Okay, so I got in an accident last Thursday, and I need to make some quick money. The estimate was upwards of $1,500 to make the car safe to drive.

Does anyone need anything done, cleaning, etc. I'll do cars, wash dogs, pet sit, babysit, serve cocktails to your rich friends, near about anything that isn't illegal...though it might get to that point.

But seriously, no sex solicitation or drug mule-ing...

Thanks guys!

4/11/2007 11:43:06 PM

I cant wait to see the replies.....

4/11/2007 11:46:26 PM

make me a cabnit

i need something made or from somewhere else

4/11/2007 11:50:17 PM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=458100

just bttt this thread...

besides, i think you're lying about the accident anyways

4/12/2007 12:00:57 AM

But what about drug solicitation or... sex mule-ing?

4/12/2007 3:08:24 AM

[ insert girls cant drive joke ]

4/12/2007 4:17:03 AM

girls cant drive worth shit

4/12/2007 4:28:03 AM

Quote :

"girls cant drive worth shit"

4/12/2007 5:45:58 AM

Insurance.

4/12/2007 10:21:36 AM

did you seriously not have full coverage insurance on your primary vehicle?

4/12/2007 10:53:45 AM

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"I'll do cars, wash dogs"

but will you do my dog and wash my car?

4/12/2007 2:02:28 PM

well, I was gonna offer 10 for a bj

nevermind then

4/12/2007 2:03:56 PM

I ain't give 10 dollars for no skanky ass ho to blow me after she blows a dog.

That's F'ed up.

4/12/2007 2:07:50 PM

if it's before the dog, 10


after the dog: tree fiddy

4/12/2007 2:40:25 PM

she prolly lost her job at Foxy Lady, and is now strapped after last weekend's coke bender.

4/12/2007 2:53:32 PM

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"serve cocktails to your rich friends"

4/12/2007 2:58:25 PM

oh woops, that means she musta worked at pure gold

4/12/2007 2:59:10 PM

Okay, so nothing illegal.

How's about five dollars to make, you know, an ART FILM.

4/12/2007 3:14:00 PM

Salo style ^

4/12/2007 3:21:27 PM

I am not a stripper or a coke whore. I do have insurance on my car, but my father pays for it, and he doesn't want to use it because it's already too high. A car on the plan got totalled two years ago, and it's been astronomical ever since. He makes me pay out of pocket for my car related things.

I won't do your dog or any other non-human thing that you kids could come up with. It would cost you more than that for me to make an "art film."

Haha...I can build you a cabnit too, just give me a hammer and some wood...oh, and some nails.

4/12/2007 3:23:13 PM

oh, ill give you a good nail, girl

4/12/2007 3:24:55 PM

Oh, and as for the other thread...that was just when I wasn't getting enough hours at work. This time I actually have dire need for the cash. I don't want to spend my savings on fixing my car.

4/12/2007 3:25:28 PM

c'mon, 5 bucks for some anal with a wiffle ball bat

4/12/2007 3:26:59 PM

i got a pile of puke at the foot of my bed that needs to be cleaned up

4/12/2007 3:27:58 PM

Um...yeah...no.

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4/12/2007 3:28:48 PM

Quote :

"c'mon, 5 bucks for some anal with a wiffle ball bat"

4/12/2007 3:30:14 PM

hey you said you needed money, was getting ready to clean it myself, just thought i would offer

4/12/2007 3:31:03 PM

only if you snuggle afterwards

4/12/2007 3:31:36 PM

oh, I was saying no to the wiffle ball bat...lol. I'll clean up puke...how much will you pay?

4/12/2007 3:32:18 PM

take my dog on a walk.

4/12/2007 4:17:45 PM

i hate small print..no sex sux

4/12/2007 4:51:14 PM

fleshlight, homie.

4/12/2007 5:07:53 PM