http://www.theindychannel.com/news/14011324/detail.html

8/30/2007 4:09:37 PM

That's a smart 5 yr old.

8/30/2007 4:28:26 PM

Quote :

""I asked her, 'Ma'am, are you OK? Do you need some help? Is this your toddler?' She admitted, 'Yes, but he's a good driver,'" Barrett recalled."

8/30/2007 4:28:32 PM

at least she didnt drive drunk

8/30/2007 4:38:35 PM

Maybe he practiced on Super Mario Kart.

8/30/2007 4:44:04 PM

Quote :

""I want to be a race car driver when I grow up," he said"

8/30/2007 5:47:57 PM

drunks JUST CANT WIN WITH YOU PEOPLE

8/30/2007 5:57:04 PM

"momma, I'm goin' fast"

8/30/2007 6:02:24 PM

As terrible as the situation is, that article made me crack up a few times. It's so ridiculous.

8/30/2007 10:51:51 PM

wtf!? this is crazy.

8/30/2007 11:17:37 PM

What a stupid twat.

8/30/2007 11:56:15 PM

Didn't you drink while pregnant^^^

8/31/2007 12:52:58 AM

quick, send the kid to jail for driving without a license and say he was taking advantage of his mother

that'll teach him

8/31/2007 8:27:37 AM

I had a wine cooler.
I didn't ask my fetus to drive to the store to get vodka to make mommy a martini.

8/31/2007 8:47:15 AM

At least you risked retarding your baby for a classy beverage like a wine cooler.

8/31/2007 8:51:29 AM

My ex had to drive her sorry drunk-ass mom home a few times when she was about 9 y/o

8/31/2007 9:18:06 AM

this made my day:

Quote :

"Weston said the incident won't stop him from wanting to drive in the future. "I want to be a race car driver when I grow up," he said. "

8/31/2007 9:25:40 AM

8/31/2007 9:46:04 AM

does anyone else find it hillarious that the kid has a "I do all my own stunts" t-shirt on in that picture?

8/31/2007 9:53:03 AM

ahahha

8/31/2007 9:54:10 AM

all i want to do is race mommy

8/31/2007 5:26:52 PM

I was driving when I was 5!

8/31/2007 8:45:54 PM

Quote :

""(Schnobrich) informed the officer that she took Perocet not for pain control ... but she took it when the children acted up," Tippecanoe County Prosecutor Pat Harrington said. Schnobrich also had a near-empty bottle of sleeping pills that she told police she had for two days, according to the affidavit."

Another incident that reinforces my opinion that people should have a license to procreate.

For the betterment of the world, it is imperative that someone invent a time machine.

(so we can go back in time and tie her tubes, or preferably, those of her mother before she had her)

8/31/2007 10:10:40 PM

10/10. she did the right thing.

9/1/2007 12:51:32 PM