Anybody got any good ones?

I hit a deer one Sunday night. I put it in the back of my truck and took it to our "Senior Square" (where everyone sits and talks before school). I set it up on one of the benches, put a cigarette in its mouth, and some sunglasses on its face. There was a trail of blood from the parking lot to senior square from where i drug it.

11/13/2007 8:46:25 AM

I lost my virginity in high school

/story

11/13/2007 8:47:07 AM

was he good?

11/13/2007 8:48:26 AM

pwnt

11/13/2007 8:49:00 AM

My junior year, the seniors tagged ALL the school buses.



it was nuts. they completely tagged the sides/hood/back of about 20 yellow buses.

11/13/2007 8:53:42 AM

My senior year:



During the school day, we put the principal's ford explorer on blocks and had all four of his rims in the middle of the gym when the homecoming pep rally started.



needless to say, he was super pissed.

11/13/2007 8:56:42 AM

what does ^^ that mean? I dont think I have heard of it.

11/13/2007 8:57:25 AM

tagged = spraypainted.

11/13/2007 8:57:56 AM

haha RURAL MEETS URBAN

11/13/2007 8:58:17 AM

i think my sophomore year the terrace - open area where everyone hangs out before class starts in the morning - was covered with a LOT of pig meat and entrails.

11/13/2007 8:58:56 AM

the librarian absoluetly hated my guts. when they called for library assistants over the intercom to come and take a group picture for the yearbook a little light went off in my head. i got there and all the nerds that were actual assistants kept saying "you arent supposed to be here." i was like "yea i am, i help in the morning before school." we got our yearbooks and the librarian saw what i did and wrote me up for it. luckily, the principle thought it was hillarious.

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 9:04 AM. Reason : more clear?]

11/13/2007 8:59:14 AM

^¿qué?

you mean you got in the pic for the assistants

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 9:02 AM. Reason : nvm]

11/13/2007 9:02:24 AM

^^ What were the pics of?

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 9:03 AM. Reason : ]

11/13/2007 9:03:29 AM

they had to photoshop our senior picture



there were about 30 kids missing their middle finger by the time it hit the yearbook.

11/13/2007 9:03:48 AM

during a school trip to dc

where the teachers and chaperones would go to each hotel room at curfew to do a head count

and then tape the door from the outside

thereby making a trap that would indicate if anyone broke curfew

I broke out

went upstairs to the girls floor

and then removed the tape from all the doors



oh wait, that was in middle school

11/13/2007 9:07:36 AM

im sure you did a lot of damage to those vags, too, right?

11/13/2007 9:08:37 AM

^^ My teacher totally thought he invented that trick on our D.C. trip.

11/13/2007 9:09:34 AM

^did that too on a middle school trip.

i've got a bunch, let me think get thru this estimate and i'll post some

11/13/2007 9:10:27 AM

fuck tape


put a beartrap down.

11/13/2007 9:11:19 AM

^^^^
sadly, no

I did get me some killer second base action though

11/13/2007 9:12:39 AM

haha



you didn't make it to A-ROD?

11/13/2007 9:13:30 AM

Quote :

"and then removed the tape from all the doors "

haha, nice

11/13/2007 9:14:54 AM

i put chapstick on during class one time (strictly habitual) while the teacher was lecturing and she wrote me up for it. she called it "personal grooming" which was her biggest pet peeve. i got pissed off and went in to a little rebellion. i told myself that if i was going to get wrote up it was going to be for something worth it. so, in the middle of one of her sentences i leaned over and farted. it was a nice one. principle said..... "getting written up for putting chapstick on is stupid but we cant be farting in class." 3 days in school suspension

11/13/2007 9:16:01 AM

^ i know what you mean. I got suspended off the school bus once for farting .... officially, "causing a disturbance that interferes with the normal operation of the bus"

11/13/2007 9:19:33 AM

my high school was on that mtv show high school stories...

I have tons of high school stories, but I'm not gonna tell them

11/13/2007 9:20:07 AM

11/13/2007 9:21:06 AM

southeast? enloe? can't remember

when we went to dc senior year i don't think i saw the teachers once...we had to switch rooms and ended up getting one of the teacher's rooms and there was a bottle of wine on the bed for us

11/13/2007 9:23:12 AM

We had a fence that that surrounded the parking lot that was added my senior year..it was a wooden fence that was easy to take apart. So, one night we took it all down and built a big fort thing in the middle of the parking lot with it. It was pretty funny but the principle was pissed because somebody tried to start the rumor that we were planning on starting a fire and burning all the wood...SOO, we had ISS for a few days iirc. Not that funny of a story to tell but was pretty hilarious at the time

11/13/2007 9:25:18 AM

These are some of the many stories that I have from high school.

We had the City of Newton police helping us roll our high school.
We bought our principal a new car.
We were on MTV.
We had millions of rolling wars.
We spread horse shit on a girl's car.
We slashed a girls tires for having sex with our teacher and bragging about it and got him in trouble.
My soccer team could have made it to state finals if we had a different coach (long story behind that).
We started a club called Future Soccer Moms of America.
Had Bojangles delivered to our first period class.


In 8th grade- Went on a feild trip to the outerbanks....we had a hot tub, enough said.




...and so many more.

11/13/2007 9:31:10 AM

I had master keys to the east and west buildings of my high school. I never used them for anything bad but I was suspended for 3 days when an assistant principal caught me with them.

I also used to leave class a lot. I don't mean to go piss, I would just decide to go to the store on a whim, get up and leave. I'd usually bring something back for the teacher or ask them if they wanted something before I left so most of them realized it was easier just to let me go.

Those are my strictly "school" stories. Most of my activities were extra-curricular.

Quote :

"Went on a feild trip"

Apparently your many activites didn't include spelling.

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 10:07 AM. Reason : SSS]

11/13/2007 9:39:06 AM

Quote :

"My soccer team could have made it to state finals if we had a different coach (long story behind that). "

no

11/13/2007 9:39:56 AM

Junior year, I got a handjob on the swim team bus before.

Later that year, we had our Regional competition up here in Raleigh. We stayed at the Red Roof Inn on Walnut Street in Cary. We snuck out that night and walked all around crossroads, then back across Buck Jones and down it. We saw the ice rink and went into it and watched NC State and Appalachian play hockey. State won. We then walked further down to the bowling alley, but they were about to close. So we walked back to the hotel.

I took CET I and II (Computer engineering tech). We were pretty much the group that fixed the computers at the school. After setting up a whole classroom full of them, we put this skinny nerdy dude (we called him Mr. Burns) into an empty box. We delivered him to multiple teachers. He busted out of the box and gave out multiple heart attacks.

Also, in CET, we all downloaded this remote shutdown program where you could type in an IP address and it would send a message and make someones computer shutdown after a specific set time, but they could cancel it if they clicked Cancel. So we were all messing around, and after a while, one of my buddies typed in "Terrorists are in the schoooool!!!!!111111" and sent it. But he didn't send it to our classroom, he ended up sending it to half of the school. He got 2 days suspension. 1 for the threat, 1 for making a bunch of people lose their non-saved work.

11/13/2007 9:40:23 AM

this wasn't while I was in high school, but one of my best friends owns a hardware store and does all of the maintenance on the local schools' field equipment. he had to pick up a few gators to service them so I rode with him one night to get them and we took them out and went cruising down the cross country trail for about an hour.

11/13/2007 9:40:57 AM

when everyone in the row in front of me got their graduation pictures (the one of them shaking the principals hand) back, i was in the background making faces and waving. got in trouble for that one too


i know you guys have graduation stories....

11/13/2007 9:41:15 AM

11/13/2007 9:42:22 AM

i'm not gonna lie, i was pretty much high the entire senior year.

11/13/2007 9:43:24 AM

Quote :

"I lost my virginity in high school /story"

other than that, i was pretty tame in high school

there was general debauchery, but nothing really worth mentioning

11/13/2007 9:44:29 AM

Quote :

"Apparently your many activites didn't include spelling."

Neither did yours. Principle?

11/13/2007 9:54:25 AM

on my DC trip they didn't use tape - or anything for that matter. They just went to bed, and we got drunk and high.

ALL OF US

11/13/2007 10:01:08 AM

^^ awww shit


Fixed. I remember back in elementary school us learning that princiPAL was spelled like that because he was our friend.

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 10:06 AM. Reason : .]

11/13/2007 10:05:34 AM

My senior year our video production class went to Winston-Salem to record the some VICA ceremony.

Late one night we hung out in some courtyard near the hotel and fired up a joint and passed it around. We got back to our rooms and fell asleep. Later, our teachers/chaperons came in the room and said they called the cops and we were all going home for smoking pot. I pretended to be asleep until halfway through their speech and then "woke up". The teachers told me to go back to sleep

11/13/2007 10:22:15 AM

I circumvented the school's computer security (some shit called fortress??) and installed unreal tournament on about 10 computers in the class I had the last 2 periods of the day. I played it with my teacher and classmates for about 6 months straight until we finally got a project to work on. I also downloaded pirated software and games because the school had a T1 and where I lived the best I could get was dialup. At the end of the day I'd come into the class room with a zip drive and take my haul home. I also caught my first glimpse of network security. After I'd removed the local security they'd put on the computers they decided to roll out novell, so I logged traffic the first 5 periods of the day and spent lunch and the last 2 analyzing the logs until I found useful passwords since my school was a hubbed network.

Any cool story I could tell had to do with (marching) band, computers, or things that happened outside of school. Yeah, I wasn't all that cool.

11/13/2007 10:34:18 AM

At my last tennis match senior year, my friends and I tailgated in the parking lot. My coach was pissed and called the principal who came out and had hot dogs with us. By the time it was over there were 25-35 people and we had consumed 50+ hotdogs and 20 or so non-alchoholic beers. Then I had to play my match

11/13/2007 10:44:27 AM

My Allied Health II class was probably where I got in the most trouble personally. I remember one time, I had been on an all day ambulance ride all as part of my class requirements on Friday. On a whim, our teacher decided that Friday that on Monday we would be going to a dialysis clinic. Well, she didn't bother to tell me, so I didn't wear my uniform, which is a violation of clinical work, so I wasn't allowed to go to the clinic. She got super pissed at me for missing a clinical and made me write a two page paper as to why it was important that a person always wear his or her uniform on the job. So, I took two pieces of paper and wrote "FUCK" on the first one and "YOU" on the second one. She got really mad and tried to get me suspended...our principal loved me and thought it was hilarious, so it didn't work.

I have lots more stories...I'll write more later when I have time.

11/13/2007 10:53:50 AM

Once in high school, I shot this kid in the face because he bought the same sneakers that I did.


Also, I used to watch TheTabbyCat change in the locker room (I drilled a hole in the wall). Later, in my senior year, she took my virginity.

11/13/2007 11:03:19 AM

i remember our highschool was always real tough on skipping school or leaving early but my friends and i did it a lot senior year and never got busted for it. Man i miss those days.

one afternoon we just decided to blow off 3rd and 4th period and we went down to guitar center and the headshop after blazing.


I am racking my brain for some pranks and stuff but i'm having a hard time. those years are a little blurry.

11/13/2007 11:04:21 AM

pooped in the urinal

11/13/2007 11:04:47 AM

my senior year, there was a big crack down on the freedoms that they gave students (walking in the hall by yourself, leaving class for any reason, etc...) all because there was concern all over the nation at the time for school security.

Anyhoo, I was in math class, and all of a sudden I had to take a massive d00k. The school rules stated that if you needed to leave class alone, the teacher was supposed to buzz the office. The office would then send a JROTC student to escort you wherever you needed to go.

But I couldn't wait. I mean, this was one of those shits that had to be let out 15 minutes ago.
So I just got up, and walked towards the door. The teacher said I would be suspended if I left the room. In the most respectful way possible, I flicked her off, and then did the poo poo dance all the way down the hall and into the bathroom.

When I finally returned to the room (about 5 Lbs lighter), I just told everyone that I had to puke

11/13/2007 11:10:58 AM

my hs has a big ass rock that every senior class paints at night before school starts back

my friend's gf and all of her friends had gone out there and painted all over it with girly pastels and what not


we took a bucket of black roofing tar and some brooms and repainted it after they left

11/13/2007 11:14:28 AM

hahah jrotc

11/13/2007 11:16:14 AM