I think I need to get a kilt.

In my own tartan, no less. But be fucked if I know what it is. Know where to find out?

10/23/2007 10:07:13 PM

You post entirely too often.

10/23/2007 10:07:52 PM

BRILLIANT, i'll get one too

we can start a band

10/23/2007 10:07:52 PM

kiltstore.

dur.

10/23/2007 10:08:33 PM

http://www.utilikilts.com/index.php

10/23/2007 10:10:31 PM

Quote :

"You post entirely too often."

I think you need to shut up and go back to picking the dingleberries out of my asshairs.

^My pal Tripp has a Utilikilt. They ain't cheap.

[Edited on October 23, 2007 at 10:12 PM. Reason : Utilikilt]

10/23/2007 10:11:43 PM

Your theme music for this endeavor is provided by Big Country.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Si4oGXB79E

10/23/2007 11:23:05 PM

nah you don't want a utilikilt... unless you're planning on wearing it to do handywork.

10/23/2007 11:25:12 PM

no matter where you get it, it is going to be expensive

it takes 9 yards to make a kilt

10/23/2007 11:31:23 PM

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

10/23/2007 11:32:31 PM

i want one from where my fam is from way back, but shits expensive

10/23/2007 11:33:34 PM

so dan, are you going to wear the kilt the right way?

10/23/2007 11:35:04 PM

now i'm FREEE

FREE BALLIN

10/23/2007 11:36:24 PM

dirty dan will freeball anything, hell probably wear the slit in the front

10/23/2007 11:40:10 PM

Don't put it past me...

10/23/2007 11:42:29 PM

And not one kilt in this thread--I'm on it, though. This is how you rock the kilt.

10/24/2007 4:15:35 AM