feel free to add but basically
pac10=america
acc=africa
sec=east asia
midwest=middeast
big12=europe
bigeast=india


-israel/osu

dominating the region/big10. get "aid" (troy smith,clarrette) people hate them.

-iraq/michigan

ha @ right now but still one of the oldest

-iran/notre dame.

old power. used to run shit. religious maniacs now. always feuded with iraq. got put in their place when they tried to step to israel. leader thinks they are offensive power but they've been shunned.

-usc/usa

#1. nobody out west has ever been a threat to them/no other power in the hemisphere/conference/ dominate the rich land of resources.

-florida/china

on top recently. still considered a "developing program"

-nebraska/russia

really fell off since the 90s. used to be feared by all. starting to show more muscle lately but nowhere near being "back"

-india/wvu

also developing. a future big time power

-pakistan/ville

also developing. inferior rivals with india

-duke/darfour

sad. somebody should help these guys.

-egypt/florida state

seems like it was thousands of years ago when they were themselves. and believe they were unreal when they were indeed themselves. monuements are sitll left behind of all the great ones that came through hear. still kind of run africa/acc

-south africa/vt

everybody sees these newcomers as the most legit in this weak conference but they really never amount to anything except the valuable resource that came out years back(diamond/vick)

-arkansas/north korea

dangerous. the region is worried about mcfadden's sucessful long range test (powerful runner throwing=tapai 2 missile or wahtever its called)

-germany/texas

vince young commited genocide

-england/oklahoma

got messed up pretty bad last by the tewists

boise, hawaii, tt, and fresno/terrorists

alot of offense. some have no defense. most recently did a number on england

i'll finish this later


[Edited on September 13, 2007 at 1:11 AM. Reason : holler]

[Edited on September 13, 2007 at 1:18 AM. Reason : boi]

9/13/2007 1:07:05 AM

i can't believe you actually spent your free time coming up with this drivel

9/13/2007 1:08:30 AM

im not following any of this

9/13/2007 1:14:08 AM

ibtbd

9/13/2007 1:17:14 AM

if ever a thread deserved the trash bin

9/13/2007 1:22:22 AM

i don't understand why you guys post in stuff you don't like. thats kind of the point. don't post in it and if nobody likes it it goes away. sigh

9/13/2007 1:25:33 AM

there is no doubt in my mind

this has got to be the worst sports talk thread ever



























ever

9/13/2007 1:27:33 AM

not the worst, ive seen more than a few that were downright retarded(Earl, for example)...

9/13/2007 1:37:29 AM

whatever, i enjoyed.

[Edited on September 13, 2007 at 1:46 AM. Reason : hatehatehatehatehate]

9/13/2007 1:46:28 AM

/message_topic.aspx?topic=400622

9/13/2007 1:48:45 AM

noob takeover, let's make all the fucking threads we want

9/13/2007 1:52:25 AM

haha god damn that shits funny

keep it going

9/13/2007 1:58:25 AM

yikes, it might not be that funny, but it doesn't need to be deleted. I like how Ernie hates on him for spending his free time thinking about sports, as if there were something more important.

As Bill Parcells says in the Coors Light commercial: "But that's a good thing, it's not a bad thing"

9/13/2007 4:16:31 AM

Quote :

"acc=africa"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah

9/13/2007 7:16:01 AM

^^that commercial always makes me lol

9/13/2007 9:08:06 AM

i can't believe you actually spent your free time coming up with this drivel

9/13/2007 9:47:24 AM

HIGH PERFORMANCE HELICOPTERS

9/13/2007 9:47:29 AM

this is a horrible idea

9/13/2007 10:00:50 AM

Quote :

"as if there were something more important"

you're right, turnip

nothing in life is more important than combining your narrow worldview with your limited sports knowledge and broadcasting the results on the internet

[Edited on September 13, 2007 at 10:41 AM. Reason : ]

9/13/2007 10:40:10 AM

Yes, and my NCCU Football posts are WAYYY more interesting then this crap!

9/13/2007 11:10:57 AM

I would rather watch "2 girls, 1 cup" than read this shit

9/13/2007 11:15:42 AM

you make it sounds like 2girls1cup isn't the tits.

9/13/2007 11:18:21 AM

it always makes me crave soft serve ice cream

9/13/2007 11:18:48 AM

meh, It was worth reading on a weekday

9/13/2007 11:24:43 AM

change

notredame/australia
-not with any contienent "independent"

-penn state/iran
i don't know

ok i also want to make a change in the sec

-lsu/china

don't mess with them at home. great wall of defense (dorsey). still a developing program under new leadership/reform. could possibly invest in iraq?(les miles)

-florida/japan

#2. more accomplished in the immediate recent but everybody knows usa is the top

-uga/georgia

obviously

-tenn/mongolia

their offense was so great long ago that the sec started focusing on d to keep them out (great wall)

-south carolina/south korea
it just sounds right plus they're coming up.

-oregon/brazil
best known for looks (ugly uniforms/beautiful women). (rainy/rain forest)

-cal/canada
solid. liberal. 2nd in the pac10. but not a close 2nd

-ucla/mexico
stepchild in the shadow of greatness. people go there for vacation,honeymoons (great teams go for bowl games)

9/13/2007 7:25:35 PM

hey guys, phenom must be that idiot...hcngyun

9/14/2007 10:03:16 AM

Quote :

"notredame/australia -not with any contienent "independent" "

eh, you need to brush up on your geography

9/14/2007 10:06:56 AM

are you on adderall right now phenom?

9/14/2007 10:12:31 AM

obviously not enough

9/14/2007 10:18:08 AM

Actually, this is something like I would do if I was on adderall and didn't have anything else to do. Type up something long and stupid, then you have something typed out, so might as well post it on the wolf web.

9/14/2007 10:24:22 AM

USC is the USA
LSU is Spain
Arkansas is Belgium
Alabama is France
Notre Dame is Ireland (duh)
NC State is Sao Tome e Principe (i.e. irrelevant)
North Carolina is Liberia
Miami is Cuba
Michigan is England
Ohio State is Germany
Michigan State is Scotland
Purdue is Wales
East Carolina is Costa Rica

9/14/2007 10:26:13 AM

I would say Alabama is Spain.

Was the most dominant once upon a time, but recently recent history have made them mediocre compared to their neighbors (SEC West, Western Europe).

9/14/2007 10:52:32 AM

-miami/kenya

fast

-clemson/morroco

cool place to go

Quote :

"god dammit, I dont know what pisses me off more, dumb fucks that dont know shit about sports trying to sound like they do, or fucking homers. Its like Iran and ..... South Korea "

don't know what you mean here...

9/16/2007 11:26:08 PM

it was a joke, a reference to a previous post

9/16/2007 11:28:07 PM