GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
about 3 times in the last two weeks, i've been subjected to loud annoying computer nerds talking getting laid in leisure suit larry, or grand theft auto, or wow or secondlife or what the fuck ever in public environments from which i cannot escape.
you guys need to knock it off. there is no lower form of pathetic than broadcasting to every girl in a 50 foot radius that you have never gotten to second base but you spend hours trying to get some virtual girl to take off her shirt and give you some boob. there are not enough nerdy socially awkward women in the world for you, but "practicing" stimulations on the computer isn't going to help you with this one, guys.
i suggest you all should just go gay so that 1) there's no chance your socially awkward fat loser nerd genes get passed on to the next generation and 2) you might have a fleeting chance at experiencing some physical pleasure before you die of a deep vein thrombosis from playing wow for 55 hours straight and 3) you won't continue to embarass yourselves in public in some severly misguided attempt to be "cool". thanks! 10/6/2007 12:58:27 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
do you live in sullivan 10/6/2007 12:58:56 PM
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GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
no, but i park my car at the varsity lot. there are lots of scary types coming from wolf village 10/6/2007 1:00:20 PM
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evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "2) you might have a fleeting chance at experiencing some physical pleasure before you die of a deep vein thrombosis from playing wow for 55 hours straight" |
gay guys don't like these types of people any more than straight women do 10/6/2007 1:02:27 PM
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chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
^he speaks from experience ![](images/tongue.gif) 10/6/2007 1:05:00 PM
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GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
i meant they could get gay with each other
they practically were lol 10/6/2007 1:05:17 PM
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Str8BacardiL ************ 41758 Posts user info edit post |
Rofl 10/6/2007 1:06:06 PM
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evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^he speaks from experience " |
bwn? ![](images/kiss.gif) 10/6/2007 1:07:04 PM
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GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
when it gets to the salad tossing, we know what evan will use 10/6/2007 1:08:11 PM
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soulfire963 Suspended 1587 Posts user info edit post |
id rather be interested in virtual girlfriends, than be gay. 10/6/2007 1:08:52 PM
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evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "when it gets to the salad tossing, we know what evan will use" |
the only thing the rectal thermometers in the truck are good for 10/6/2007 1:08:54 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
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10/6/2007 1:09:22 PM
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