are my two favorite traits in a woman. If a woman is absolutely at ease with herself, perfectly confident in conversation and almost dominating, it makes her 3x sexier. And of course big tittes are at least 2.5x sexiness factor.

I met a girl w/ both these traits over the weekend. Unfortuantely she was my cousin

10/15/2007 4:13:16 PM

woooow....

10/15/2007 4:14:01 PM

keep it in the family, b.

10/15/2007 4:14:10 PM

the closer the kin the further in.

10/15/2007 4:14:25 PM

well this is north carolina

10/15/2007 4:14:32 PM

You need to remember that fatties who are completely heinous can possess all these traits.


Granted, 0*5000 = 0

10/15/2007 4:15:57 PM

fatties are automatically omitted from these analyses

10/15/2007 4:19:09 PM

^^, ^
this is true...she wasn't fat tho, just perfectly buxom
fatness is indeed a zero-multiplier

if she hadn't been 6 years older, I definitely would've given it some thought


[Edited on October 15, 2007 at 4:25 PM. Reason : /]

10/15/2007 4:20:33 PM

...southerners

10/15/2007 4:35:31 PM

you people

10/15/2007 4:39:37 PM

^^
yup...I saw her at Lookout Mountain, on the Georgia-Tennessee border

10/15/2007 4:41:18 PM

this thread is useless without pics

10/15/2007 4:43:42 PM

i thought this thread was about going to have





[Edited on October 15, 2007 at 4:46 PM. Reason : /]

10/15/2007 4:44:43 PM

i thought this thread was about Back Problems

10/15/2007 4:46:11 PM

ha, so you're saying the only reason you didn't hit it was because she was 6yrs older? wtf, g.

10/15/2007 4:46:58 PM

^
if she was my age, I would've been confident...but I know women prefer older men and I didn't want to attempt something so outrageous unless I had a good chance of success

10/15/2007 5:03:57 PM

she's your cousin, b

10/15/2007 5:12:06 PM

just wait until you're older

10/15/2007 5:13:38 PM

in most states you can marry your cousin. Just dont tell anyone your related, and that its a coincidence that yall look alike

10/15/2007 5:14:00 PM

until your kid looks like a trout

10/15/2007 5:14:24 PM

^LOL

10/15/2007 5:14:39 PM

ok, what if she's not blood-related?

10/15/2007 5:15:52 PM

yeah, and what the hell, marriage between cousins was quite common a couple centuries ago

it seems fine with me...I'd hit it


[Edited on October 15, 2007 at 5:19 PM. Reason : /]

10/15/2007 5:16:05 PM

easily the thread of the day

roguewarrior and powerstroke for the early W

10/15/2007 5:24:44 PM

Shame that thing with StillFuchsia didn't work out then

Although I get the sense she's not really at ease with herself

10/15/2007 5:35:29 PM

haha, good luck finding a woman that's perfectly at ease with herself

I don't know any

10/15/2007 5:52:12 PM

^^
haha, I didn't think anyone knew about that...she is pretty damned self-possessed on the internet, at least

^
a woman doesn't have to be perfectly at ease with herself...she just has to act like it

they're still pretty damned rare, though


[Edited on October 15, 2007 at 6:06 PM. Reason : /]

10/15/2007 6:01:02 PM

lol

10/15/2007 6:05:32 PM

Quote :

"she just has to act like it"

Why would you want someone who acts like something they're not? I'm confused

10/15/2007 6:07:50 PM

face > bewbs imo, but i agree w/ the self-possession.

10/15/2007 6:08:09 PM

^^
very often, people are a lot less comfortable than they appear, I think

I mean, I can be nervous as hell, but still say funny stuff and make a good showing

if a girl acts 100% comfortable, she might be 85-90%...but that's good enough for me

and an argument could be made that how you act defines who you are, regardless of whether you are nervous or not

10/15/2007 6:26:00 PM

Quote :

"and an argument could be made that how you act defines who you are, regardless of whether you are nervous or not"

how you feel only matters to you, etc [last kiss quote.. not a bad one though]

10/15/2007 6:29:13 PM

GG dude.

We have very similar tastes in women.

10/15/2007 8:27:10 PM

Quote :

"Why would you want someone who acts like something they're not? I'm confused"

Because in time, you can easily adopt the mindset you've been presenting.

10/15/2007 8:29:31 PM

i didnt read a word of this thread

10/15/2007 8:30:34 PM

what, cousins?

10/15/2007 8:33:08 PM

ok, the first post was creepy enough as it was. and then I read the last sentence...

10/15/2007 8:50:54 PM

did you see where he said he would've fucked her if she wasn't 6 years older than him?

10/15/2007 8:51:49 PM

i am so glad I stopped reading this thread after the last sentence of the first post

10/15/2007 8:53:12 PM

was it a 1st cousin?

10/15/2007 9:20:49 PM

Quote :

"Although I get the sense she's not really at ease with herself"

hahahaha

coming from you, LOL

10/15/2007 9:48:12 PM

for some reason, this thread seems to creep out guys more than girls

^^
yes


[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 12:33 AM. Reason : /]

10/16/2007 12:28:20 AM

3rd cousins or further go for it...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/CousinTree.svg

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 12:45 AM. Reason : might as well max the creep...]

10/16/2007 12:44:44 AM