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inbox needs to be green also




*thanks pilgrims hoes*

11/2/2007 2:47:06 PM

[insert obvious your mom joke here]

11/2/2007 2:49:14 PM

sounds like we're mom swapping then

11/2/2007 2:49:43 PM

oh no you didnt

11/2/2007 2:50:34 PM

oh snap

11/2/2007 2:51:51 PM

hmmmmmmmmm

11/2/2007 2:59:23 PM

me and your girl gotta hot date saturday night. . things might go well.

11/2/2007 3:12:38 PM

i''ve been having strange dreams about sleeping with beardawg's mom.

11/2/2007 3:13:36 PM

Going to Wendell

11/2/2007 3:14:18 PM

Quote :

"i''ve been having strange dreams about sleeping with beardawg's mom."

glad to see i'm not the only one
3some?

11/2/2007 3:15:28 PM

I gotta hot date with Rosie Palms

11/2/2007 3:16:08 PM

11/2/2007 3:18:02 PM

doing golf in my neighborhood - houses are hosting "holes" where they provide a drink or 2 to everyone - each house has a different drink - we're hole 4 - pretty excited about it

basically a pub crawl in our neighborhood - should last all night - we're doing sangria

11/2/2007 3:27:23 PM

you missed the point

11/2/2007 3:28:15 PM

by this time tomm. i'll be in grand rapids, michigan

11/2/2007 3:42:29 PM

poopface

11/2/2007 3:55:01 PM

just found out my work has a deal with a really nice golf course here, 4 people, no greens fees, saves about $70 a person... might try to head out tomorrow morning

11/2/2007 3:55:55 PM

sweet

11/2/2007 3:56:02 PM

jaybee is a golf course fucker

11/2/2007 4:12:21 PM

he's gonna be humping hole #9

11/2/2007 4:13:13 PM

i'm not doing anybody.

volunteers? i'll be gentle , unless you like it rough

11/2/2007 4:14:36 PM

^^ I prefer the 2 hole

11/2/2007 4:17:43 PM

lol

11/2/2007 4:19:43 PM

shopping for houses and bowling fundraiser for the united way

dinner & movie tonight

11/2/2007 6:13:36 PM

nom nom nom

11/9/2007 2:08:21 PM

11/9/2007 2:09:44 PM

i need to do someone.

11/9/2007 2:10:31 PM

ive got an offer for a "sleep over" tonight at this girls parents place

but im really good friends with her parents, and that'd just be too weird

11/9/2007 2:14:59 PM

The usual.

11/9/2007 2:16:03 PM

not sure yet!

11/16/2007 2:36:54 PM

I sleep with Jesus.

11/16/2007 2:38:03 PM

??

dunno, really

11/16/2007 10:15:36 PM

not a god damn thing.

11/16/2007 10:15:52 PM

A bunch of nothing. I might straighten up the house a bit and get stuff in the nursery straight, but mostly I am just going to sleeeeeep.

11/16/2007 10:18:13 PM

11/16/2007 10:18:58 PM

Har har. I'm not going to be doing anyone until I can get this kid evicted.

11/16/2007 10:20:45 PM

aha, funny way of putting that, also i think she has someone that has a permanent parking place there

11/16/2007 10:22:03 PM

fuck i guess i'm just stayin at home tonight.

just means i'll have to party that much more tomorrow night.

11/16/2007 10:49:25 PM

working all day tomorrow then going to the game sunday....so I guess nobody. oh wait, I think I know somebody. lemme make a quick call....

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 11:46 PM. Reason : ]

11/16/2007 11:39:45 PM

No one this weekend.

11/16/2007 11:42:55 PM

not a soul. aunt flow is in town

11/16/2007 11:43:26 PM

^

11/16/2007 11:46:13 PM

Your a single guy. Your friend is a married guy who is able to go out Friday night. What you don't know is that he will proceed to reveal that his wife is sending him harassing text messages about him going out, and then spend 80% of the night talking to his mother and mother-in-law about his problems, all the while returning to gripe about the situation. Then he basically gives in to his wife's demand that he find someplace else to stay for the entire weekend and asks you if you can drive him an hour to his cousin's place so he has somewhere to lay low seeing as how his wife drives their car. The entire ride he drunkenly slurs about his "pain and confusion" and keeps asking you why you're so quiet tonight.

Would you ever talk to this guy again?

11/16/2007 11:51:11 PM

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 11:57 PM. Reason : .]

11/16/2007 11:51:24 PM

i think half of the people posting in this thread did not understand the title.

11/16/2007 11:54:22 PM

I DO WHAT I WANT

11/16/2007 11:55:01 PM

hey everyone, what's simonn doing this weekend?

CORRECTIN THREADS

11/17/2007 12:00:12 AM

11/30/2007 2:47:20 PM

i will probably not be having sex this weekend, but good god i need some.

anyone up for a rendezvous in greensboro or anything? Jen?

11/30/2007 2:48:25 PM

we'll try to find you some strange down in Orlando or Freakville next weekend

[Edited on November 30, 2007 at 2:53 PM. Reason : sdfg]

11/30/2007 2:52:55 PM