I submit it is because he has an enlarged medulla oblongata.

6/1/2007 2:52:55 AM

Mama says it's because he got that big old white spot and no hat.

6/1/2007 3:17:08 AM

His whole family is mad ornery

6/1/2007 3:17:54 AM

lol

Not as good as Dirk's family, but funny.

6/1/2007 3:20:54 AM

there's like 100 family portrait's, I just post them when the player in question is the topic

6/1/2007 3:26:22 AM

Perhaps because he has all those teeth and no toothbrush.

6/1/2007 7:54:16 PM

because he's had the same piece of gum stuck in his hair for the past 12+ years

6/1/2007 8:20:30 PM

Could have just left the quote the way it is

as my husband said "he's got like a fliptop head"

6/3/2007 11:18:39 PM

6/4/2007 3:26:36 PM

Technical Foul in 3, 2.......

6/4/2007 3:30:46 PM