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guaranteed

9/27/2006 12:35:11 AM

i should have put *BREAKING NEWS*

9/27/2006 12:37:32 AM

I heard about it on Sportscenter a few minutes ago, been waiting for them to get more details.

9/27/2006 12:37:57 AM

Oh boy we will hear about this for the rest of the week now.

And I am a Cowboys fan.

9/27/2006 12:38:23 AM

on espn now

9/27/2006 12:38:59 AM

shit, i was counting on some mad fantasy points

9/27/2006 12:39:05 AM

if they are trying to induce vomiting, he either tried to kill himself or accidentally ate something poisonous

9/27/2006 12:43:08 AM

he got his popcorn ready

9/27/2006 12:44:50 AM

attention whore

9/27/2006 12:46:17 AM

http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/local_story_270001833.html

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 12:48 AM. Reason : maybe he overdosed on pain killas]

9/27/2006 12:46:28 AM

This is either an indication of something tragic...

or the best publicity stunt ever.

9/27/2006 12:50:01 AM

he prob just ate some raw meat

9/27/2006 1:07:07 AM

too bad he failed

9/27/2006 1:08:02 AM

want to know more dammnit.

9/27/2006 1:08:36 AM

It'd be nice to be in a position where all you had to do was NOT FUCK UP for a few years, even if you warmed the bench and be set for life.

Ppl who really want to commit suicide don't wait for the police to talk them away from the edge, and they don't call a friend just in time to have their stomach pumped... they pull the fuckin' trigger.

Quote :

"he prob just ate some raw meat"

Wrong... Spinach

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 1:13 AM. Reason : Popeye]

9/27/2006 1:10:40 AM

pill oversode to take away his hand pain

9/27/2006 1:16:00 AM

Hopefully he will be ok for Sunday's game.

I need some fantasy points out of him

9/27/2006 1:22:02 AM

AP Wire... Reports are coming in that T.O. has had to have his stomach pumped for Spinach-Doping... More to follow...

It has been confirmed that Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrel Owens has indeed been rushed to the hospital to have his stomach pumped after failing to achieve "super-powers." Owens resorted to an attempt to use perferformance-enhancing vegetables like those of his childhood hero Popeye the Sailor Man... it's unknown how much spinach he ingested but his condition is stable at the moment... provided he doesn't sprout freakishly large forearms, his prognosis is good.

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 1:29 AM. Reason : .]

9/27/2006 1:27:19 AM

^you're trying sooo hard to be liked

9/27/2006 1:32:54 AM

and its working

9/27/2006 1:37:06 AM

i'm gullable

now then

did he really try to kill himself?

9/27/2006 2:53:50 AM

Nah, he didn't.

9/27/2006 3:47:04 AM

Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens was hospitalized Tuesday night after suffering an allergic reaction to pain medication likely being taken for his broken right hand, according to newspaper and broadcast reports.

"This is not serious," Owens' publicist Kim Etheridge said in Wednesday's online edition of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

9/27/2006 6:33:23 AM

what...did he stick the needle in the left hand?

9/27/2006 7:53:37 AM

Beardawg61, you are clearly trying too hard

9/27/2006 9:02:14 AM

over-dosing on pain killers will not give you an "adverse reaction"
being one of the many people who are allergic to pain killers and have adverse reactions to them will

and since he had an adverse reaction before thats what it is

9/27/2006 9:14:36 AM

101.1 just reported they are switching from adverse pain reaction to committing suicide based on a report by KDFW

but KDFW has nothing on their site

now its on their website

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 9:32 AM. Reason : update]

9/27/2006 9:26:36 AM

In the same article, Parcells talks about an incident with Terry Glenn:

Quote :

"He was trying to cut some tape off his uniform," Parcells said. "He had his hand down in his pants and he missed. Fortunately he cut his hand"

9/27/2006 9:40:03 AM

says on CNN.com that he tried to commit suicide.

9/27/2006 9:41:51 AM

"Mr. Rosenhaus! Did TO try to kill himself?!?!"

"Next question"

9/27/2006 9:43:12 AM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/nfl/09/27/owens.report/index.html?cnn=yes

9/27/2006 9:43:18 AM

oops, i misread it.

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 9:48 AM. Reason : nm]

9/27/2006 9:47:58 AM

Absolutely crazy...

I've never been a big fan of his, by anymeans, but prayers to him and his family as they deal with this.

9/27/2006 9:53:02 AM

EPSN said he was still stuffing down pills after rescue workers arrived

9/27/2006 9:55:28 AM

you dont

wanna fuck with TEE-OH

cuz TEE-OH

will fucking kill himself

9/27/2006 10:03:44 AM

should of just shot himself in the face

pills are a cry for attention/help

9/27/2006 10:05:07 AM

maybe he just really likes pain killers

9/27/2006 10:05:50 AM

Very interesting

everybody prepare for ESPN to cover this till the cows come home

9/27/2006 10:06:01 AM

^^^does that surprise you that TO would do something to gain attention?

Seriously though, I don't like the guy, but I really hope he gets straightened out.

[Edited on September 27, 2006 at 10:09 AM. Reason : ,]

9/27/2006 10:08:46 AM

woody completely disbelieves the police report

ahahahahaha then he said he might have just took a greater dose of pills because of the pain he was in

wow that finger must have been killing him

9/27/2006 10:11:40 AM

My thoughts and prayers are with him

To do well on my fantasy football team

9/27/2006 10:12:28 AM

goddamn he is on my fantasy team too.

9/27/2006 10:15:11 AM

Quote :

""Mr. Rosenhaus! Did TO try to kill himself?!?!" "Next question""

ahahaha

9/27/2006 10:18:30 AM

how could this happen to me

9/27/2006 10:19:36 AM

Apparently TO has admitted to the suicide attempt to police.

9/27/2006 10:23:27 AM

Quote :

"shit, i was counting on some mad fantasy points"

is there ever a time when you're not thinking about your stupid fantasy points

9/27/2006 10:26:15 AM

he was probably depressed about not having enough money for food or rent in his small apartment

9/27/2006 10:26:21 AM

10 million dollars down the drain

jerry jownzed

9/27/2006 10:33:27 AM

HE TOOK 5 PILLS

Damn, such a cry for help/

9/27/2006 10:37:44 AM

if you've taken 5 pills then you are like a drunk and you cant take what he says seriously
when he sobers up he's gonna be PISSSED and he'll try to spin the story

9/27/2006 10:40:01 AM