bbehe Burn it all down. 18410 Posts user info edit post |
Keep in mind though, you're paying X amount of dollars to play a game where the prize is usually X/2 dollars.
Jacob's Ladder- This is the rope ladder which is on like a 45 degree incline and you have to climb up and ring a bell. DO NOT USE THE RUNGS. instead, keep your hands on the outside parts of the ladder, move slowly using opposite limbs at the same time.
Shooting star game - take a couple of shots to determine how accurate the gun is and then shoot around the star.
basket toss - use a gentle toss with backspin, aim for the inside upper lip.
Guess your age/weight/birth month - for birth month, always say October. Carnies like to put something like this down on their paper
![](http://www.blifaloo.com/images/carny-month.gif)
Is That Jan, July, or June? Its up to him
Coin Toss- high arc, no spin. Rub a little spit on the coin first, or try to bounce it from one plate to another.
basketball free throw - pretty much impossible. 10/10/2007 2:36:20 PM
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JT3bucky All American 23299 Posts user info edit post |
go to the side of the basketball things and check out the rims
if they are bent in(you will notice it, they look oval almost) then dont use that one
there are a FEW regulation rims out there...but its a lot further distance. 10/10/2007 2:38:43 PM
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amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
can i print this out and bring it with me? 10/10/2007 2:39:18 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
How to win at fair games:
Don't play them. 10/10/2007 2:40:56 PM
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GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
i like this thread. 10/10/2007 2:41:52 PM
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wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
what is jacobs ladder? 10/10/2007 2:42:24 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
HOW DO YOU RIDE THE CRAZY BIKE THOUGH? 10/10/2007 2:44:14 PM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
"fair games" are not "fair" ![](images/spin.gif) 10/10/2007 2:44:22 PM
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bbehe Burn it all down. 18410 Posts user info edit post |
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I saw a guy run up the middle of the ladder without using his hands once, and he got to the top.
[Edited on October 10, 2007 at 2:45 PM. Reason : But it also kind of seems like a good way to hurt your crotch] 10/10/2007 2:45:26 PM
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bbehe Burn it all down. 18410 Posts user info edit post |
this is the way to do it
10/10/2007 2:47:13 PM
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LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "basket toss - use a gentle toss with backspin, aim for the inside upper lip." |
when the carny is not looking, throw it at a neighboring basket (or maybe 2 baskets down). instead of bouncing out it will bounce from side to side. alternatively aim to hit the top lip at a steep downward slope, so the ball will bounce up and down instead of straight back.
Quote : | "basketball free throw - pretty much impossible." |
bring a needle (the things you use to inflate balls) and let out most of the pressure in the ball while the carny isn't looking. they are usually inflated to about 30 psi. as a result, the ball is slightly larger, about a half pound heavier and bounces a lot more. additionally, the hoops are smaller and bent into an ellipse (wider than it is long). once i played this game and the ball was so overinflated it didn't fit through the bent hoop and got stuck.
dart games - in some states, the law requires that th carnies allow you to use your own darts. I'm not sure if this is the case in NC, but I tell the carnies that anyway, usually they don't know.
Law does require that the rules of the game be made clear before you play. (Usually on a sign). Carnies will usually make up stupid technicalities so that they won't have to give you a prize. If they try it, tell them you know it's illegal and would not hesitate to report it to the police.
coin toss - don'[t "rub a littl spit" on it. drench it, or stick a loogie or a booger to it. you can't lose unless you really suck. 10/10/2007 2:49:19 PM
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mdbncsu All American 4923 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Jacob's Ladder- instead, keep your hands on the outside parts of the ladder, move slowly using opposite limbs at the same time." |
Do you mean like left arm and right foot at the same time, then right arm and left foot?
Always have witnesses, the more the better. Carnies are sheisty as hell, and will try to cheat you. Nothing is worse than actually winning and getting nothing. 10/10/2007 3:01:34 PM
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nothing22 All American 21537 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "basket toss - use a gentle toss with backspin, aim for the inside upper lip." |
also stand slightly to the side 10/10/2007 3:05:16 PM
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poohpimpin All American 636 Posts user info edit post |
baseball/beerbottles
throw your arm out and play a lot - your chances of winning will increase 10/10/2007 3:08:39 PM
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LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
another tip for dart games:
use a lighter to heat up the dart while the carny isn't looking. 10/10/2007 3:11:44 PM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
was i the only one that read this entire thread and thought "none of these games are fair"
only to realize at the end that it was about games at the fair ![](images/beatup.gif) 10/10/2007 3:14:24 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148820 Posts user info edit post |
another tip:
bring a gun. rob the carnies at gunpoint for prizes.
*NOTE: I do not advocate this and will not be held responsible for your actions 10/10/2007 3:19:08 PM
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terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS THREAD IN THE LOUNGE!!!
LOL!!!!
message_topic.aspx?topic=497553 10/10/2007 3:19:42 PM
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puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Guess your age/weight/birth month - for birth month, always say October." |
good, because I don't like to lie. And if I go on my birthday, they'd never guess that! 10/10/2007 3:19:51 PM
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bbehe Burn it all down. 18410 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Do you mean like left arm and right foot at the same time, then right arm and left foot? " |
yes
Lets, see what else there,
the stand the bottle game, its hard but it can be done. Push the bottle up, don't pull it up. 10/10/2007 6:46:34 PM
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spro All American 4329 Posts user info edit post |
top ten thread in views for the next two weeks 10/10/2007 6:49:40 PM
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amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
never seen that jacob's ladder game before...of course, i haven't been to the fair in 6 years...i will only go to eat funnel cake and blow the powdered sugar on people 10/10/2007 6:51:49 PM
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bbehe Burn it all down. 18410 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "How to win at fair games:
Don't play them." |
Meh, I go to the fair to have a good time, playing games that I know are somewhat rigged is kinda fun, especially if I can win them. Some people blow 20 bucks on rides, I'll blow 20 bucks playing games. Donate to toys to charity or just give it to some kid at the fair. 10/10/2007 6:56:21 PM
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baonest All American 47902 Posts user info edit post |
2 years ago i won 2 big sharks on opening night.
i won 1 and had to goto another booth. i think i spend a total of $3 for the two booths to win both big sharks.
went back later that week and won more.
we got our hands on a huge bag of stuffed animals, cant really say how we got it, but we started giving them out to kids in the middle of the fair. people were wondering what the heck was going on.
my uncle once rigged himself the bottle fishing device when he was in college. in his spare time he would work with it. ended up winning everytime he did it.
the magnetic genie game: the hardest part is the last 1/3rd of the spiral. if you ask the carnie, most of them will let you just start near the bottom because that is where it gets tricky.
if you want to make deals with the carnies, you cant really ask them aloud (they will always say they are being watched), you give them $5 and kind of demand that you want more tries than you are suppose to get. because most likely you arent gonna win. so its worth a try.
so at the basketball shoot.. its like $1 or $2 for a shot give them a $5 and tell them you want 7 shots if its $1 game, or 3-4 if its a $2 game.
it might work better later at night when its not so crowded
[Edited on October 12, 2007 at 1:37 PM. Reason : ] 10/12/2007 1:36:34 PM
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bbehe Burn it all down. 18410 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the magnetic genie game: the hardest part is the last 1/3rd of the spiral. if you ask the carnie, most of them will let you just start near the bottom because that is where it gets tricky." |
Ain't that the damn truth...a lot of times it was also be sorta rigged and have some sort of obstruction on the bottom..I remember one having a wizards hands or something in the way
![](http://www.brightideas.ca/images/wackywire_lg.jpg)
[Edited on October 12, 2007 at 1:46 PM. Reason : l] 10/12/2007 1:44:25 PM
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