lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
look what i ran into
Quote : | " To: U.S. Congress
We, the undersigned, are petitioning to make a federal law forbidding 'elderly people' from driving in the HOV (aka, the carpool lane), the 'fast lane' (if no HOV lane exists), or the ‘left most’ lane (if no HOV or fast lane exists in a given State).
For the purposes of this petition, 'elderly people' is defined as any one of the following:
a) Members of AARP b) Having a handicap license plate/or permit (this would also include those people that are not old, but just disabled, but they get to park in the best spots, so they don't need to be in a hurry anyway) c) Has crashed into any kind of 'farmer's market' d) Lives in a retirement home OR community e) Is 70+ (just in case any of them have escaped points a-d)
We feel that this is necessary to make driving on America’s roads safer for everyone and so we submit this petition. Thank you
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
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The Forbidding the Elderly from Driving in the HOV, Fast, or Left Lane Petition to U.S. Congress was created by and written by Lauren Joffe (petition@thespinzone.com). This petition is hosted here at http://www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form." |
[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 5:51 PM. Reason : http://www.petitiononline.com/paidtww/petition.html]11/12/2007 5:50:52 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
wow
signed. 11/12/2007 5:53:53 PM |
jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
sounds like youre cyberstalkally active 11/12/2007 5:53:54 PM |
Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
im trying to care...really i am 11/12/2007 5:54:04 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
She must get bored a lot. 11/12/2007 5:54:43 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
i didnt know you could submit a petition with a blurry face 11/12/2007 5:56:10 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
im not cyberstalking, i was just poking around 11/12/2007 6:02:06 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
[old]
and yes, apparently there are some grammatical errors, however, it's the message that counts OK!@LJK!EK>] 11/12/2007 6:02:39 PM |
jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
i know. cyberstalking doesnt even really mean what it sounds like. cyberstalking is emailing someone more than one time with the intent of hurting their feelings. no shit 11/12/2007 6:04:29 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
i thought it was funny, but you'll need to show your face before you can be taken seriously 11/12/2007 6:05:57 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
no, no.....poke around all you want...I'll only consider it stalking when you show up at my door...until then I consider it flattery 11/12/2007 6:19:01 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
awesome 11/12/2007 6:25:06 PM |
Chance Suspended 4725 Posts user info edit post |
Lets be honest, you don' really want to see her face. 11/12/2007 6:26:04 PM |
jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
ive seen it, its realy not heinous. i mean shes no AVRIL LAGNIANGANE but 11/12/2007 6:26:45 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
polically 11/12/2007 6:50:35 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
i hereby attempt to hurt YOUR feelings 11/12/2007 6:59:26 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "no, no.....poke around all you want" | i was just bored okay, it took me like 5 seconds to find that, im not in love with you, leave me alone 11/12/2007 7:14:57 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
there's plenty to be found I'm sure....and as for that last comment, DAMN YOU
11/12/2007 7:16:50 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
btw i was awesoming about the petition not the stalking thing 11/12/2007 7:17:13 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
^hah.... 11/12/2007 7:18:37 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
are those writers still protesting and making noise? 11/12/2007 7:20:09 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
yeah i just re read the order of that and was like wtf i sound creepy
hey did you see my arm hole i left you ? 11/12/2007 7:20:36 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Arm hole?
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/mattress.png
The TempurPedic wineglass guy broke his ankle.
[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 7:35 PM. Reason : big pic] 11/12/2007 7:21:57 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
yes sir, writers are protesting. apparently some of them got jaywalking tickets. Apparently if the light starts blinking 'don't walk' before you reach the middle of the intersection, it's considered jaywalking 11/12/2007 7:26:17 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, apparently. 11/12/2007 7:30:38 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
Apparently I do tend to use that word way too often. I also use the ................ way too often. 11/12/2007 7:31:52 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
you use the word the too often? 11/12/2007 7:34:16 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
sylvershadow? uses the ... at the end of sentences a lot....
anywho 11/12/2007 7:36:12 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
no, no DA...I use the dots (...........)
I like those. I hate goodbye's so it's a way of saying 'that's the end of the sentence' but not in a final sort of way 11/12/2007 7:50:07 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
i do it too.... 11/12/2007 7:50:32 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not hating on you ^^
At the moment. 11/12/2007 8:01:19 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
I know.... 11/12/2007 8:02:14 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
cool... 11/12/2007 8:04:26 PM |