EMCE balls deep 89861 Posts user info edit post |
my status name is Veteran + some.
Not really. I have an appointment with a colleague at 1PM to sort some stuff out. And I have some other self-imposed busy work to do today.....
Anyway, this colleague of mine is quite the bore. So I thought I would liven up the experience by getting fucked up before hand.
So, does anyone want to come over and do some jenkem with me? I realize I could get into legal trouble by offering asshash to people.....but it'll be really fun.
p.s., this batch of jenkem was make with 100% pinto, and milk. I used baby laxative to work this shit through my system too.] 11/12/2007 8:59:01 AM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
and it's Baha'u'llah's birthday--religious holidays trump secular ones 11/12/2007 9:00:58 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
Even I don't know what jenkem is. But if you want to get legally fucked up just eat like 300 morning glory seeds. It's actually a very pleasant feeling. 11/12/2007 9:01:06 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89861 Posts user info edit post |
who doesn't know what jenkem is? that shit is off the hook!
it's a little bit unpleasant at first, BUT THEN YOU GET FUUUUUCKED UP! 11/12/2007 9:02:55 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
11/12/2007 9:03:22 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89861 Posts user info edit post |
I ate oranges too
just sayin'..... 11/12/2007 9:05:36 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
the thought of fermented shit ruminating through my mouth for weeks is rather offputting 11/12/2007 9:09:17 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
Eww. Wikipedia FTW. 11/12/2007 9:09:47 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89861 Posts user info edit post |
no takers? 11/12/2007 9:22:32 AM |
El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "who doesn't know what jenkem is? that shit is off the hook!" |
Pun Intended!11/12/2007 9:24:41 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89861 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, it was intended it was also a terrible joke
I'll stop now. I'll stop...
ahaha, you all should probably suspend me. This is getting out of hand 11/12/2007 9:25:58 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
your mother is out of hand 11/12/2007 9:29:35 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89861 Posts user info edit post |
Listen..... Mr. Shoes, listen.....
I'll cut you. Deeply.
I'm ain't in school, boy. Don't test me. 11/12/2007 9:31:19 AM |
BoondockSt All American 2354 Posts user info edit post |
being at a private grad school that doesnt recognize any holidays like that = 11/12/2007 9:31:48 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89861 Posts user info edit post |
that's the second or third time I've seen you say that. Are you trying to brag about being in a private school or something? Do you think you're better than the rest of us?
Meh, I don't go to school anymore (AHA!!! I have no more course work left. I just have to have my thesis approved). I'm old. But I am very concerned about your situation. What school do you go to?]
11/12/2007 9:34:13 AM |