FUCK A GOD DAMNED PARKING TICKET....


I mean, what if you don't pay it? Do they send you to jail? I'm a pretty good driver, but I parked right there on (I know, i know, story- but if you go to state, you'll understand) fucking...um...chamberlain- you know, behind bruegger's? almost to clark? And there's a driveway- but it has a HUGE like, ummm...baracade on it. It looks like this:



so I parked with maybe 1 foot of my car infront of it- NOT EVEN BLOCKING IT...

motherfucker was writing me a ticket when i was walkin' out.


AND THAT SHIT SUCKS TOO- cos then you have to actually TALK to the man who's fucking you in the ass- WHILE he's doing it. I'm a friendly person, i know he's trying to pay his bills...but dude, if you see me- atleast try to hurry up. I said "Is there any way you can NOT give me a ticket?" He said "no ma'am...this here's a druv-way" (that's how he spoke.) I said "well, I know you've got bills coming in...you're just doing your job" He said "that's what the credit collectors prefer"


..........weird?

Does this story make you feel like a communist? I mean, I'm pretty much paying off dude's credit card bills so he can get a fucking bedroom suite from rooms to go.

10/27/2007 2:55:09 PM

no way am i reading all of that.

10/27/2007 2:55:57 PM

You are a retard.

10/27/2007 2:56:35 PM

Threads like this one are the reason I hate people.

10/27/2007 2:57:34 PM

10/27/2007 2:57:35 PM

im pretty sure he doesnt get paid per ticket wrote

10/27/2007 2:58:25 PM

i'm not ready that

they start charging you interest if you dont pay for long enough

it is possible for your license to be revoked because of parking tickets

shut the hell up and pay the thing

10/27/2007 2:59:45 PM

^^ yeah, but his unnecessary job is

10/27/2007 3:00:10 PM

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"You are a retard."

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"Threads like this one are the reason I hate people."

10/27/2007 3:03:15 PM

You realize it's just $12


That's not even close to assrapage

I don't take chances on parking unless I'm willing to pay the ticket. Didn't realize you thought barricades, no parking, and all that stuff is a gamble you think you can come out ahead with

10/27/2007 3:03:52 PM

$35.


and you guys bitch about having small dicks, why the hell can't I bitch about a parking ticket?

10/27/2007 3:05:16 PM

Because you very clearly broke a parking law.

You're not even supposed to park near driveways, let alone in front of one.

10/27/2007 3:07:03 PM

$35?

Still not assrapage

^willingly, too

[Edited on October 27, 2007 at 3:08 PM. Reason : lkjs]

10/27/2007 3:07:46 PM

sorry, ambrosia, didn't know you were such a baller.




i guess it isn't that bad...but i can be spiteful. character flaw.

10/27/2007 3:09:29 PM

i got a ticket for $12 parking on Kilgore off Brooks.


even that made me mad.

10/27/2007 3:10:05 PM

I'm hardly a baller. I'm almost certain you pull in more money than I do, and have more disposable income.


I just don't take chances with incurring charges I can't/don't want to afford

10/27/2007 3:10:32 PM

you're actually completely right. not paying this ticket would cause imminent financial burden.





but listen, it still sucks.



Also- I'd like to take a moment to invite everyone reading this to The Depot tonight. Wear your costume.

10/27/2007 3:13:52 PM

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"cos then you have to actually TALK to the man who's fucking you in the ass- WHILE he's doing it."

but i thought you liked it when i talk dirty

10/27/2007 3:26:05 PM

you're right, that sentence was a bit crude.

10/27/2007 3:27:58 PM

so we're cool with talking during anal or ?

10/27/2007 3:31:27 PM

that's another reason this site is fucked up-

i can't believe you just said that to a complete stranger. You don't know me, nukka.

10/27/2007 3:35:34 PM

bahahahha

precisely why it was said... i don't know you... i don't care how you take it.

especially since i'm still pretty creeped out by anal in general.
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[Edited on October 27, 2007 at 3:38 PM. Reason : .]

10/27/2007 3:37:19 PM

girllll u must be a parking ticket b/c you got fine written all over you

10/27/2007 3:38:49 PM

^ damn!

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"that's another reason this site is fucked up- i can't believe you just said that to a complete stranger. You don't know me, nukka."

FTW!!!!

10/27/2007 4:08:45 PM

So wait, what? You got a ticket for parking to close to a saw horse (I think that's what they're called)? I don't know all of the details behind this drama, so I can't pass judgment on you. Maybe you genuinely deserved it, maybe not.

And $12 for a parking ticket isn't shit. Tickets are definitely annoying, but be grateful you didn't get slapped with more.

10/27/2007 4:24:47 PM

"When I touch my body, I discover what I have. I have a vagina, because I am a girl. Vagina is not only for peeing. When I touch it, I feel a pleasant tingle."

10/27/2007 4:32:08 PM

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"Vagina is not only for peeing."

10/27/2007 4:35:15 PM

I guess it means peeing blood (monthly).

10/27/2007 5:08:59 PM

a ten minute hand job and this woulda never happened--jeez girls aren't even willing to get their hands dirty these days...

10/27/2007 11:01:11 PM

One time I was running late for class and did something similar. I was not blocking the driveway at all. Ticket lady was writing a ticket for a car two up from me and she yells out as I'm getting out of my car, "If you stay there, I'll have to write you a ticket for being too close to that driveway."



I ended up being late for class reparking but at least I didn't get a ticket.

10/27/2007 11:04:32 PM

the ordinance reads "within 15 feet" iirc

10/27/2007 11:09:18 PM

you don't pee out of your vagina

10/27/2007 11:10:16 PM

neither do you

10/27/2007 11:13:40 PM

ha, that wasn't directed towards you FykalJpn.

10/27/2007 11:15:34 PM

y'all have been had

horses can't drive!

10/27/2007 11:21:32 PM

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"DJ Lauren, you are not funny. Sorry. Random thoughts aren't funny unless you actually have a sence of humor. Good try though."

10/27/2007 11:24:39 PM

law breaker.

10/28/2007 8:57:49 AM

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" Does this story make you feel like a communist? I mean, I'm pretty much paying off dude's credit card bills so he can get a fucking bedroom suite from rooms to go."

I laughed.

A+

10/28/2007 9:23:03 AM

dbl post

[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 9:24 AM. Reason : .]

10/28/2007 9:24:44 AM

I had a guy write me a ticket when I still had 20 minutes left on my meter. I found that guy and did nothing. But I took it up to some office downtown and got that shit dropped.

10/28/2007 9:26:42 AM

no surprise here

10/28/2007 12:48:17 PM

what if you drive off when they're still writing the ticket? i see that advice on here a lot

10/28/2007 12:59:43 PM

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"I mean, what if you don't pay it? Do they send you to jail?"

Yes. Yes they do.

10/28/2007 1:18:09 PM

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"not paying this ticket would cause imminent financial burden. "

Nice...

10/28/2007 5:17:59 PM

i got charged 12 bucks for parking the wrong direction

10/28/2007 5:22:45 PM

earlier this year i got a ticket for being close to a drive way, and i was maybe 10" away from it. I casually skated back to the guy who was still on the block, and he was like, dont sweat it bro and took it from me and torn it up. He told me his name was 'copper' or something, ever since then I always parked on that street and gave him a friendly wave when i saw him.

parking illegally and 2 hour with handful of tickets $ <<<<<< paying for a parking permit

10/28/2007 6:14:22 PM