then you stand without a crutch"

stay off my god damn sidewalk atheist

10/25/2007 10:40:30 AM

which sidewalk is yours?

I'll avoid it

you wacky jesus freak

10/25/2007 10:41:19 AM

i'm perfectly healthy, i don't need a crutch

10/25/2007 10:41:27 AM

NOT MY LAND, REDMAN!!!!

10/25/2007 10:41:57 AM

which sidewalk is yours?

I'll avoid it

you wacky jesus freak

10/25/2007 10:56:28 AM

Quote :

"All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer! [Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Homer: By the way, guys: rhyming "Homer" with "homer"? [kisses fingers]"

10/25/2007 11:28:53 AM

Quote :

"stay off my god d*** sidewalk atheist"

pretty sure you missed the boat too...

10/25/2007 11:47:41 AM

but if you have a crutch you get to park in handicapped spaces

10/25/2007 11:49:14 AM

^^ haha, yeah. I saw that. What was that? Somebodys name in vain? I don't remember.

10/25/2007 11:51:37 AM

Haha, my roommates dad wanted him to get a haircut. He was like, "you look like goddamn Jesus boy."

10/25/2007 1:04:25 PM

You are supposed to love us unconditionally. You are supposed to offer us your sidewalk to walk on, and you do so in the name of love.

Don't you read your own textbook?

10/25/2007 2:31:57 PM

which sidewalk is yours?

I'll avoid it

you wacky jesus freak

10/25/2007 2:33:55 PM

I believe "goddamn" is officially one word.

/stupid thread

10/25/2007 4:51:09 PM

which sidewalk is yours?

I'll avoid it

you wacky jesus freak

10/25/2007 4:59:06 PM

which sidewalk is yours?

I'll avoid it

you wacky jesus freak

10/25/2007 5:15:49 PM

All wicked men’s pains and contrivance they use to escape hell, while they
continue to reject Christ, and so remain wicked men, don’t secure ‘em from hell one
moment. Almost every natural man that hears of hell, flatters himself that he shall escape
it; he depends upon himself for his own security; he flatters himself in what he has done,
in what he is now doing, or what he intends to do; everyone lays out matters in his own
mind how he shall avoid damnation, and flatters himself that he contrives well for himself,
and that his schemes won’t fail. They hear indeed that there are but few saved, and that
the bigger part of men that have died heretofore are gone to hell; but each one imagines
that he lays out matters better for his own escape than others have done: he don’t intend
to come to that place of torment; he says within himself, that he intends to take care that
shall be effectual, and to order matters so for himself as not to fail.

But the foolish children of men do miserably delude themselves in their own
schemes, and in their confidence in their own strength and wisdom; they trust to nothing
but a shadow. The bigger part of those that heretofore have lived under the same means
of grace, and are now dead, are undoubtedly gone to hell: and it was not because they
were not as wise as those that are now alive: it was not because they did not lay out
matters as well for themselves to secure their own escape. If it were so, that we could
come to speak with them, and could inquire of them, one by one, whether they expected
when alive, and when they used to hear about hell, ever to be the subjects of that misery,
we doubtless should hear one and another reply, “No, I never intended to come here; I
had laid out matters otherwise in my mind; I thought I should contrive well for myself; I
thought my scheme good; I intended to take effectual care; but it came upon me
unexpected; I did not look for it at that time, and in that manner; it came as a thief; death
outwitted me; God’s wrath was too quick for me. O my cursed foolishness! I was
flattering myself, and pleasing myself with vain dreams of what I would do hereafter, and
when I was saying peace and safety, then sudden destruction came upon me.”

[Edited on October 25, 2007 at 5:34 PM. Reason : &c]

10/25/2007 5:33:11 PM

[Edited on October 25, 2007 at 5:38 PM. Reason : .]

10/25/2007 5:37:46 PM

10/25/2007 6:01:18 PM

hippies fall easily to threats because they are faggots who will sell all they hold valuable for around half an ounce of public sympathy

10/25/2007 6:33:22 PM