joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
of 9/11
Quote : | "NEW YORKâAt a well-attended rally in front of his new Ground Zero headquarters Monday, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani officially announced his plan to run for president of 9/11.
"My fellow citizens of 9/11, today I will make you a promise," said Giuliani during his 18-minute announcement speech in front of a charred and torn American flag. "As president of 9/11, I will usher in a bold new 9/11 for all."
If elected, Giuliani would inherit the duties of current 9/11 President George W. Bush, including making grim facial expressions, seeing the world's conflicts in terms of good and evil, and carrying a bullhorn at all state functions.
-- http://www.theonion.com/content/news/giuliani_to_run_for_president_of_9
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2/24/2007 3:57:49 AM |
quiet guy Suspended 3020 Posts user info edit post |
Free thread!
This one reminds me of NCSU http://www.theonion.com/content/news/former_editor_cant_believe_shit 2/24/2007 5:17:29 AM |
brianj320 All American 9166 Posts user info edit post |
gay 2/24/2007 11:58:39 AM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18947 Posts user info edit post |
lol @ logo 2/24/2007 2:38:18 PM |
State409c Suspended 19558 Posts user info edit post |
Man get this shit out of the soap box. And you faggots wonder why threads get shat upon. 2/24/2007 6:03:42 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, but who are the two ass clowns behind Rudy? 2/25/2007 3:48:19 AM |
Jere Suspended 4838 Posts user info edit post |
2/25/2007 10:17:34 AM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
2/26/2007 6:31:07 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck Rudy
I'm gonna vote for Ron Paul... seriously http://www.ronpaulexplore.com/
[Edited on February 26, 2007 at 6:41 PM. Reason : ...] 2/26/2007 6:37:06 PM |