but thats basalt the point.

9/30/2007 11:41:41 AM

that doesnt even fit that well

9/30/2007 11:42:13 AM

oh my god

this is so horrible

but i admit i lol'd a bit

9/30/2007 11:42:43 AM

This is one of those jokes that are actually funny when spoken but doesn't translate to text very well.

9/30/2007 11:44:03 AM

granite, i see the humor

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 11:56 AM. Reason : h]

9/30/2007 11:45:00 AM

topaz your joke sucked

9/30/2007 11:54:03 AM

Quote :

"granite, i see the humor"

oh man! hahaha

9/30/2007 12:50:12 PM

i lol'd at the lack of humor

9/30/2007 12:51:02 PM

you win.
hahahaha

one time when i was in high school, a kid made a joke so bad that the teacher couldn't say anything and was forced to end class.

9/30/2007 12:53:27 PM

what if someone else knows more about rocks?

tough schist, right?

9/30/2007 1:06:49 PM

I shale stop reading this thread.

9/30/2007 1:22:17 PM

ok it hasnt been funny since craw won this thread

9/30/2007 1:23:02 PM

I expected some of this ITT

1/13/2013 2:57:40 AM

1/13/2013 10:21:46 AM

Gneiss idea to bump this thread! I was starting to believe it had faded into obsidian.

1/13/2013 9:22:00 PM

^give this man the credit he is due! the best joke in the whole damn thread doesn't get noticed.

1/13/2013 10:40:47 PM

Of quartz, to be fair. . . I graduated with a geology degree -- magma cum laude.

1/13/2013 11:34:41 PM

this is another important stone

a kidney stone

1/13/2013 11:39:44 PM

damn

1/13/2013 11:55:22 PM

Looks like a piece of popcorn chicken.

1/13/2013 11:58:46 PM

don't be fooled by the rocks that I got

1/14/2013 2:07:19 AM

don't like rocks? tuff schist.

1/14/2013 5:57:32 AM

GOD TIER BISMUTH IN THE HOUSE!

1/14/2013 8:08:28 AM

There's something you might not know about me, Joe Rogan..."

1/14/2013 8:11:00 AM

Geology is Moh's definitely one of my favorite topics to talc about.

1/14/2013 10:04:29 PM

Gypsum!?!? Damn near killed him!

1/15/2013 1:32:05 AM

That's some tuff luck!

1/15/2013 2:29:22 AM

Wtf are you all talcing about?

1/15/2013 8:54:08 AM

damn.

1/15/2013 12:38:22 PM

Cummingtonite.

1/15/2013 1:31:50 PM

I like my liqour on it

1/15/2013 1:44:14 PM

^^ was waiting for this

1/15/2013 1:47:03 PM

Man, these jokes would really kill in a high school science class.

1/15/2013 10:53:58 PM