I drove home

drunk most likely

slept for 1.5 hours

and I think I already have a hangover

9/29/2007 10:16:44 PM

9/29/2007 10:17:52 PM

A WINNER IS YUO

9/29/2007 10:17:56 PM

not my head

9/29/2007 10:19:40 PM

Cheers

9/29/2007 10:22:38 PM

I just drank over half a bottle of wine and I feel nothing.

Have fun with that hangover.

9/29/2007 10:25:30 PM

shit half a bottle of wine is nothing

9/29/2007 10:29:34 PM

I agree, but I haven't had anything to eat in a while: it should've done something.

9/29/2007 10:31:23 PM

Jeez, you're cool

9/29/2007 10:32:39 PM

^^ahhh...

9/29/2007 10:32:50 PM

absorbed by all the fat

9/29/2007 10:32:59 PM

^ good to know you understand how alcohol works inside a body

9/29/2007 10:34:33 PM

shes lost 20 pounds recently from all the sex with me

9/29/2007 10:36:42 PM

This bitch is 100% buzzkill. Fuck. Even in a thread celebrating debauchery (sort of), you're arguing the intricacies of how alcohol does or does not work.

Now we understand why you have so much angst and your only offers for sex come from dnl and other equally sketchy people.

9/29/2007 10:39:14 PM

haha

9/29/2007 10:40:38 PM

absorbed by all the self-absorption

9/29/2007 10:41:12 PM

Quote :

"you're arguing the intricacies of how alcohol does or does not work."

No, not arguing. 'Cause I actually DO know how it works, unlike other people in here.

Quote :

"Now we understand why you have so much angst and your only offers for sex come from dnl and other equally sketchy people."

I'm not angsty at all. Dnl isn't serious, and you don't know anything about the offers I get for sex.

[Edited on September 29, 2007 at 11:05 PM. Reason : /]

9/29/2007 11:04:58 PM

lindsay lohanstillfurshia, she got some big ass titties

9/29/2007 11:06:03 PM

You are too angsty you dumb whore if its 11:10pm on a Saturday night and you're arguing about alcohol when you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

Here's an idea.

Go downtown.

Meet some folks.

Do anything else other than what it is you normally do.

Which is be a huge fucking buzzkill.

9/29/2007 11:10:34 PM

Funny that you're posting online at the same time on a Saturday night to tell me to go out and be more social, though. You're so cool. How can I be more like you?!?!?!

[Edited on September 29, 2007 at 11:26 PM. Reason : I won't bother.]

9/29/2007 11:16:57 PM

Quote :

"Even in a thread celebrating debauchery..."

You misspelled douchebaggery.

9/29/2007 11:36:59 PM

hahaha

9/29/2007 11:37:31 PM

I'km fucsking wsated reighnt nowe, a feridge feuill ofe beear is bad frorf me!

9/29/2007 11:38:49 PM

i have 7 natural lights in my fridge

9/29/2007 11:39:35 PM

hey paisleydaisy

9/29/2007 11:39:53 PM

Quote :

"You misspelled douchebaggery."

You misspelled cockridery you fat fuck.

Quote :

"Funny that you're posting online at the same time on a Saturday night to tell me to go out and be more social, though. You're so cool. How can I be more like you?!?!?!"

You stupid whore. I got started being more social at about 9:30am this morning, while your ass was up studying and just generally being a socially inept cunt.

9/30/2007 9:09:10 AM

driving home drunk automatically makes you a loser.

sorry.

9/30/2007 9:21:11 AM

Definitely not one of the brighter 6 minutes of my life. However, this continued cockriding you're doing is coming close on the pathetic scale.

9/30/2007 9:22:22 AM

So you're telling me there's a Chance?

9/30/2007 9:32:32 AM

drink a few beers. you will be fine

9/30/2007 9:54:45 AM

Quote :

"while your ass was up studying"

hahahahahahahaha

I was out for the rest of the night while your dumb drunk ass drove home around 9 pm.

9/30/2007 11:18:53 AM

Can you not read you vapid cunt whore?

9/30/2007 11:23:52 AM

Can you read? Honestly? 'Cause I can't tell.

Why the fuck would I be up at 9:30 on a Saturday studying in any case?

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 11:29 AM. Reason : None of this changes the fact that you were stupid enough to DRIVE HOME WHILE DRUNK.]

9/30/2007 11:26:14 AM

hey look guys i'm drunk and drove home, i think i'm gonna post on tdub about it because i'm SO COOL

9/30/2007 11:31:59 AM

You stupid bitch. You stupid arrogant bitch.

Quote :

" Why the fuck would I be up at 9:30 on a Saturday studying in any case?"

Because that's the kinda shit lames like you do, durr.

9/30/2007 11:35:07 AM

drinking and driving is pretty damn stupid.

9/30/2007 11:37:22 AM

Who died and made you master of the obvious?

9/30/2007 11:49:08 AM

this thread is proportional to win.

9/30/2007 1:03:34 PM

Quote :

"You misspelled douchebaggery."

ahahahaha

I thought the same thing.

9/30/2007 1:08:49 PM

Testing

1/8/2013 2:59:09 PM

why are you a mod here now

1/8/2013 3:01:26 PM

o this bald asshole

1/8/2013 3:03:48 PM

^^ here i made this handy mat for you

1/8/2013 3:26:20 PM

and stillfuchsia was a fuckin moron

i am impressed that she strolled up in here posting in a thread about lightweight anything

[Edited on January 8, 2013 at 5:28 PM. Reason : g]

1/8/2013 5:21:08 PM

^zing

1/8/2013 6:42:39 PM