Roommate *literally* just pissed on his laptop


Call RA?

UPDATE: Called anyway, got dressed, left the mop in the middle of the room for him.

Peace out TWW

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 4:12 AM. Reason : update]

9/30/2007 4:02:59 AM

STOP SNITCHIN

9/30/2007 4:16:32 AM

^I needed the mop to guard my stuff. And now my room is going to smell like piss. You think snitchin' is why I did this?

9/30/2007 4:18:56 AM

Dude, you called your RA on your drunk, free-pissing rooommate?

That's fucked up.

Let it go and make up some super embarassing story to tell him in the morning.

He'll clean it up and maybe change his ways in the future.

9/30/2007 4:19:23 AM

let me be clear. I wouldn't have called if I didn't NEED THE MOP. could have used his clothes lying around I guess....

9/30/2007 4:27:55 AM

pICS?

(or it did not happen)

if his laptop is still working make sure to navigate to this page and leave it up for him in the AM

9/30/2007 4:30:22 AM

AHA, I woulda used his clothes. Urine washes out.

Did the RA report him? I mean, did he get cited?

9/30/2007 4:31:01 AM

^not to my knowledge. I just told 'em my roommate pissed all over the place and I needed a mop. Who am I to make accusations about his current condition

^^Pics without smell-o-vision here are useless. How am i supposed to get a shot of the piss, exactly? I already mop'ed up the floor; all that remains is the stuff on his desk that soaked it up.

Oh, and even though it's working - I'M DEFINITELY NOT TOUCHIN' THE LAPTOP

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 4:33 AM. Reason : l]

9/30/2007 4:32:59 AM

this thread *literally* makes me think of only one thing:

http://www.planetmadtv.com/forum/literally-school-play-603-a-4760/

9/30/2007 4:36:21 AM

^I was barely awake and blinded by the smell of piss as I watched the pool of the stuff gradually meander toward my stuff. I needed answers and knew tdub would deliver.

9/30/2007 4:40:26 AM

i bet you have no friends if you call your RA about that shit.

9/30/2007 6:27:37 AM

snitches get stitches

you are a fucking horrible roommate... don't forget to change your maxipad

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 8:12 AM. Reason : .]

9/30/2007 8:11:02 AM

???? You people approve this behavior? ???? I live in a dorm room, he was 10' from me taking a piss splashing all over my stuff. Why would I not call and get a mop again? I'm the freaking room mate that helped mop that crap up when he knocked out again on his bed. GET OFF MY BACK.

9/30/2007 10:57:54 AM

lol

9/30/2007 11:00:05 AM

i lived with pilgrimshoes

dude's incorrigible and no RA can hold him down

a real bad ass

9/30/2007 11:00:59 AM

it's true

it's a good thing chinaman was there to take care of my antics

chinachinachina

9/30/2007 11:01:55 AM

fuck them. id have calld the RA and told me to get me a new roommate. this isnt behavior that they "change later."

9/30/2007 11:02:57 AM

real roommates take care of their own

9/30/2007 11:05:43 AM

in retrospect, it kinda looks like you're asking me to drive in that one

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 11:08 AM. Reason : gd i forgot about that one.. that's been a while ago ]

9/30/2007 11:06:20 AM

looks like you're giving him a beer and asking him to drive

9/30/2007 11:07:52 AM

no person pissing all over their and nearly my shit is "my own."

9/30/2007 11:08:01 AM

Quote :

"snitches get stitches you are a fucking horrible roommate... don't forget to change your maxipad"

9/30/2007 11:12:02 AM

I think you did the right thing, I mean if a roommate is that disrespectful for your things and your personal being then I see no problem in calling in the RA

9/30/2007 11:12:12 AM

Your roommate sounds like a real bastard. You did the right thing.

9/30/2007 11:52:13 AM

well atleast the guy pissed on his own laptop.

9/30/2007 11:59:04 AM

Yeah, be happy he didn't get it on any of your shit. If there wasn't a chance of it getting on your stuff I would have left it there and let him clean it up. But I know if my roommate ever did something like that to me there would be an awful fight. Seriously, don't let anyone tell you that you were in the wrong.

9/30/2007 12:03:01 PM

Quote :

"no person pissing all over their and nearly my shit is "my own.""

if so much as a droplet touched my shit i'd punch that fucker into sobriety

9/30/2007 12:03:07 PM

you should have waited til he got to sleep and started pissing in his mouth.

9/30/2007 12:29:45 PM

he obviously got too fucked up, a good roommate would have tried to keep him out of trouble... if it happens more than once or twice though, fuck it, call paul cousins

9/30/2007 12:37:28 PM

What a fucking snitch. I hope you and the R.A enjoy some gay sex

9/30/2007 12:38:43 PM

once my shit's pissed on, being a 'good roommate' is not a concern.

i would imagine, i've never had my shit pissed on before.

9/30/2007 12:40:15 PM

What a group of apologists. Being someone's roommate doesn't mean you back them up for acting like a dumbass. I would be royally pissed off if this happened to me. I would narc on you in a heartbeat and hopefully get a roommate that was worth a crap.

9/30/2007 12:40:26 PM

well then dont be mad when your living conditions are a living hell because your roommate despises you


on the other hand, if you keep him out of trouble he will clean or replace what he fucked up of yours, and feel guilty AND owe you one in the future

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 12:45 PM. Reason : YOU DECIDE]

9/30/2007 12:44:54 PM

I never had that problem because my roommates were not retarded-ass drunks, and now I live alone.

Quote :

"on the other hand, if you keep him out of trouble he will clean or replace what he fucked up of yours, and feel guilty AND owe you one in the future"

Nice little "perfect world" scenario there. Try some personal responsibility on for size.

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 12:47 PM. Reason : ]

9/30/2007 12:46:37 PM

should be good preparation for your future

9/30/2007 12:47:10 PM

Looks that way, but I won't be mopping up vomit and piss at four in the morning.

Also wasn't planning to marry my roommates.

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 12:50 PM. Reason : ]

9/30/2007 12:49:40 PM

My roommate freshman year pissed on my chair, it was one of those fold out camp chairs that was sitting in the middle of the room.

He came in high on one of the 12 kinds of drugs he was addicted to, sat down in his chair, leaned all the way back and fell into the floor. I was like "dude you ok?" and he was like "yeah" and just laid there for an hour or so.

He then got up, pissed on the chair, and went to bed.

Turns out this had happened before with another roommate. It happened the next year also with his next roommate.

9/30/2007 1:01:33 PM

fantastic people you folks live with

9/30/2007 1:07:50 PM

next time punch him square in the nuts

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 1:19 PM. Reason : or get drunk yourself and piss on him while he is sleeping]

9/30/2007 1:19:23 PM

a couple of taps to the shin w/ a golf club and people sober up real quick

9/30/2007 2:25:23 PM

Quote :

"or get drunk yourself and piss on him while he is sleeping"

you don't need to be drunk at all to do that.

9/30/2007 2:28:43 PM

freshman year, i woke up to my roommate standing over his bed taking a piss...hilarity ensued

9/30/2007 2:36:50 PM

i wouldve taken the opportunity to piss all over his stuff

he never would've known

9/30/2007 2:37:49 PM

I dont understand the dumb fuckers that piss on everything when they are drunk. I have gotton just as trashed as everyone else and I still have the decensy to piss in the toilet or in the dirt. The whole "I was drunk" excuse is also fucking stupid and I hate when people use it. If you cant handle yourself when you drink then you shouldnt be drinking. Rant.

9/30/2007 2:38:07 PM

ever heard of blacking out?

9/30/2007 2:38:57 PM

^Thank you!

9/30/2007 2:39:02 PM

i've never done it personally, but come on, it's not like he planned out standing over all his shit and pissing on it

do you guys have problems imagining what something is like if it hasn't ever happened to you?

9/30/2007 2:40:32 PM

yes, but you can plan out not getting so fucking drunk that you do piss on everything.

9/30/2007 2:41:22 PM

when i black out i dont piss on everything i just throw up a lot and call my girlfriends their hotter freinds names

it works well for me

9/30/2007 2:42:00 PM

yea, some people don't know their limit

9/30/2007 2:42:22 PM