I need toilet paper. My apartment will thank you. You do not know how great toilet paper is until you have only kleenex in your apartment. It does not need to be the nicest, I'll even buy an industrial size toilet paper, such as the stuff from Bojangles. Preferably unused.

9/14/2006 11:57:48 AM

biglots you dumb nigga

9/14/2006 12:00:09 PM

wtf?

9/14/2006 12:02:55 PM

First this made me LOL, then it made me , then if figured that this must be a joke.

9/14/2006 12:08:17 PM

I'm serious, honestly, I'm outta toilet paper, and I just want to buy a cheap roll of the industrial stuff, have you ever had to wipe with Kleenex, if you have, you know where I am coming from.

9/14/2006 12:11:45 PM

look ma, someone thinks theyre funny.

9/14/2006 12:11:59 PM

what's sad is, i think he's serious!

9/14/2006 12:12:55 PM

I AM SERIOUS, DAMNIT. My roomate said since we don't have time to go to the store, I should just ask on TWW

9/14/2006 12:13:28 PM

mdpaintbal: will pay extra for delivery to my bathroom asap.

realizing there is no TP after the deed is done is one of the shittiest feelings ever. he's probably sitting there w/ his laptop yelling for someone, as we type.

9/14/2006 12:14:17 PM

See, wlb420, I was in that bind, but my roomate slid me sheets of kleenex under the door and we have baby wipes next to the toilet in case of emergency

9/14/2006 12:15:18 PM

so do you and your roomate take shits together??

Quote :

"My roomate said since we don't have time to go to the store, I should just ask on TWW"

9/14/2006 12:15:28 PM

How does that signify we take shits together if he said that we don't have time to go to the store, it's called being a student and having class.

9/14/2006 12:16:26 PM

I think you should go lay in front of a train!

9/14/2006 12:21:38 PM

Why are you going to talk shit when that's what I'm hear to clean up. Honestly, if you don't have any to sell, don't post.

9/14/2006 12:23:10 PM

Screw it, i'll just take a roll from one of the bathrooms after class.

9/14/2006 12:24:31 PM

^

see.. Now you're thinking.. Put that college education to work!

9/14/2006 12:40:48 PM

find someone who lives in one of the dorms to hook you up.

9/14/2006 1:33:29 PM

A 4-pack is fucking $1.39 at the grocery store.


Quit wasting your time along with everyone elses!

9/14/2006 3:19:29 PM

9/14/2006 3:30:14 PM

ill post all i want and i do have alot of tp to sell if you want it you have to come get it tho so walking with shit on your ass i dunno i will leave that up to you?!?!?

9/14/2006 3:54:45 PM

do you have a job mdpaintbal?...i dont have that much money either, so i try to keep the pisses at home, and take the dumps at work

that way i'm getting paid AND i'm using their toilet paper

9/14/2006 3:55:53 PM

go to meredith, walk in a dorm parlor, steal a box, excuse me BORROW a box

profit

9/14/2006 4:06:50 PM

^^ That is nice hahahahahaha made me LOL

9/14/2006 4:18:38 PM

i'll deliver you a roll for $100

9/14/2006 4:28:45 PM

Nevermind, yall didn't take me seriously, thanks to a buddy of mine that works at a fast food restaurant, he gave me an industrial size roll. No I do not have a job, and I cannot steal it from a dorm because I am in an apartment complex and don't feel like going to my neighbors who think I am a complete druggie because I have a black light and ask them for toilet paper, might freak them out.

9/14/2006 4:52:24 PM

I was holding out on the toilet paper for the appartment so he finaaly came and begged me for som Tp

9/14/2006 5:04:02 PM