farted


and she is fat, which somehow made it worse

10/15/2007 1:28:26 PM

What did the maxi pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

10/15/2007 1:28:54 PM

somehow?

10/15/2007 1:28:58 PM

i farted the other day in class and knew i couldnt hide it cause it stunk too bad so i just warned people

10/15/2007 1:29:30 PM

you should have turned around and slapped her

10/15/2007 1:29:34 PM

girls shouldn't fart

10/15/2007 1:30:14 PM

hence the reason you should have turned around and slapped her

10/15/2007 1:30:42 PM

but i might have slapped more fart outta her

10/15/2007 1:31:24 PM

^haha

10/15/2007 1:33:49 PM

ahhaha this made my day.

10/15/2007 1:35:19 PM

Attractive girls can legally fart.

10/15/2007 1:35:51 PM

it depends, there's the "it slipped out and i'm embarrassed"--those are ok; then there's the "you guys might wanna leave the room"--those ain't cool

10/15/2007 1:42:14 PM

ambrosia sharted this weekend

10/15/2007 1:43:52 PM

it could have been a queef?

10/15/2007 1:45:31 PM

fat girls and farting should not be used in the same sentence.

10/15/2007 1:46:27 PM

^^it that was a queef, then her pussy must smell like the back door of a shrimp boat

[Edited on October 15, 2007 at 1:46 PM. Reason : sadasdadadad]

10/15/2007 1:46:42 PM

you mean a real big boat

10/15/2007 1:51:13 PM

yes

10/15/2007 2:29:14 PM

^^^OH SNAP! das nasty

[Edited on October 15, 2007 at 2:30 PM. Reason : what are the odds that you come back to post nearly an hr later when i'm posting so i have to re-^?]

10/15/2007 2:29:29 PM

10/15/2007 2:30:27 PM

damn you jb

10/15/2007 2:33:48 PM

i couldn't help thinking the below seeing your username:

so this girl that shits behind me in History class



thanks the lord that's not what it really is.

10/15/2007 8:13:56 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*tear from laughing so hard

10/15/2007 10:11:04 PM

I didn't think poopface was in school.

10/15/2007 10:17:51 PM

hot girls who fart =

10/15/2007 10:22:41 PM

...says the guy who is all "microfarts = /"

10/15/2007 10:23:21 PM

haha ok. it's sexy until im about to go put my tongue on it

10/15/2007 10:27:27 PM

10/15/2007 10:30:37 PM

haha you're gonna end up eating a fart someday

don't go down that road

10/15/2007 10:30:37 PM

yea if a girl ever farted while i was licking her butthole, i might actually slap her, and mean it.

10/15/2007 10:32:46 PM

Quote :

"I didn't think poopface was in school."

why in the fuck would you say that?

10/17/2007 4:13:35 PM

Quote :

"yea if a girl ever farted while i was licking her butthole, i might actually slap her, and mean it."

Didn't somebody embed a video a while back of some folks shooting a porn, and this chick was rimming this guy and he farted in her mouth...

10/17/2007 4:23:09 PM

that twas me... and it was from Meatholes.com

10/17/2007 4:24:09 PM

Are you talking about the famed fart hammer?

10/17/2007 4:27:13 PM

no, thats planned out, this was spontaneous, and funny as shit

10/17/2007 4:28:35 PM

...i never farted in public before...but if I did, I'd probably pretend that I stepped on a possum.

10/17/2007 5:11:35 PM

She should learn to coughart.

10/17/2007 5:33:12 PM

I just posted this in another thread:

Quote :

"This really fat chick (300+ probably) from work went into the bathroom at the same time as me and sat down in the next stall and farted really loudly and said "whoops." I couldn't look her in the eye when I met her at the sink. "

10/17/2007 8:48:52 PM