you'd be out of a job.

10/31/2007 11:58:54 PM

what about backrubs, rubbing feet, killing bugs and fixing breakfast?

that's what really counts

11/1/2007 12:08:36 AM

None of that shit counts if the girl is on the fast train to crazy town

[/bitter]

11/1/2007 12:09:25 AM

I occassionally need assistance opening jars.

11/1/2007 12:09:40 AM

Opening jars is a great skill, there's a certain finesse to the whole operation

[Edited on November 1, 2007 at 12:11 AM. Reason : jars]

11/1/2007 12:11:21 AM

and that is why men >> dildoes

11/1/2007 12:12:49 AM

I bet I could fashion a dildo that could open a jar.

11/1/2007 12:20:43 AM

it still wouldn't cook, play video games with me, kill bugs and things like that

11/1/2007 12:34:42 AM

this reminds me, i need batteries

11/1/2007 12:35:37 AM

ABORT

11/1/2007 12:36:17 AM

well you ladies are just lucky that the slimy, slippery goodness of a vagina is too exquisite to be captured in a machine

else you'd all be out of a job

11/1/2007 12:41:25 AM

lol

11/1/2007 12:44:45 AM

Quote :

"None of that shit counts if the girls is on are always on the fast train to crazy town"

fixed that for you.

11/1/2007 3:52:11 AM

the slimy, slippery goodness of a vagina is too exquisite to be captured in a machine

11/1/2007 6:47:44 AM