I pushed her into the bedroom, tackled her onto the bed, pulled off her pants, and then licked her vajayjay. She was very surprised. Then her phone rang, and she picked it up and started talking to her friend Rachael.

True story

11/3/2007 2:55:29 PM

I don't want...your life

11/3/2007 2:56:06 PM

liar

11/3/2007 2:56:58 PM

lulz

11/3/2007 2:57:24 PM

She didn't get off the phone for a while

I guess I wasn't doing a very good job

11/3/2007 3:07:50 PM

She didn't get off the phone for a while

there, fixed it for you

[Edited on November 3, 2007 at 3:10 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on November 3, 2007 at 3:13 PM. Reason : ..]

11/3/2007 3:09:47 PM

ZING!

11/3/2007 3:10:55 PM

happens to the best of us man

11/3/2007 3:16:53 PM

11/3/2007 3:17:41 PM

well, I heard her say "OK OK OK, I have to go! I'm in a compromising situation right now" after about 2 minutes.


Then when she hung up, I got up, and said "I'm to go take a nap".


then she said "no no....no no....you're not done here". Then she sat on my face.

11/3/2007 3:17:55 PM

11/3/2007 3:18:52 PM

this is all a cover up

11/3/2007 3:25:51 PM

^ what's up you bitch, haven't seen you around in a loooooooong time

11/3/2007 3:26:41 PM