superman that ho

so rumor has it that urbandictionary had a crazy definition for superman. so i looked it up:

Quote :

"Superman When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!! "Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman""

its almost like the "biggs maneuver" - except with a cape

this guy cant be talking about that can he? hahaha. and yes im sure its old, cause i heard about it on the g105 website. eat balls

11/9/2007 10:17:52 AM

dude

[old]

11/9/2007 10:20:23 AM

even my parents asked me about this,

weeks ago

11/9/2007 10:20:30 AM

lol - i learned that about a week ago - i i told this chick at work and she hasn't looked at me the same way since

11/9/2007 10:21:09 AM

boomp3.com

11/9/2007 10:22:29 AM

I told my dad and he laughed and was like "Back in my day, we called that the postage stamp"

11/9/2007 10:23:55 AM

^now that's a kickass father

11/9/2007 10:24:55 AM

11/9/2007 10:25:41 AM

ha, there was also a definition about smoking a blunt and just inhaling the whole thing at the end. i dont think thats how you superman that ho either, but its more likely than cumming on someones back and sticking the sheet to it. thats pretty funny to think about, and its not gross like the dirty sanchez and etc.

but dont you think the guy is really talking about the actual dance he does where he leans out like superman. OR IS HE THE WORLD SPLATTERBACK CHAMPION

dont know how i heard about this last. i must not have read enough threads lately

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 10:30 AM. Reason : ^imageshack doesnt like to hotlink it appears - and it says to THIS DOMAIN. they hate tww!]

11/9/2007 10:29:01 AM

he's talking about busting nuts on backs

he SAYS superman that ho!

11/9/2007 10:38:47 AM

sawahash posted it in the thinking thread last week after i told her i didnt know what it means


honestly i wish i still didnt know what it means cause its fucking gay and repugnant...if someone irl asks me what it means i'm gonna tell them i dont know

11/9/2007 10:40:15 AM

whats so "gay" about cumming on a female? nothing, queer

11/9/2007 10:41:57 AM

skeet! skeet! skeet!

11/9/2007 10:42:55 AM

trolltwista

11/9/2007 10:47:13 AM

It would only be gay if you were supermanning some chick and some guy dove in and intercepted the load in mid air

11/9/2007 10:50:50 AM

drunkandhomo

"oh its so gay to ejaculate on a female, what could be more gay than that"

11/9/2007 10:51:40 AM

lol

treetwista is one of those people that takes the word gay LITERALLY

11/9/2007 10:52:03 AM

Oh, he takes the gay alright.

11/9/2007 10:55:22 AM

i don't take it literally if you're like "hey did you play Halo 3" "nah its gay"

but if you're talking about nutting on a female...i'm gonna take it literally, fag

11/9/2007 10:56:21 AM

are you a wigger or something?

11/9/2007 10:57:07 AM

nah i dont have the shaved on the sides rough top wigger haircut like you

11/9/2007 10:59:03 AM

lol wtf?

11/9/2007 10:59:20 AM

DEAR TERPBALL

CAN YOU PROVIDE ANY OTHER CONTEXT CLUES FROM THE SONG BESIDES THE WORD 'HO' TO SHOW THAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT EJACULATION ON THE POSTERIOR SURFACE OF A FEMALE

11/9/2007 11:01:17 AM

Superman would be appalled.

11/9/2007 11:11:13 AM

Jackleg - it's a dance song - the whole song is dance instructions.

He got Superman dat hoe from the real meaning of superman, cause he's a perverted little hood rat

11/9/2007 11:12:20 AM

This shit is on Ellen.

11/20/2007 3:52:03 PM

~

11/20/2007 3:52:30 PM

The tv was just on.

Ok!

11/20/2007 3:54:25 PM

Ellen was talking about the phrase "superman that ho"? LOL, what'd she say?

11/20/2007 3:58:05 PM

lol

watch me "crank dat souljah boy" and "superman dat hoe"

11/20/2007 3:58:24 PM

What about the "supersoak dat ho" part, obviously he's talking about blasting some liqiud, no?

11/20/2007 4:02:44 PM

I wasn't really watching.

But she did the dance with them.

11/20/2007 4:04:16 PM

hahhaaa crank dat soujah boy. omg

11/20/2007 4:05:14 PM

Quote :

"DEAR TERPBALL CAN YOU PROVIDE ANY OTHER CONTEXT CLUES FROM THE SONG BESIDES THE WORD 'HO' TO SHOW THAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT EJACULATION ON THE POSTERIOR SURFACE OF A FEMALE "

yeah, that's it - cranking the souljah boy

11/20/2007 4:07:44 PM

just never thought about THAT

i thought that was his name, and youd crank up his music

then do the dance and fly like superman

NOT ... A HOOD RAT!

11/20/2007 4:09:12 PM

i got really crunk during a work trip and told everyone including my bosses that i was gonna superman some 14 year old hoes i saw downstairs.

made for some interesting chatter the next day.

11/20/2007 4:13:47 PM

you got really crunk?

11/20/2007 4:15:25 PM

This kinda cracked me up.

11/20/2007 6:57:23 PM

yeah but wouldn't you rather spiderman dat ho?

[Edited on November 20, 2007 at 7:03 PM. Reason : you know when you skeet skeet in your hand then throw it in her face yelling "go web go"]

11/20/2007 6:58:23 PM

11/20/2007 9:02:57 PM

4/18/2013 7:52:14 PM

This is the best thread you could find to post that in? scroll down further next time you use the search button

4/18/2013 7:58:44 PM

cool, thanks for the tip.

4/18/2013 8:05:41 PM

How do you superwoman a ho? Or would you superwoman a dude?

4/18/2013 8:07:39 PM

na, that sounds stupid

[Edited on April 18, 2013 at 8:08 PM. Reason : that sounds stupid]

4/18/2013 8:07:59 PM

like this ....



[Edited on April 18, 2013 at 8:12 PM. Reason : .]

4/18/2013 8:08:51 PM

this also meets the criteria...

4/18/2013 8:16:11 PM

calling women hoes is totally the way to get them sexually excited :3

4/18/2013 8:22:23 PM