There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's hummer and pulled the horse out with it.

The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a hummer to pick up chicks.

9/5/2007 1:24:31 PM

2/10

9/5/2007 1:25:07 PM

1.75/10

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 1:26 PM. Reason : too much wordage]

9/5/2007 1:25:55 PM

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather.

"It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.

"What do you use it for?" asks Gramps.

The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."

To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.

"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.

"Oh, big enough to fit a camel."

9/6/2007 2:45:15 PM

haha pretty good

7/10

9/6/2007 2:52:29 PM

the first one was better

9/6/2007 2:53:58 PM

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are all true stories.

9/7/2007 4:46:29 PM

Two psychics meet in the street. One says to the other, "You're doing fine, how am I?"

11/14/2007 6:47:26 PM

ahahaha that wasn't too bad actually.

5/10

(talking about original post)

[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 6:49 PM. Reason : ]

11/14/2007 6:48:31 PM

(on the phone)

Caller 1: What has a one inch dick and hangs down
Caller 2: I don't know?
Caller 1: A Bat...what has a ten inch dick and hangs up?
Caller 2: I don't know what?

*click*



[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 6:55 PM. Reason : .]

11/14/2007 6:54:58 PM

hahaha oh man


a joke about how people with nice vehicles have small dicks!


thats funny right there, I don't care who you are!

11/14/2007 6:56:40 PM

Tdub joke of the day

11/14/2007 7:21:18 PM