joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
i havent looked all the way back, but this best i can recall:
"pot-smoking hippie chick tits ... (semi NSFW)" -- /message_topic.aspx?topic=490764
Views: 2520 / Posts : 39 ... VTPR = 64.6
[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:33 PM. Reason : ] 10/21/2007 8:32:22 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i think the nude elkbabies thread was at about 72 or so 10/21/2007 8:33:04 PM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
try to FORMAT please.
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title -- link VTPR ratio.
[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:39 PM. Reason : ] 10/21/2007 8:36:31 PM
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simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
is there a way to see the views w/o finding it on the topic list? 10/21/2007 8:37:29 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
that shits over 90 days old negro 10/21/2007 8:37:44 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
/message_topic.aspx?topic=491937
1932 10/21/2007 8:38:33 PM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "is there a way to see the views w/o finding it on the topic list?" |
it has to be one of YOUR threads, so you can see it in ![](http://thewolfweb.com/images/mytopics.gif)
(unless you "My Topic"'d someone elses thread)
[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:42 PM. Reason : ] 10/21/2007 8:40:45 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Come again? 10/21/2007 8:41:44 PM
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simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
oh right. i don't mytopic my threads... so that's why i didn't realize this painfully obvious source =[ 10/21/2007 8:41:52 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i don't mytopic my threads" |
Does anyone? 10/21/2007 8:43:02 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
my boobs thread
views: 116879 posts: 571
I only checked that and my bondage, thread, though. Unless someone's been skewing, those are the two most likely candidates.
That's a higher view:post ratio than the monorail cat thread. Good to know my thread is being put to good use ![](images/beatup.gif) 10/21/2007 8:43:03 PM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
the threads i create are automatically "My Topic"'d ... i thought that was a default setting... 10/21/2007 8:43:26 PM
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simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ joe_schmoe, apparently.
[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:44 PM. Reason : ^ it is, but i unclick it. they're all destined to die anyway.] 10/21/2007 8:43:48 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
When I first got on TWW, search wasn't working, so threads I liked, I'd add to my topics.
It's a habit I still have. 10/21/2007 8:46:37 PM
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simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
zooey deschanel /message_topic.aspx?topic=488356
views: 193 posts: 3
vtpr = 64.33 10/21/2007 8:48:43 PM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
okay...
1932 -- Diamond Ace's "Scarlett Johannsen" ... 204 -- Ambrosia's "boobs" ... 65 -- Joe Schmoe's "hippie chick" 64 -- Simonn's "zooey"
damn i just got stuffed and we havent got halfway through page 1 ![](images/beatup.gif)
[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:55 PM. Reason : ] 10/21/2007 8:48:56 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
elkbabies is at 75 10/21/2007 8:49:50 PM
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simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
i don't think many people will beat the scarlett johansson thread. 10/21/2007 8:50:43 PM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
i think Scarlett Johannsen should be disqualified, since it was obviously a bait thread that in no way shape or form delivered. 10/21/2007 8:53:09 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
And because he also baited folks into skewing the ratio 10/21/2007 8:54:37 PM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
yes. purely pandered to the ratio.
as thread creator, i declare "Scarlett Johannsen Frees Dem Tittys" to be ** DISQUALIFIED **.
Ambrosia is the current front-runner.
[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 8:58 PM. Reason : ] 10/21/2007 8:56:50 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "since it was obviously a bait thread that in no way shape or form delivered" |
"pot-smoking hippie chick tits ... (semi NSFW)" (your thread)
Quote : | "And because he also baited folks into skewing the ratio" |
Show me the post where I did that!
Quote : | "yes. purely pandered to the ratio.
as thread creator, i declare "Scarlett Johannsen Frees Dem Tittys" to be ** DISQUALIFIED **.
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You're clearly just aiding the stupidity here.
[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 9:07 PM. Reason : .] 10/21/2007 9:07:10 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "This is only a hit count test." |
10/21/2007 9:07:54 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
How is that me baiting people?
I was just being honest. 10/21/2007 9:08:51 PM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Diamond Ace : How is that me baiting people? I was just being honest." |
My thread completely delivered. (although Bridget took exception that the chick may have not been a "real" hippy.)
but not only did your thread NOT deliver anything REMOTELY related to the title, it specifically delivered a "post count test"
sorry. that just doesnt cut it. Even the Nude Elkbabies thread, at least delivers ... well, "nude elk babies" -- /message_topic.aspx?topic=431246
Tell you what -- ill give you honorable mention as Best Bait-and-Switch Spoof Purely Designed to Generate Hits
[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 9:26 PM. Reason : ] 10/21/2007 9:15:28 PM
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Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
Study Hall Less than an hour after... 1 326 5/13/2006 by phongstar 326/1 = 326
Quote : | "I get my degree in philosophy today, I get a letter in the mail that starts with "Dear Borrower"
But I have many large meals & gatherings left ahead of me today before I'll do any reading!" |
My most highly viewed threads are (including only those that broke the 5000 + view mark of my threads that still remain):
Study Hall Fall Semester Grades! (Page 2 3 4) 182 6403 12/20/2005 by Lelacake
The Soap Box Polytheism (Page 2) 98 6408
The Soap Box Edwards for President (Page 2 3 ... 13 14) 657 8251
In addition to being a winner on views that last one there is my only thread remaining to break the 500+ post mark in my topics.
I might have more success in this arena if I left the soap box and study more often.] 10/21/2007 9:24:13 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Best Bait-and-Switch Spoof Purely Designed to Generate Hits
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Quote : | "but not only did your thread NOT deliver anything REMOTELY related to the title" |
The real greatness of my thread wasn't about how many views per post it got(way more than any of these )....but how genuinely angry people were with me. ![](images/wink.gif) 10/21/2007 9:24:29 PM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
i admit it was amusing. nice work. i think you have the honorable mention prize wrapped up.
im going to have to insist that all other entries at least nominally deliver what the title suggests 10/21/2007 9:28:36 PM
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Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
On this site my best thread was a copy from tdub http://www.campusblender.com/message_mytopics.aspx
Lets see YOUR beautiful face(Page 2 3 ... 20 21) Supplanter 1017 15454 10/21/2007 9:28:58 PM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Supplanter, whats your highest Ratio?
for instance, your John Edwards thread only has a View-To-Post Ratio of about 10.
we can make distinctions for each Forum since obviously a TSB thread on polytheism is going to have a lower "VTPR" than an NSFW thread in chit chat 10/21/2007 9:32:46 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Your thread will fail without me in first place. The people demand it. 10/21/2007 9:34:44 PM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
LOL.
if you get enough people in here demanding it... I might reconsider.
... but it's a very slim "might"
[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 9:47 PM. Reason : you better start working them phones.] 10/21/2007 9:42:57 PM
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Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
fucking dorks 10/21/2007 9:49:01 PM
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dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
Sex on a Crane Views: 298 posts: 4
74.5
![](images/beatup.gif) 10/21/2007 9:50:22 PM
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SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
Webshots Whore ahahahhahaha (NSFW) 1432 212756
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=347688 10/21/2007 9:52:51 PM
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Norrin Radd All American 1356 Posts user info edit post |
Trash Bin - FREE NUDE PICS (NSFW) - 19 replies - 2045 views - 4/27/2006 by quagmire02 still in my "add to topics" but you can't open the page Flick ftw
FREE NUDE PICS (NSFW) http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=404561 107.63 ratio 10/21/2007 9:54:45 PM
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SipnOnSyzurp All American 8923 Posts user info edit post |
1611 ratio 10/21/2007 9:55:30 PM
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LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
message_topic.aspx?topic=475156
39077/572 = 68.316 10/21/2007 9:56:17 PM
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ParksNrec All American 8742 Posts user info edit post |
/message_topic.aspx?topic=466318
313199/35 = 8948.54286
I think I win.
[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 10:00 PM. Reason : ] 10/21/2007 9:59:58 PM
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Norrin Radd All American 1356 Posts user info edit post |
^from that thread
Quote : | "there's something dreadfully wrong here. that many views in less than two days?
http://www.thewolfweb.com/stats.aspx
thats more than 25% of the total traffic for the last two days.
shenanigans
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shenanigans 10/21/2007 11:18:41 PM
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The Dude All American 6502 Posts user info edit post |
155
155 views 1 reply
there was like 5 Tony Romo threads so I made another
http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=454124 10/21/2007 11:32:56 PM
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
^... we should have some minimum number of replies before a ratio is meaningful. otherwise, ive got one that is 208 views / 1 reply ... a worthless thread and certainly not on par with anything ambrosia has done
besides that, here's one no one can beat: /message_topic.aspx?topic=462043 213 views / 0 replies = +∞
^^^ and yeah,
[Edited on October 22, 2007 at 12:21 AM. Reason : ] 10/22/2007 12:18:02 AM
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