....old thread died so let's keep this one going. Bill Walton is the man.

The other night he had me going pretty good with "Only bad shooters should stop shooting."

And: "Australia is not a good basketball program right now. Somewhere Luc Longley is rolling over in his beach chair."

8/30/2007 1:56:15 AM

there is a reason why threads die.....

8/30/2007 2:06:09 AM

Dude Bill Walton is the man.....we make this thread every year come NBA season and it just gets left behind after basketball season is over. Don't hate.

8/30/2007 2:13:09 AM

im just messin

8/30/2007 3:16:44 AM

“John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!”

8/30/2007 10:25:05 AM

"Arvydas Sabonis is the epitome of competitive greatness."

8/30/2007 10:33:57 AM

You can't have a Bill Walton thread with out this:




HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE

8/30/2007 11:16:22 AM

"Where is Bobby Jackson?"

8/30/2007 11:17:03 AM

"Even though the capital city of Montevideo is rated one of the top 30 cities to live in the world, only 1.1 million people in ALL of Uruguay have internet access. Compare that to the United States where 210 million people have the internet at home."

8/30/2007 11:42:09 AM

its a shame theres no way to type his goofy accent

8/30/2007 11:53:16 AM

8/30/2007 12:19:38 PM

i love is history lessons

8/30/2007 12:49:07 PM

Quote :

"You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. As if Michelangelo was reading and a lightning bolt flashed before him"

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8/30/2007 1:06:20 PM

Quote :

""Even though the capital city of Montevideo is rated one of the top 30 cities to live in the world, only 1.1 million people in ALL of Uruguay have internet access. Compare that to the United States where 210 million people have the internet at home.""

when i heard him say that i busted out laughing....uncontrollably

8/30/2007 1:31:42 PM

yea i caught his connectivity rant...quite amusing

8/30/2007 1:40:40 PM

"Somebody get a REBOUND"

8/30/2007 1:43:13 PM

“A lot of people understand what not saying anything means, so, in effect, not saying anything is really saying a lot.”

8/30/2007 1:53:37 PM

Quote :

""Even though the capital city of Montevideo is rated one of the top 30 cities to live in the world, only 1.1 million people in ALL of Uruguay have internet access. Compare that to the United States where 210 million people have the internet at home.""

I wondered what he was saying lol

8/30/2007 1:55:32 PM

A quote I remember from the old thread:

Quote :

"Player X is the greatest inbound passer in the history of basketball"

can't remember the player though

8/30/2007 2:10:11 PM

"Scientific Conspiracy: The Robot Menace"

not a Waltonquote but on that Crawdaddy magazine cover

8/30/2007 2:10:33 PM

"blank is the worst/best blanker in the history of the blank organization"

also, he was doing a game in portland they had done a fireworks show or something and there was a lot of smoke in the air

"I haven't seen that much smoke in here since I saw the dead play"

8/30/2007 9:46:12 PM

"Slam it down, big man, slam... it... down!"

8/30/2007 10:02:01 PM

^^^^Robert Horry I believe.

8/30/2007 10:41:19 PM

^^Throw it down, not slam it down!

8/30/2007 11:02:30 PM

did anyone just hear his story about the natives finding silver in Argentina and shit??? hahahahahahahahhaha

8/31/2007 12:27:16 AM

"Canada has alot to brag about.......but not tonights basketball game"
"Canada has 152,000 miles of coastline"

8/31/2007 12:40:29 AM

message_topic.aspx?topic=329200&page=2

8/31/2007 12:50:11 AM

^????? That thread has nothing to do with this one. This thread actually kicks that threads ass

8/31/2007 1:18:57 AM

anyways, another good one:

"I looove vodka"

8/31/2007 1:21:00 AM

this thread ftw. i like watching the nba, but even for the haters, he should be reason alone to watch.

8/31/2007 1:25:06 AM

I dont know how much more of walton's geography/history lessons I can take.

8/31/2007 8:07:20 AM

I'm just wish he'd mentioned Leonardo DiCaprio's new movie one more time.

Quote :

"I hate hippies!"

- Eric Cartman

8/31/2007 9:16:25 AM

Quote :

""Canada has alot to brag about.......but not tonights basketball game" "Canada has 152,000 miles of coastline""

hahahaha

8/31/2007 12:49:03 PM

"that is the wooorst inbounds pass in the history of the phoenix suns"

8/31/2007 4:45:03 PM

Bump for amac884

10/31/2007 6:45:48 PM

lol and his teeth are HUGE!

10/31/2007 6:47:26 PM

big enough for a different thread?

10/31/2007 7:17:22 PM

^ bigger than your dick

10/31/2007 7:23:04 PM

Yeah, but Stephen A. Smith has a way of killing chemistry with anyone. I feel like he's holding Bill Walton down.

10/31/2007 8:24:07 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FSZS6sRVWsk


[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 8:35 PM. Reason : .]

10/31/2007 8:33:55 PM