PM

Quote :

"i'm sure as you remember it... or maybe- or maybe you don't."

that's exactly how he talks on sportscenter. the message is full of stuff like that. i guess mannerisms wasn't the most applicable word, but it came to mind.

8/10/2006 2:54:41 PM

Quote :

"sounds to me like hes a funny motherfucker and she thought he was weird when he finds a chick who gets that voicemail and laughs her ass off he gets married that shit aint embarassing at all thats like somebody saying jim carey left them a weird voicemail of course he did, hes fucking jim carey get a clue bitch "

sounds like VP isn't the only one to leave wierd, rambling messages on a chicks machine.

8/10/2006 2:58:03 PM

Did somebody say Jim Carey!?!?!

8/10/2006 3:15:30 PM

He's one of my favorites on Sportscenter; and this just affirms those feelings.

I AM WILLIAM WALLACE!!

8/10/2006 3:29:30 PM

that is the fakest thing i have ever head

8/10/2006 10:21:54 PM

yeah i call shenanigans

8/10/2006 11:10:40 PM

It's not fake, I was listening to the junks this morning and of the dudes in boys w/ Van Pelt, and he just said he doesn't care on that its out on the internet. e

8/10/2006 11:31:45 PM

haha, that shit is awesome.

8/10/2006 11:43:51 PM

^^what the fuck is that!?

8/11/2006 12:29:43 AM

Yea EB and Lurch are always at Dewey Beach, which is where the Van Pelt call came from. I laughed, i knew when i heard "dewey beach" on that voicemail that the junks were somehow involved

8/11/2006 3:58:07 AM

^^^^Holy shit what did I type

8/11/2006 10:19:32 AM

its a sad state of affairs for the male race when a man with the income, fame, and sense of humor as scott van pelt has to resort to such juvenile antics to land a woman...

its not like he as a third arm growing out of his forehead

8/11/2006 9:54:47 PM

this guy is so boring to me

9/5/2022 11:36:26 PM

I don’t really care for him either. I hate his interviews with athletes…moves his arms around too much looks like hes trying to swim

9/5/2022 11:51:18 PM