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GraniteBalls
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I'm looking for a specific quote in this section. It's the FroshKiller quote from wayyyyy back in the day.


It's basically a call out for all the freshman that want to post about religion. I heard it might have been c/p within the last few months in here.


Anyone know where it is? Unfortunately the original thread has been purged or otherwise lost to infinity. I posted this in CC too, but I know the regulars in here dont go to that section.


Thanks in advance for any help.

4/23/2007 4:26:40 PM

guth
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http://www.brentroad.com/message_search.aspx?type=topic&searchstring=overrated+as+fuck+threads&username=&usertype=match&sortby=date&sortorder=descending&page=

4/23/2007 4:28:40 PM

umbrellaman
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This is as close as I can get you.

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=342035

He posts a link to the thread that you're talking about. However, it no longer leads anywhere. My guess is that the thread is no longer on the server.

[Edited on April 23, 2007 at 4:32 PM. Reason : wrong tags]

4/23/2007 4:32:31 PM

GraniteBalls
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Quote :
"I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE"



there's part of it, at least. lol

4/23/2007 4:34:06 PM

BridgetSPK
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I'm looking for a quote where I crushed his quote. Honestly, that rant of his isn't that good, especially compared to some of his other stuff I've seen.

4/23/2007 5:30:49 PM

joe_schmoe
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are you saying you crushed Frosh's "before you post that religion thread"?

somehow i missed.

pls to reprint, thx.

4/23/2007 6:12:10 PM

joe_schmoe
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it was reposted by your Student Senate President, in message_topic.aspx?topic=356226

Quote :
"Before you post that religion thread


Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general.
It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives
you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a
few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that
seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.

Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're
probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at l
east Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and
resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to
undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own
good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET

NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING

IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE

WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW

SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY

HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS

THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT

ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?

I MEAN

HOLY FUCK

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID

AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL

INCONSIDERATE

AND DISRESPECTFUL

BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE

AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU

BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET

I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE

GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY

THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE

STOP ARGUING WITH GARY

HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU

I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING

THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME

YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN

I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION

BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM

WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH

YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY

THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE

AND SMOKE IT

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

and that's my word.


--FroshKiller

"







[Edited on April 23, 2007 at 6:28 PM. Reason : ]

4/23/2007 6:20:03 PM

Scuba Steve
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and thats tonights word...

4/23/2007 6:22:33 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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what is the obsession with froshkiller


he's just a pissed off keyboard banger with a napoleon complex

4/23/2007 6:27:35 PM

TreeTwista10
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if froshkiller were to revamp that he'd have to throw in something about islam

4/23/2007 6:27:58 PM

BridgetSPK
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Quote :
"are you saying you crushed Frosh's "before you post that religion thread"?

somehow i missed.

pls to reprint, thx."


Yeah, I think I crushed it once. In my opinion, at least...LOL

I can't remember where or when I did it, but it's not that difficult to imagine. His rant isn't that great.

4/23/2007 9:10:20 PM

theDuke866
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haha, people hate on that because of its success

i've always thought it to be pretty good

4/23/2007 9:19:57 PM

umbrellaman
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How can anyone hate this post? It's a piece of tww history! And even if I don't agree with religion, it's not as if the man doesn't make a point.

4/23/2007 9:28:55 PM

BridgetSPK
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^^It may be because of its success.

I didn't think it was that great, but as more and more people became enamored of it, I was more and more not appreciating it.

I think we all know a couple kids that it could apply to. And that's why we identify with it so much. But 1) it's only a couple kids and 2) they're really easy targets. Not that impressive.

4/23/2007 9:58:53 PM

spro
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actually, i know a lot of kids it applies to

get over yourself; it's funny and pretty much right on

4/23/2007 10:03:55 PM

nutsmackr
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pierced fucking jew king.

how funny. hahahahahaha


not

4/23/2007 10:07:24 PM

BridgetSPK
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Who are these other people that theDuke866 claims hate on it because of its success?

So far I'm the only I've seen who isn't like OMG THAT IS THE BEST EVER! CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK, FROSH?

It's not that great. When I was a kid, I noticed that a couple of my older cousins came back a little more annoying at the family
reunion after their first year in college. And I watched as my aunts and uncles tolerated listening to their "new" ideas.
I was a kid when I got over the fact that some kids get a little uppity when they learn something new, that they talk without
thinking through things for themselves, that they're stupid sometimes. But Frosh is 24 or whatever and threatening to rip
assholes open with a Bible. You don't think that's a little pathetic?

(For example, I'm sure there's some guy reading Frosh's post, thinking, "Yeah, I've already thought of all that and moved on.
Maybe I should post a 'Before you post that Before you post that religion thread' thread.")

We can't all be at the exact same level of understanding when we communicate with one another. We're different ages
and we come from different circumstances. It's not fair to fuss somebody out for not being at the same place as you. And
you have to be a total douchebag to assume they're not going to think of something new, at least new to you.


[Edited on April 23, 2007 at 10:22 PM. Reason : sss]

4/23/2007 10:16:14 PM

chembob
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Bridget, Frosh typed that up 4-5 years ago

you know, when he was 19, 20

4/23/2007 11:23:21 PM

BridgetSPK
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^Actually, he was much older than that.

4/24/2007 12:54:12 AM

joe_schmoe
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i love it. for a number of reasons. mainly because of the context in which it was delivered.

at the time, The SB was overrun on a regular basis of the same-old-religion threads, day
after day, week after week, and every fucking noob that came on said the whole damn
thing over and over.

it got to teh point taht it didnt matter if it was a pro-christian rant or an anti-christian
rant, it was all the same bunch of :rolly-eyed-bullshit:

you could just see frosh finally snapping as he typed out that stream-of-consciousness
rant. sure it wasnt the most profound or elegant or witty. but it gave a few good kicks
to the head, and it said exactly what so many of us were thinking.

another reason i like it so much, is that if he had written it 10-15 years ago, it would have
applied directly to myself








[Edited on April 24, 2007 at 1:11 AM. Reason : ]

4/24/2007 1:08:37 AM

joe_schmoe
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^ actually i lied.

it weren't no 10-15 years ago when it might have applied to me. ... he could have even
been writing it towards me at that very time.

because i would often get in arguments about contraditions in the gospels.

and i still do occasionally.







[Edited on April 24, 2007 at 2:35 AM. Reason : ]

4/24/2007 2:35:29 AM

synchrony7
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Quote :
"WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE"


Yup. Including himself.

[Edited on April 27, 2007 at 11:30 AM. Reason : v]

4/27/2007 11:28:32 AM

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