"Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats..."

It sounds like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. In fact it sounds like you're just some overly paranoid crazy bitch who doesn't trust her man when he goes out for a beer with the guys.

By the way, carving your name into a leather seat after keying a car, smashing headlights, and flattening tires is just asking to be arrested.

Sincerely,
Mr. Joshua

[Edited on July 1, 2007 at 3:46 AM. Reason : .]

7/1/2007 3:19:29 AM

I've always wanted to make this thread. stupid bitch with her Louisville slugger.

7/1/2007 3:34:06 AM

mabey she wants to get arrested, some women get off on being handcuffed and taken to the slammer

7/1/2007 3:35:02 AM

I thought this thread would be about wanting to plow her.

7/1/2007 3:40:13 AM

^^^STFU n00b
^^bwn?
^give it time

7/1/2007 3:45:02 AM

^^^^, ^^^^^ yep

although i would like to plow her

7/1/2007 4:19:14 AM

when you have no intelligence or personality to fall back on, you can always play the same role over and over again in different relationships with different people. gosh i remember that girl like it was yesterday. when we used to go to our special place. which girl? every girl. i'm like an ant, i just go through the motions. i have a brain, i guess, but it's really more like electrical impulses that make me take every first date to the same place. it's not that i don't care... i am just incapable of making intelligent conversation. i would use a different pet name for you than i did for my last girlfriend, but then i'd have to think... and base it on you. plus, it's not like she's here. so don't let it bother you. hell, she has a bigger right to complain than you. i'm just here because my dick made me.

7/1/2007 4:46:04 AM

ATTN: Mr. Joshua: It's a song and these are lyrics, which you might have noticed from other songs and lyrics may not be grammatically correct or based upon actual events.

7/1/2007 6:35:18 AM

I approve this thread.

7/1/2007 8:03:55 AM

^^ Maybe she should write a good song and leave out the stupid lyrics.

Now go back to your trailer trash photo op.

7/1/2007 1:16:36 PM

Woman, you don’t know me, but you can bet that I know you
Everybody in this whole darn town knows you too
I brought along our little babies, ‘cause I wanted them to see
The woman that’s burnin’ down our family tree

No, I didn’t come to fight
If he was a better man I might
But I wouldn’t dirty my hands on trash like you, no
Bring out the babies’ daddy, that’s who they’ve come to see
Not the woman that’s burnin’ down our family tree

Their daddy once was a good man, until he ran into trash like you
Take a look at the baby’s face and tell me who loves who
I brought along his old dog Charlie and the bills that’s overdue
The job you’re workin’...Lord, we need money, too

No, I didn’t come to fight
If he was a better man I might
But I wouldn’t dirty my hands on trash like you, no
Bring out the babies’ daddy, that’s who they’ve come to see
Not the woman that’s burnin’ down our family tree
No, not the woman that’s burnin’ down our family tree

7/1/2007 1:36:23 PM

^Yeah, I have no clue what that is.

7/2/2007 12:06:13 PM

I don't know what's going on. I quit.

7/2/2007 12:15:19 PM

what exactly is "getting frisky". sounds like something a cat would do.

7/2/2007 12:17:12 PM

WOW UR SUCH A BADASS CALLING MS. UNDERWOOD OUT ON AN INTERNET THREAD!!!!!!

7/2/2007 12:17:27 PM

I prefer this thread

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[Edited on July 2, 2007 at 12:19 PM. Reason : .]

7/2/2007 12:18:39 PM

jesus take the wheel

7/2/2007 12:23:26 PM

jesus didn't even have a driver's license

7/2/2007 12:24:39 PM

alien?

7/2/2007 12:25:59 PM

seems like this song originated as a catchy chorus, but she needed to push the length to ~3 minutes or whatever so she barfed up these shitty verses with the word "probably" recurring frequently.

7/2/2007 12:31:28 PM

damn.... i actually liked that song

7/2/2007 12:35:44 PM

she did not write this song... she just sings it.

7/2/2007 12:42:49 PM

I salute Madman for trying to call me out after I notice the absurdity of song lyrics.

Well done!

7/2/2007 2:43:22 PM

I salute you for making an internet thread about country pop lyrics, fag.

7/4/2007 4:47:07 PM

Whats gay about criticizing music, cutie pie?

7/4/2007 6:13:17 PM

this made me laff:

Quote :

"jesus didn't even have a driver's license"

The first few times I heard that song I thought she said "I carved my name into his legacy."

7/4/2007 6:14:59 PM

Quote :

"What's straight about pop country music?"

fixed it for you

7/5/2007 12:54:58 PM

why are there no pics in this thread?

7/5/2007 12:59:57 PM

Quote :

"Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl "

7/5/2007 1:09:10 PM

Quote :

"What's straight about pop country music?"

Because this thread is a clear indication of my love for country pop.

Give it up, moron.

7/5/2007 1:37:39 PM

how 'bout this carrie underwood is short not really all that attractive, her voice sounds horrible, as does her music and the lyrics are shit but I'd still hit it

7/5/2007 1:46:17 PM

i like her voice....

7/5/2007 1:53:19 PM

ttt to remind everyone that Carrie Underwood is a crazy bitch.

No amount of ripping off the Pretenders would change that.

8/8/2007 2:54:18 PM

useless without pics

8/8/2007 3:22:50 PM

Carrie Underpants.

8/8/2007 3:34:18 PM

^damn you beat me to it

8/8/2007 5:38:32 PM

I'm still super pissed about this.

10/19/2007 3:32:56 PM

I thought you were criticizing her pronunciation. She does day probly, after all.

10/19/2007 3:36:38 PM

I'd have to put socks in their mouths, though.

10/19/2007 3:39:44 PM

I have to listen to this song in weightlifting

THIS DOES NOT GET YOU PUMPED

10/19/2007 3:39:53 PM

^^ she looks way more curvy (good curvy not fat curvy) in that picture than any other I've seen... of course she is standing that way to make it look like that.

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 4:03 PM. Reason : maybe that's because that isn't her... durrr... i'm not all up on my american idol]

10/19/2007 4:02:54 PM

romo is a homo. picked football over carrie underwood.

10/19/2007 5:39:04 PM

^^ HHAHAHA

10/19/2007 5:48:37 PM