***I AM NOT INTERESTED IN TAKING THE JOB***


I am happy where I am at, thanks for the interest UNC, but I am happy with my current situation

11/1/2006 9:10:51 AM

k

11/1/2006 9:11:43 AM

I just wanted it to be known

11/1/2006 9:15:30 AM

Agreed.

Yours Truely,

Rich Rodriguez

11/1/2006 9:22:51 AM

Dear UNC,

I am also not interested in the said job. I wish you the worst of luck in your endeavours.

Sincerely,
Sru

11/1/2006 9:43:07 AM

I know who is going to get it....

11/1/2006 10:05:52 AM

I heard ncstatetke was considering their offer now

11/1/2006 10:07:06 AM

Dear Dick Baddour,

I am really flattered by your offer of coaching the UNC football team. However, I cannot under any circumstances be anywhere within 100 miles of Chuck Amato. That man's outrageous style cramps my own. Thanks anyway!

Sincerely,

Bruce Pearl

11/1/2006 11:11:31 AM

I would like to take the helm at UNC CH.

~Mike O'Cain

11/1/2006 11:13:46 AM

^^ HEY NOW!.... dont fuck with the Pearl buddy

[Edited on November 1, 2006 at 11:14 AM. Reason : d]

11/1/2006 11:13:49 AM

Thanks for the interest but I am not interested in coaching football at UNC although they have kewl colours.

~Richard Simmons

11/1/2006 11:15:02 AM

^^I figured you'd get a kick out of that....

11/1/2006 11:15:53 AM

Dear Dick Baddour,

I am sincerely interested in coaching your UNC tarheels. The school colors are perfect for me to use in my recruitment of young men to play ball for me. I hope you will take me up on my offer. On a sidenote, can we install a strip of hardwood surface on the sidelines so I may moonwalk to impress our players?

Thanks!

Michael Jackson

11/1/2006 11:18:19 AM

Hey Dick,

I donno if this is the way to do this, but I wood like to apply for the football coaching job at UNC. I have grate credentials and am very enthusiastic. Plus, I am the king of the wooorrrrrllllllddd.

Thanks,
John Bunting

11/1/2006 12:02:39 PM

^ lol

11/1/2006 12:21:04 PM

Dear UNC,

I would be more than happy to take your dad-gom coaching position. I am a former NC State fan but I am so fed up with the fans at this school that I will be happy to take your UNC program to victor over them. Pease contact me at 1-800-IMA-FAGG for my resume complete with drawings of my playbook.


Sincerely,

Earl Dunbar

11/1/2006 12:25:13 PM

I win, but you sir, are a very close second.

11/1/2006 12:38:00 PM

Deer UNC,

I wuld be inturested in teh open cooching job at ur univercity. Mai Engrish is not yet standurd, but with thyme, that is overcum. I have gud expeerunce wit yung black men and culd privide them with an atmosfere uf comradery and educashun. Thank-u and god bles

Sinserly,

hcnguyen

11/1/2006 12:38:18 PM

11/1/2006 1:07:28 PM

i'd take the job

and hire Noel Mazzone as my OC and Reggie Herring as my DC and make the tarheels suffer as long as possible until they fire me, which by that time they'll have paid me $texas for ruining their program

that would be awesome

11/1/2006 1:23:37 PM

Dear UNC,

I will take the job for free.

Sincerely,

Bobby

P.S. Make it so, and the world will see what the word violation really means.

11/1/2006 2:18:49 PM

Dear UNC,

I told you for the last time already, I don't want to coach your team. Enough of the calls, the e-mails, and the begging from the alumni. You're wasting too much of my precious airtime.

~ Coach Logan

11/1/2006 2:25:52 PM

Dear UNC,

I am interested in your coaching vacancy because I got into a little fight and my mom got scared so the moved me to my auntie and uncle in Belair...

~haha

11/1/2006 4:35:58 PM

i hope they don't get a coach til last minute, but they ARE UNC and that means everyone loves them

11/1/2006 4:42:17 PM

Dear Dick,

I have politely declined the Head Coach position at the University of North Carolina, and requested to be placed on your "Do not call" list on subsequent calls. At this time I would prefer to remain in my current position as desk jockey. Should I recieve any further calls and/or offers from you or your organization, I will be forced to file harassment complaints with local police and the Attorney General's Office.


Cordially yet firmly,
markgoal

11/1/2006 4:44:11 PM