http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml

11/1/2007 8:05:50 AM

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" "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." "

What is this shit?

11/1/2007 8:06:44 AM

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"was discovered in his room"

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"They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply"

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"Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register"

Huh? Put on the sex offenders' list for doing something in a private hotel room? I mean, fuckin' a bike is weird, but I don't think it's the same caliber as molesting someone.

11/1/2007 9:34:08 AM

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"He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however. Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993."

Dude was humping the sidewalk/road?

11/1/2007 9:46:58 AM

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"Huh? Put on the sex offenders' list for doing something in a private hotel room? I mean, fuckin' a bike is weird, but I don't think it's the same caliber as molesting someone."

seems a bit harsh alright

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"Dude was humping the sidewalk/road?"

yup, pavement = sidewalk

11/1/2007 11:22:34 AM

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"She said: "They [hotel cleaners] knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. "

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"Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police. Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month."

fuckin mexicans

11/1/2007 11:31:06 AM

there's a video out there where a chick rigged up a dildo on a chain/sprocket on the bike, so as she pedaled she got off.

11/1/2007 11:39:57 AM

post link to vid or ban

11/1/2007 1:04:19 PM

it's on youporn....


http://www.youporn.com/watch/81496

I think that's it. I had to block images/videos here at work so I don't know if that's the one or not.

[Edited on November 1, 2007 at 1:13 PM. Reason : ]

11/1/2007 1:13:11 PM

This seems criminally harsh. Why the fuck was he put on a sex offender's list. I'm pretty sure inanimate objects can't give consent...so who was he offending exactly?

11/1/2007 1:21:54 PM