You get one question.

Id ask what percent of his time/effort he spends on Iraq.

10/19/2006 3:11:57 AM

"Mr President, in your honest opinion, which one of your policies sucked the most?"

10/19/2006 3:20:09 AM

Did you know Sosa was on steroids?

10/19/2006 6:52:52 AM

Where can I ask him this question? I mean, if its on TV, then I'd probably ask him a different question than the one I really wanted to know.

"Mr. President, was our best intelligence pointing to weapons of mass destruction in Iraq or was that some rouse to go to war with a country you disliked and/or felt was dangerous for other reasons?"

10/19/2006 7:19:40 AM

i guess nobody cares about bush

10/19/2006 12:36:11 PM

"will you please stop snorting cocaine off of my coffee table?"

10/19/2006 12:38:43 PM

Can I punch you in the face?.....And when he says "no"......BAM....right in the chops

10/19/2006 8:55:56 PM

HAHA YOUD REALLY GET HIM WOULDN"T YOU BUSTER

10/19/2006 9:15:10 PM

Do you really not care about black people?

10/19/2006 9:17:30 PM

Have you learned to tie your own shoes yet?

10/19/2006 9:48:56 PM

"Mr. President, why is it that everything you do appears either (1) 100% scripted or (2) a train wreck we can't help but watch?"

10/19/2006 11:55:45 PM

"How do you sleep at night?"

and

"Why do you insist on being evil and dumb?"

10/20/2006 4:17:57 PM

"Mr. President, why?"

10/20/2006 5:15:26 PM

^you stole my question.

10/20/2006 5:34:49 PM

"throw all sensitivity to the wind, what do you wish to really say to all the liberals out there right now?

10/20/2006 5:35:47 PM

^ "thank you for making the democratic prossess interesting?"

10/20/2006 5:55:09 PM

"Who's the biggest douche in washington?"

10/20/2006 6:42:12 PM

"If you weren't president, what would you be doing?"

10/20/2006 8:31:43 PM

What's up with the poofy hair sometimes?

10/22/2006 5:37:05 AM

"How does a power trip feel?"

10/22/2006 12:24:20 PM

I bet he has an evil laugh and rubs his hands together when making plans like an evil villian

10/22/2006 12:35:14 PM

I'd ask him why he doesn't contact Jake and Joe to shut the wolfweb down. Because, y'know, he cares so much what you people think.

10/22/2006 1:20:48 PM

"Do you have a bimper sticker that says 'Me: The President' on the back of your truck?"

10/22/2006 1:26:49 PM

can you hook me up with a sweet job...........and maybe a daughter?

10/22/2006 1:33:05 PM

Quote :

"HAHA YOUD REALLY GET HIM WOULDN"T YOU BUSTER "

nobody thought this was funny?

10/22/2006 9:48:28 PM

Are you still mad that Clinton beat your daddy?

[Edited on October 22, 2006 at 10:27 PM. Reason : r]

10/22/2006 10:27:21 PM

no

10/22/2006 10:28:00 PM

"How does it feel to be the most hated man alive?"

10/23/2006 1:00:30 AM

When did you stop having sex with your mother?

[Edited on October 23, 2006 at 5:52 AM. Reason : .]

10/23/2006 5:52:12 AM

"How does it feel to supposedly be a complete idiot, yet somehow you apparently outsmart everyone?"

10/23/2006 11:20:26 AM

"Does TreeTwista really swallow?"

10/23/2006 11:26:05 AM

"Mr. President. How much do pussy liberals bitching and whining in the TWW Soap Box really affect any decisions that you or the US Govt make?"

10/23/2006 11:32:40 AM

"Is Laura really as dumb as she looks?"

10/23/2006 11:38:17 AM

"You want a Jager bomb?"

10/23/2006 11:38:40 AM

Is the insurgency in Iraq who you thought they were?

10/23/2006 4:24:29 PM

Deal... or No Deal?


[Edited on October 23, 2006 at 10:03 PM. Reason : .]

10/23/2006 10:02:46 PM

"What's it like to be an L7 weeeeeeenie?"

10/23/2006 10:45:24 PM

"You are either incredibilty stupid or incredibilty smart, but I think Karl Rove has the second part covered for you doesn't he?"

10/23/2006 11:05:16 PM

^ lol

10/25/2006 9:51:49 AM

Can I get a bump of that?

10/25/2006 10:50:36 AM

why can't you say "nuclear" right?

would you let Monica...

10/25/2006 3:32:33 PM

lock??..i mean....

10/25/2006 3:35:25 PM