RattlerRyan All American 8660 Posts user info edit post |
Jurassic Park is on American Movie Classics
what a great movie 6/27/2007 8:47:48 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
Fresh Prince on Nick at Nite 6/27/2007 11:05:28 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148441 Posts user info edit post |
you get alzheimers and move into a nursing home 6/27/2007 11:11:13 PM |
SouthPaW12 All American 10141 Posts user info edit post |
^ But you don't know that. 6/27/2007 11:59:42 PM |
ssjamind All American 30102 Posts user info edit post |
...they stay the same age 6/28/2007 12:03:01 AM |
qntmfred retired 40726 Posts user info edit post |
^ ahah. gg 6/28/2007 1:23:18 AM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
when fuckers can drink who were born in 1986 6/28/2007 9:00:48 AM |
Crooden All American 554 Posts user info edit post |
when you're working as a counselor at a summer camp for high schoolers born in 1992.
with mp3's and such, though, kids are listening to some of the same songs i listened to in high school ... that softens the blow a little. 6/28/2007 9:16:17 AM |
DZAndrea All American 26939 Posts user info edit post |
when Nirvana is classified as "Classic Rock" 6/28/2007 10:56:39 AM |
darkone (\/) (;,,,;) (\/) 11610 Posts user info edit post |
When you readily participate in discussions about personal tax and finance. 6/28/2007 11:10:30 AM |
sd2nc All American 9963 Posts user info edit post |
look through your old baseball cards and can't remember half the players 6/28/2007 11:59:56 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
When kids whose asses you use to wipe are in high school. 6/28/2007 12:17:46 PM |
cain All American 7450 Posts user info edit post |
when you realize your new intern as part of the pokemon generation 6/28/2007 2:24:06 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148441 Posts user info edit post |
6/28/2007 2:29:44 PM |
David0603 All American 12764 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When you readily participate in discussions about personal tax and finance." |
But I like discussing finance... 6/28/2007 4:01:43 PM |
darkone (\/) (;,,,;) (\/) 11610 Posts user info edit post |
^ Yes, but the difference lies in talking about 401ks versus your 401k. 6/28/2007 4:32:02 PM |
RattlerRyan All American 8660 Posts user info edit post |
You watch Legends of the Hidden Temple and Double Dare on YouTube 6/29/2007 10:13:46 AM |
goalielax All American 11252 Posts user info edit post |
you turn 30 6/29/2007 12:52:58 PM |
RedGuard All American 5596 Posts user info edit post |
When you sit down with your buddies to talk about home prices, school districts, and interest rates. 6/29/2007 1:37:34 PM |
sd2nc All American 9963 Posts user info edit post |
you hope that the high school cashier cards you for beer 6/29/2007 2:34:32 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
...your neighbor's good grass starts to bother you 7/8/2007 12:20:05 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
...you get jelous of your neighbor's grass 7/8/2007 12:20:34 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
...you get jealous of your neighbor's grass 7/8/2007 12:20:57 AM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^ Yes, but the difference lies in talking about 401ks versus your 401k.
" |
There is no reason not to have one if it is offered. Instant 100 percent return if the is matching, and you can use the funds on your first house.7/8/2007 12:34:40 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
^^what the heck happended there, oh man im getting too old for this 7/8/2007 1:02:02 AM |
roddy All American 25834 Posts user info edit post |
one of the best threads on tww was when RattlerRyan got owned by a professor that he was complaining about.... 7/8/2007 1:43:07 PM |
FeverRed All American 8499 Posts user info edit post |
...you realize most of the CDs you own are over a decade old. 7/13/2007 11:58:32 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
You can't remember the difference between 2002, 2003 and 2004. 7/14/2007 1:09:09 AM |
Jax883 All American 5562 Posts user info edit post |
when the phrase when I was your age is accidentally but legitimately used for the first time during a conversation with a teenager.
[Edited on July 14, 2007 at 11:32 AM. Reason : grammar] 7/14/2007 11:32:26 AM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18947 Posts user info edit post |
When shows with hyperactive graphics (like some MTV shows and Kids WB) get on your nerves. 7/15/2007 1:20:35 AM |
Drovkin All American 8438 Posts user info edit post |
When you ask the new intern about the movie "office space" and they just stare at you blankly 7/16/2007 4:55:44 PM |
Breezer95 All American 6304 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When you ask the new intern about the movie "office space" and they just stare at you blankly" |
That intern sure has a lot of learning to do.....7/18/2007 11:13:57 AM |
RedGuard All American 5596 Posts user info edit post |
You forgot how old you were so you have to remember your birth year and then calculate from there. Double impact if this happens on your birthday (like me). 7/18/2007 12:26:21 PM |
qntmfred retired 40726 Posts user info edit post |
that happens to me too. my wife is 8 months older than me so for most of the year i'm confused and have to think "am i 24 or 25 this year?" 7/18/2007 2:45:52 PM |
se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17377 Posts user info edit post |
i had to remind my bf twice the other day that he will be turning 26 this year and that i will be 25.
i swear to allah, time goes by faster and faster. 7/18/2007 3:04:11 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I thought I was 26 for six months one time when I was still only 25. I got in a heated discussion with my sister-in-law where I insisted I was 26 and she said I wasn't because that was her age and I am a year younger. When I counted on my hands I found out I was only 25. It felt so good being a year younger. 7/18/2007 3:16:43 PM |
cain All American 7450 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^^^ dude, i can relate to that. Damn interns. 7/18/2007 6:38:03 PM |
SeaCabEan All American 2298 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You watch Legends of the Hidden Temple and Double Dare on YouTube" |
quality7/18/2007 8:00:13 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
... you see this recent picture of Luke Perry
7/19/2007 1:25:13 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
i am not looking forward to peeing on myself and smelling like pee all the time. Literally a fear I have. 7/19/2007 8:01:10 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
just wiat till you birth that baby and vomit, bleed and poo in front of a crowd. 7/19/2007 8:56:16 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i had to remind my bf twice the other day that he will be turning 26 this year and that i will be 25." |
reminds me of my brother and s-i-l the other day
me to bro: so you'll be 28 soon, how's that? s-i-l: no he won't, he'll be 27 bro: no sweetie, 28 s-i-l: no no no, i'll be 28 this oct, you'll be 27 bro: no, you'll be 29... s-i-l: no i won't bro: yeah...you'll be 29 s-i-l: no! 28! bro: 29 s-i-l: no! i was born in 78...so I'll be bro: 29 s-i-l: fuck
But I feel old everytime a client calls me "ma'm." I know a lot of them are just used to saying it b/c of southern upbringing...but when the client is older than me and calls me "ma'm" I cringe.
[Edited on July 19, 2007 at 9:53 AM. Reason : ]7/19/2007 9:44:20 AM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
youngins calling me sir 7/19/2007 11:18:15 AM |
xvang All American 3468 Posts user info edit post |
when you can relate to every post in this thread 7/19/2007 11:23:02 AM |
se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17377 Posts user info edit post |
i picked up boss#2's teenaged kids the other day (backstory: i work for my dad who is the president, the vice-pres has been here 10 years and she's really more like family than a boss), and they both called me ma'am. i laughed, i couldn't believe they had called me that. i told them not to, they kept doing it, i said "really, don't call me ma'am. i'm not that old," they stopped then. 7/19/2007 11:38:46 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
they were calling you ma'am because your dad is their dad's boss 7/19/2007 9:30:18 PM |
Chop All American 6271 Posts user info edit post |
you're about to turn 30 7/19/2007 11:14:45 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
30 is wonderful! 7/19/2007 11:20:04 PM |
se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17377 Posts user info edit post |
i don't care why, it still makes me feel old. 7/20/2007 10:21:03 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
when i was 25 i always got tripped out when service people (cashiers, etc) called me "sir"
now, im like "you damn well better call me sir"
7/20/2007 9:30:30 PM |