http://www.charlotte.com/205/story/166902.html

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"Police investigating deaths of naked couple who fell from rooftop The Associated Press COLUMBIA, S.C. -- A naked couple died after falling about 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building, and police on Wednesday morning said their deaths were an apparent accident. Clothing was found on the roof and authorities said the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. "It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said. The couple, whose names were not immediately released, were found in the road by a cabdriver about 5 a.m. Wednesday. They were pronounced dead at Palmetto Richland Hospital, police said. A preliminary investigation doesn't show any signs of foul play, McCants said."

6/20/2007 5:16:22 PM

murder/suicide

you dont fall off a roof while you're trying to get it on, unless you're both completely retarded

6/20/2007 5:18:44 PM

...rolled off roof mid whoopie

d'oh!

6/20/2007 5:19:48 PM

or...sitting on ledge of roof, female on top, fell backward

or...standing up, female legs wrapped around male, lost balance

or......

6/20/2007 5:21:52 PM

^and that would make you both completely retarded

like i said

6/20/2007 5:25:54 PM

i don't care if it makes em retarded or not.

i'm having more fun thinking of sexual positions that could go wrong if standing, sitting, humping too close to the edge of a roof

i mean they could fuck with their eyes closed for all we know!

6/20/2007 5:28:12 PM

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"^and that would make you both completely retarded"

there are plenty of retarded people that have sex.

6/20/2007 5:34:31 PM

I hope the guy, realizing his imminent demise, was able to cum in mid air so he didnt have blue balls for all eternity

6/20/2007 5:36:39 PM

shingles are really really rough...i think a rooftop would be one of the last places i'd want to have sex.

6/20/2007 5:38:56 PM

they were on an office building

READ MAN

[Edited on June 20, 2007 at 5:39 PM. Reason : .]

6/20/2007 5:39:05 PM

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"roof of a downtown office building"

so it was probably relatively flat.
Since it was SC, it was probably at night...
And they probably were standing up, cause I don't know who would volunteer to lie on the tar/concrete/whatever that was on the roof, and it would make them more likely to lose balance and fall off.... I bet the guy was goofing off carrying her around and fucked up....

6/20/2007 5:41:57 PM

Darwinism at its finest

6/20/2007 5:46:01 PM

I would like to thank these people for doing their part to clean the gene pool

6/20/2007 5:48:58 PM

they may have already created some offspring though

6/20/2007 5:50:14 PM

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"I bet the guy was goofing off carrying her around and fucked up...."

if that's true, she probably told him to stop and he said something like "trust me, i'm not gonna drop you/fall"

[Edited on June 20, 2007 at 5:51 PM. Reason : oops]

6/20/2007 5:50:58 PM

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"Since it was SC, it was probably at night... "

lol

6/20/2007 6:07:47 PM

oh come on...this is great.

anybody know what liebestod means?

6/20/2007 7:02:08 PM

I'd take my chances...

Death in love, love in death...death for love

[Edited on June 20, 2007 at 9:11 PM. Reason : asdasdasd]

6/20/2007 9:05:53 PM

man o man

6/20/2007 9:10:37 PM

that is hilarious. My friend had a party in Wilmington one time and some dude fucked a slut on his room. I do not see how that can be confortable

6/20/2007 9:17:35 PM

man they must have been doing a lot of bitchin on the way down. at least one of them

6/20/2007 9:45:27 PM

darwin award candidates

6/20/2007 9:50:21 PM

talk about hitting the g-spot....literally

6/20/2007 10:16:05 PM

Why don't they mention the race of the couple?!?!?!

I BET THEY WERE BLACK!

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6/20/2007 10:41:29 PM

this screams white to me

6/20/2007 10:43:43 PM

Yeah, me, too.

6/20/2007 10:45:11 PM

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"this screams white to me"

yeah, for some reason, I feel these people were white. Not that it matters though.

6/20/2007 11:20:56 PM

Quote :

" their early 20s, may have been having sex. "It's too early to rule out anything"

These sentences in a row struck me as slightly amusing, having just read the funny juxtapositions thread.

"yeah, for some reason, I feel these people were white"

Yeah they were probably white. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

6/20/2007 11:25:42 PM

i wonder if they came before they went

6/20/2007 11:40:37 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c8_1182369141

6/21/2007 2:16:35 AM

love hurts

6/21/2007 2:31:34 AM

Quote :

"anybody know what liebestod means?"

It means Wagner was a fucking genius.

6/21/2007 2:34:33 AM

my dad always told me "son...wear a parachute if you are going to jump" I always thought it was a figure of speech

fucking idiots (literally)











[Edited on June 21, 2007 at 3:51 AM. Reason : ...]

6/21/2007 3:39:54 AM

This thread is so full of bad, bad jokes.

6/21/2007 4:29:50 AM

i really wasn't kidding about the parachute thing.....i just really hope that his dad didn't use the same analogy when giving this kid his speech about the birds and the bees.

6/21/2007 4:44:38 AM

I would hate to be the person to have to inform their parents that their child died by having sex on a roof and falling off. You know at the funeral all the family members would be snikering on the inside

6/21/2007 9:36:27 AM

so it WAS a slanted roof. i was trying to figure out how they fell from what i thought was a flat roof of an office building

6/21/2007 9:47:10 AM

as soon as i read the thread title i said "naked couple falls off roof in columbia, dies"

cause i read it yesterday and lol'd

6/21/2007 9:47:30 AM

http://www.thestate.com/426/story/97793.html:

A man and a woman were found around 5 a.m. lying in the street in the 900 block of Laurel Street across from Finlay Park, police said. They were identified as Brent W. Tyler, 21, and Chelsey A. Tubleston, 21, both USC students, Richland County Coroner Gary Watts said.

This is right down the street from where I live... office building. I wonder how the hell they got up there.

6/21/2007 10:21:12 AM

facebook says white kid

6/21/2007 10:30:15 AM

I read this and swore it must have been dnl... because no one is that retarded.

Then I read that the couple were having sex. And that ruled out dnl.

6/21/2007 11:50:57 AM

^ aha

/thread

6/21/2007 11:56:52 AM

Señor Don Gato fell off a roof when he was excited about reading a love letter

He broke his ears and his whiskers and his little solar plexus (meow meow meow)

[Edited on June 21, 2007 at 12:02 PM. Reason : .]

6/21/2007 12:01:50 PM

Maybe he just asked her to go down and she misunderstood. Did it say if she was blonde?

6/21/2007 1:20:57 PM

no safe sex joke yet ?

6/21/2007 3:19:26 PM

Me and a girlfriend fell out of the bed once while do'in it.
I laughed my ass off but she was not amused.
she bonked her head on the night table and had a big welt on her forehead.

6/21/2007 9:06:08 PM

if only she had been knocked out by the night table

then you could have put it in her butt

on topic...

this is almost as bad as those 2 people who climbed in a helium balloon and died

6/21/2007 9:45:02 PM

I love you wolfweb, you make me laugh

6/21/2007 9:48:36 PM

lol i need to trademark "dnl"

6/21/2007 10:09:03 PM

set -> em -> up

6/22/2007 7:48:11 PM