Is this me?

9/28/2007 10:43:15 PM

Of that whole awesome movie, you picked the one lame-ass quote. Good fucking job.

[Edited on September 28, 2007 at 10:49 PM. Reason : 666 posts!]

9/28/2007 10:49:34 PM

oh, I'm sorry

you want some drill instructor rant, like you've heard every other fucking time?

shut the fuck up, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit

9/28/2007 10:51:23 PM

just because it's been overdone doesn't mean it wasn't bad ass before a bunch of assholes overused it. Eat a bowl of dicks.

9/28/2007 10:54:23 PM

john wayne was a faggot and took it in the ass from yul brynner

9/28/2007 10:58:20 PM

^^ what the fuck do you know you slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker

[Edited on September 28, 2007 at 10:59 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2007 10:59:08 PM

M-I-C-K-E-Y

M-O-U-S-E

9/29/2007 12:29:47 AM

too bad the movie sucks after 30 minutes

9/29/2007 12:33:32 AM

You suck after 30 minutes.

9/29/2007 12:34:36 AM

^^ the fuck it did.

9/29/2007 12:34:46 AM

^^^^^ slimy?

[Edited on September 29, 2007 at 12:35 AM. Reason : asdf]

9/29/2007 12:35:01 AM

BTW, I am personally offended.

I created one of those "overused quote" threads.

[Edited on September 29, 2007 at 12:37 AM. Reason : BUT TO MY CREDIT I INCLUDED A SCREEN CAPTURE ]

9/29/2007 12:37:02 AM

my favorite overused quote is the stack shit that high one

followed by the choke yourself quote and the climb obstacles like old people fuck quote

9/29/2007 12:38:59 AM

hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

9/29/2007 12:41:12 AM

I wanted to travel to exotic Vietnam, the jewel of southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting people from an old and distinguished culture. . . and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.

9/29/2007 11:31:06 AM

Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Private Joker: "Born to Kill", sir.
Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Private Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Private Joker: Our side, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.

9/29/2007 12:04:59 PM

it's funny

because while there are about a billion great quotes in this movie

the one i started with is probably the most philosophical

9/29/2007 2:21:17 PM

10/4/2007 10:34:17 PM

You know how some people say, "You're okay in my book," or, "In my book that's no good?"

Well, I actually have a book.

10/4/2007 10:55:58 PM

Fuckers, this is MY thread now.

I've got your name, I've got your ass thread.

10/4/2007 11:11:55 PM

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

10/4/2007 11:28:40 PM

Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

10/4/2007 11:32:27 PM

10/4/2007 11:36:07 PM

10/7/2007 1:39:11 PM

Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC.
Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too!
Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?




[Edited on October 7, 2007 at 2:35 PM. Reason : ]

10/7/2007 2:35:28 PM

Quote :

"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"

this is a pretty powerful and terrifying little speech

you could paraphrase this speech in any time in history to any group of men, and morale WILL go up

10/7/2007 2:54:17 PM

ooh-rah

10/7/2007 2:56:14 PM