k, this is a possum, not a coon. whatever. i set him on fire by accident once. now im going to hell and he ate steak last night.

9/14/2007 1:20:00 AM

9/14/2007 1:20:46 AM

LOL at the eyes in the tree in the last pic.

9/14/2007 1:21:36 AM

jesus christ man, its like a coon army. those are DEFINITELY racoons.

they make good stew

9/14/2007 1:21:50 AM

:backs out of thread:

9/14/2007 1:22:08 AM

Are you trying to start a coon army to take over the world with?

9/14/2007 1:22:49 AM

haha that is some eerie shit

9/14/2007 1:23:11 AM

you should hear them.

vocal little bastards.


i watch tv. they eat dog food.


i spend 20 bucks a month on dog food... i dont own a dog.

9/14/2007 1:25:35 AM

go rent a shotgun and get about 20 bucks in bird shot

it will feed you for a month.

OR

they do make good semi-wild pets. my mom had a coon pet for several years when she was growing up. just make sure you NEVER have food near them while you are playing.

9/14/2007 1:27:22 AM

cant you just kill them?

9/14/2007 1:27:24 AM

this is Rosco P. Coltrane (rosco) she runs shit and has 3 babies. they are almost as big as her now.

^i fed the babies for a week or so until they got to0 comfortable with me. didnt want to sneeze or something and have moms get pissed and bite my ass.

they are only 5-10 feet from me in the photos, and hang out right there beside me all night.






[Edited on September 14, 2007 at 1:46 AM. Reason : .]

9/14/2007 1:35:05 AM

I'm going to place my order for one coon-skin hat, now. plzkthxbye

9/14/2007 1:36:54 AM

Quote :

"drunknloaded bloated 96730 Posts user info edit post cant you just kill them? 9/14/2007 1:27:24 AM Mr Grace All American 9005 Posts user info edit post this is Rosco P. Coltrane (rosco) she runs shit and has 3 babies. they are almost as big as her now. "

I doubt he's gonna do that. lol

9/14/2007 1:38:41 AM

hell no im not going to kill them. they're my dogs.

9/14/2007 1:41:56 AM

I guess you could say that they're your coon dogs!

9/14/2007 1:43:51 AM

you can get them to do all kinds of shit BTW. Just make sure you keep yourself separated from their food.

Coons will do more tricks for food than any other animal i've ever witnessed. squirrels come a close second

9/14/2007 1:53:25 AM

haha the coon in the tree is on my squirrel feeder. they are cool as shit too. i just dont have the pictures on my laptop to put here.

9/14/2007 1:59:16 AM

if you want a weekend of fun, set up a bunch of circus shit. coons will go all kinds of acrobativs to get to some good.

9/14/2007 2:03:24 AM

I would shit all over myself wtf???

9/14/2007 2:04:34 AM

Soon they will over take you and begin to post under your WW name.



















If they haven't already.

9/14/2007 2:05:29 AM

Wow.

Just get a dog man, or something else that won't give you rabies.

9/14/2007 2:05:38 AM

When you’re hungry, you eat; when you’re a frog, you leap; if you're scared, get a dog pack of raccoons

9/14/2007 2:07:48 AM

Quote :

"this is Rosco P. Coltrane (rosco) she runs shit and has 3 babies. they are almost as big as her now. "

9/14/2007 6:42:36 AM

Quote :

"Wow. Just get a dog man, or something else that won't give you rabies. "

Coons dont give you rabies, unless they have rabies and bite you.

9/14/2007 7:07:08 AM

Quote :

"k, this is a possum, not a coon. whatever. i set him on fire by accident once."

how the hell does one manage to set a possum on fire by accident

9/14/2007 7:09:45 AM

^i was wondering where in the world

Quote :

"those are DEFINITELY racoons "

came from

I didn't think anyone would ever mistake some other animal for a raccoon

9/14/2007 8:44:50 AM

definitely have some kind of infestation there...

9/14/2007 10:57:12 AM

peep my coons




















just kiddinggggg

9/14/2007 10:59:18 AM

*picks up phone. Calls Wral*

9/14/2007 11:00:23 AM

I CAN HAS DOGGFUD?

9/14/2007 11:08:03 AM

well the possum went into the back of the mini-fridge. fearing for the safety of such an adorable little gift from god i wanted to scare him out...using the time tested method i have devised for scaring the mice out. so while i was using a bottle of wd-40 and a lighter as a blowtorch under the fridgethe possum came running out with its hair on fire. i wasted a 20 dollar fire extinguisher on it. only lasted a couple seconds... long enough for me to seal my fate in hell. i will no longer be utilizing this method of pest removal.

back to the coons:

we high-fived after i took the pic.


sometimes we having staring contests. i won this round.


[Edited on September 19, 2007 at 2:27 AM. Reason : .]

9/19/2007 2:25:33 AM

Jesus. It's like The Warriors or somethin'

9/19/2007 2:26:35 AM

oh em jeesus

I think he is a zombie coon

9/19/2007 2:34:00 AM

i think this one may be a homo. he ran around with that hot dog in his mouth for 10 minutes before he ate it.

9/19/2007 2:34:00 AM

When racoons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom.

9/19/2007 2:55:31 AM

When racoons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom.



also, them coon is some good eatin. looks like you have a few to spare, so just kill a few and eat up.

good stuff.

9/19/2007 5:49:24 AM

thats all I have to say about this thread.


Are these the makings of a monorail COON thread?

9/19/2007 9:36:12 AM

9/19/2007 9:57:43 AM

GG dude, you have earned my lifelong respect and admiration.

LOL at

the eyes in the tree
coon caught red-handed with his hand paw in the squirrel feeder
pre-high five pic
staring contest
HOMO-COON

BTW, I think you have earned a place in Heaven.

God bless you.

9/19/2007 10:06:02 AM

love them coons!

9/21/2007 7:40:05 PM

i just like saying "peep my coons"

has a good ring to it

9/21/2007 7:44:39 PM

add to my topics

9/21/2007 7:48:29 PM

Raccoons are awesome, but they are definitely wild animals.

The men in my family coon hunted and found a baby that they kept as a pet to make trails to train new dogs etc. Those little boogers are just adorable and so damned smart. They will do anything to get to food.

They also can carry diseases and will rip you to shreds if they get scared or pissed at you. And make good eatin' to some people. (Not me. . .I'm a softie.)

9/21/2007 8:44:38 PM

this thread delivers.

good captions too.

9/21/2007 8:53:46 PM

Someone caption this one

"We see what you did there."

Maybe in like dark red scary font.

9/21/2007 9:00:20 PM

do they let you pet them?
can I have one?

9/21/2007 9:01:57 PM

I say a shotgun and some buck shot alot better at putting them down.

9/21/2007 9:03:41 PM

does no one know how to spell opossum in this thread?

anyways, these coons are cool

9/21/2007 9:13:09 PM

Earl: Coons are tryin' to get into school.

Forrest: Coons? When racoons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom.

9/21/2007 9:21:01 PM

Quote :

"using the time tested method i have devised for scaring the mice out. so while i was using a bottle of wd-40 and a lighter as a blowtorch under the fridgethe possum came running out with its hair on fire"

DAS AWESOME!

9/21/2007 11:29:20 PM