I want to be in your club.

9/27/2007 1:32:56 PM

FIRST

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 1:33 PM. Reason : but, no]

9/27/2007 1:33:09 PM

i have a few times...i didnt really like it

9/27/2007 1:33:46 PM

HOW ABOUT YOU CONTRIBUTE TO MY THREAD, WHORE.

9/27/2007 1:33:48 PM

obligatory: cocaine is a helluva drug.

but in reality, I hate coke.

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 1:57 PM. Reason : shitty drug]

9/27/2007 1:34:17 PM

that's helpful.

9/27/2007 1:34:54 PM

this thread is sure to get you invited to an all night cokefest

9/27/2007 1:35:37 PM

more like an all night cockfest

9/27/2007 1:36:07 PM

i hope so.

9/27/2007 1:36:09 PM

a lot

9/27/2007 1:36:13 PM

i disagree. a few of my boys in wilmington have quite a following of dumbass girls who like it.

9/27/2007 1:36:34 PM

friends?

9/27/2007 1:36:38 PM

Dr. Rockso does

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILbpV3erCyk

9/27/2007 1:38:57 PM

one of my buddies got fucked by the beer tub girl at one our bars after closing time for some. they had a good night.

9/27/2007 1:39:45 PM

I want to get into the cocaine business for the ladies.

9/27/2007 1:41:05 PM

i could run the boston marathon in flip flops

9/27/2007 1:43:04 PM

Quote :

"i have a few times...i didnt really like it"

agreed

all I know for sure is that people who quit weed to do coke are fucking lame

especially when they say shit like, "hey potheads, why don't you grow up and use coke like the rest of us?"

9/27/2007 1:44:29 PM

i played fooseball for about 10 straight hours one night. My wrists were so sore the next day i could barely drive home

9/27/2007 1:45:34 PM

i actually HATE pot

9/27/2007 1:47:10 PM

done it before. not what it's cracked up to be. is a lucrative investment if you get into sales though.

9/27/2007 1:54:06 PM

Quote :

"I want to get into the cocaine business for the ladies."

horrible idea

you know that cokeheads have zero control, right?

they're junkies

ever heard of a group of cokeheads NOT using every last bit of coke in one sitting?

the dumb cokehead bitch you're fucking has every god damn std there ever was

dumb cokehead bitch: OMG do you have a condom?
dumb cokehead guy: no
dumb cokehead bitch: well, you need to get one if you want to fuck me
dumb cokehead guy: how about another line of coke off my dick instead?
dumb cokehead bitch: ok, sounds good; let's fuck
***spreads disease***

9/27/2007 1:54:08 PM

THAT WORKS?



ALL THIS TIME, I WAS DOING IT WRONG.

9/27/2007 1:56:02 PM

lols

9/27/2007 1:57:16 PM

Quote :

"dumb cokehead bitch: OMG do you have a condom? dumb cokehead guy: no dumb cokehead bitch: well, you need to get one if you want to fuck me dumb cokehead guy: how about another line of coke off my dick instead? dumb cokehead bitch: ok, sounds good; let's fuck ***spreads disease*** "

9/27/2007 2:00:29 PM

i can't wait to see where this thread goes.


is it bad when you go to a bar because it had a convenient bathroom?

9/27/2007 2:00:52 PM

hahah girls that don't do coke are the same damn way

^ lol, I know of bars like that

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 2:01 PM. Reason : /]

9/27/2007 2:00:58 PM

cocaine is the answer to all the worlds problems.

9/27/2007 2:02:37 PM

gg

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/rosters/2002/marshall/

9/27/2007 2:03:31 PM

we always make sure to break out enough to last us thru the night b/c i go soft pretty fast when i try to get that damn knot untied.

9/27/2007 2:04:20 PM

it just made me super hyper and figgity and my heart was beating really fast

i think its like the opposite of weed

9/27/2007 2:05:25 PM

The unisex bathroom at Jax is the funniest one. It should say coke locker instead of restroom.

9/27/2007 2:05:25 PM

hahahah

9/27/2007 2:06:55 PM

I mean what would it be for since there are already separate male and female restrooms, then you have this third one that has a deadbolt door and is unisex.

9/27/2007 2:07:58 PM

OMW TO JAX.


BRB

9/27/2007 2:08:07 PM

9/27/2007 2:08:37 PM

9/27/2007 2:09:41 PM

9/27/2007 2:15:44 PM

i should try this.






IT COULDN'T HURT TO JUST TRY IT ONCE, COULD IT?

9/27/2007 2:18:01 PM

you haven't?

9/27/2007 2:19:16 PM

nah


i've puffed the reefer and chewed the shrooms, though!

9/27/2007 2:29:55 PM

just make sure you get the good stuff.

if not you'll just be wasting your money

9/27/2007 2:32:34 PM

how much does "the good stuff" cost?




im not trying to spend more than $5 on these hoes.

9/27/2007 2:33:47 PM

loller

9/27/2007 2:34:05 PM

9/27/2007 2:34:21 PM

I've never done it

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 2:41 PM. Reason : The good stuff costs $60/g - but you still need to know someone]

9/27/2007 2:41:26 PM

so a G is like




a large bag?

9/27/2007 2:42:27 PM

Quote :

"just make sure you get the good stuff. if not you'll just be wasting your money snorting mostly baby laxative and/or creatine"

it's fun every once in a while, but its really all pretty much a waste of money. It is amusing to watch people who are about to shatter their teeth b/c they're clenching thier jaw so hard tho......and even funnier when they think people don't notice.

9/27/2007 2:43:09 PM

i want to get fucked up on baby laxatives.

9/27/2007 2:44:02 PM

a "G" is pretty small


I think

9/27/2007 2:44:15 PM

Finally! someone posted the "let's do coke" cat. I thought for sure that'd be the second or 3rd response to this thread.

9/27/2007 2:44:29 PM