comedic genius, brillant writer. best moviemaker. EVAR !!!1

9/30/2007 2:10:53 PM

You make too many threads

9/30/2007 2:11:34 PM

i have too many thoughts and too much access to a computer.

9/30/2007 2:12:57 PM

You should get out more often.

9/30/2007 2:17:12 PM

he probably fucked scarlett johansson, so i'll appreciate that.

9/30/2007 2:27:31 PM

with the exception of the Scarlett Johansson movie, I have enjoyed his talent.

9/30/2007 2:38:54 PM

Quote :

"You can laugh and criticize Michael Jackson if you wanna Woody Allen, molested and married his step-daughter Same press kickin dirt on Michael's name Show Woody and Soon-Yi at the playoff game, holdin hands"

9/30/2007 2:52:23 PM

btw: he married his "step-daughter" when she was 27. they've been together for decades. it's odd, but it's not so bad.

9/30/2007 4:18:57 PM

^^that's a little Mos Def for you crackas

9/30/2007 4:31:43 PM

"You don't want your life to wind up as black-and-white newsreel footage scored by a cello in a minor key."

9/30/2007 7:29:35 PM

I appreciate him. <3

Quote :

"It's probably just as well. I plagiarized most of it from James Joyce. You probably wondered why all the references to Dublin."

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9/30/2007 7:34:11 PM

come back amsterdam718

1/11/2012 5:47:34 PM

Quote :

"How has your wife, Soon-Yi, changed you? Oh, well, one of the great experiences of my life has been my wife. She had a very, very difficult upbringing in Korea: She was an orphan on the streets, living out of trash cans and starving as a 6-year-old. And she was picked up and put in an orphanage. And so I’ve been able to really make her life better. I provided her with enormous opportunities, and she has sparked to them. She’s educated herself and has tons of friends and children and got a college degree and went to graduate school, and she has traveled all over with me now. She’s very sophisticated and has been to all the great capitals of Europe. She has just become a different person. So the contributions I’ve made to her life have given me more pleasure than all my films. You’re saying how you changed her. How has she changed you? (Allen pauses.) Well, she’s given me a lot of pleasure. I adore her, and she’s given me a wonderful life. We’ve been married 20 years. And we were together for a few years before that. And she has given me the great years of my life, personally. She’s a great companion and a great wife. She has given me a stable and wonderful home life and great companionship. I guess whenever you meet somebody and they’re the right person for you, there is a great emotional contribution they make to your life."

http://jezebel.com/woody-allen-boasts-about-saving-and-educating-his-wife-1774663797

5/4/2016 3:05:24 PM

Quote :

"I was paternal. She responded to someone paternal. I liked her youth and energy. She deferred to me, and I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision-making just as a gift and let her take charge of so many things. She flourished."

5/5/2016 2:14:36 PM