God frowns upon your excessively balled meat purse!






But evidently not your cow fisting habits http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

11/13/2007 8:14:45 PM

I knew puppy was loose, but god damn, taking fists now ?


oh how the world turns.

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 8:18 PM. Reason : x]

11/13/2007 8:16:26 PM

you never knew shit about puppy, onenighter.

11/13/2007 8:17:11 PM

Not what this thread's about. But I guess you have to be a dick to all tww females.

11/13/2007 8:18:32 PM

lighten the fuck up chembo. Caring too much is whats got you all depressed and shit.


think about it.

11/13/2007 8:18:55 PM

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"There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night. "

11/13/2007 8:21:00 PM

23434 pages

11/13/2007 8:21:16 PM

thanks, chembob.

I have no idea what is going on here.

11/13/2007 8:23:19 PM

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"Toward a Framework for Christian Porn It must depict only married couples engaging in sexual acts. This means that any sexual partners in a Christian porn production must be husband and wife, both on and off screen. All actors must be married in real life and portray married couples onscreen. And they must only be depicted having sex with their wedded spouses. It must portray sex within the context of a Christian marriage. It must be apparent through the actions, behaviors, and speech of the characters portrayed that they are Christian, lead a Christian lifestyle, and have a marriage in which their faith is central. This could be depicted in a variety of ways, with scenes showing a couple praying together, studying the Bible, attending church or church functions, and generally relating to one another as loving Christian spouses outside of the bedroom. It must be instructional. Part of the mission of Christian pornography is to graphically educate married believers in how to achieve more sexual pleasure, intimacy, and closeness in their relationships. It can do this by dramatizing various sexual techniques and positions so that couples can learn how to incorporate them into their lovemaking routines. In their onscreen roles, the actors should model both correct sexual techniques and appropriate sexual attitudes, by being respectful and treating one another’s bodies as the sacred gift from God that they are. Husband and wife must both receive their due benevolence. This is in keeping with the scriptural mandate of I Corinthians 7:3, which says “Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.” This means that both sex partners must be shown getting equal pleasure and sexual attention from one another. No extramarital sex, unless it is to illustrate the downfalls of adultery. The spouses in a Christian porn production must never have adulterous relations, unless they (and their partner in extramarital crime) suffer and are punished fittingly for their sins. (In deference to modern conventions, the punishment does not have to be one mandated by scripture, i.e., being stoned to death.) It must be uplifting and inspirational, focusing on strengthening Christian marriage and Christian faith. Christian porn must have an overall positive message. Of course, its primary message would be to demonstrate the sacred use of sexuality and sensuality to reinforce the bonds of Christian marriage. But in all other respects, it should affirm Christian values of community, family, faith, honesty, charity, and so forth. It should show that having a joyous and fulfilling married sex life is one of the fruits of following the path of righteousness. "

11/13/2007 8:26:54 PM

what a strange site.

11/13/2007 8:33:02 PM

yeah, very weird.

11/13/2007 8:50:36 PM

I still can't find your source for this, DA:

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"God frowns upon your excessively balled meat purse"

11/13/2007 8:54:21 PM

Why would you need a source for anything I say?

11/13/2007 8:58:16 PM

because thats the only way I can believe what you say.

11/13/2007 8:59:30 PM

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"This could be depicted in a variety of ways, with scenes showing a couple praying together, studying the Bible, attending church or church functions"

Most boring porn EVER.

11/13/2007 9:00:22 PM

I guess thats what fast forward is for.

11/13/2007 9:02:19 PM

yeah, skip the church/praying part.

11/13/2007 9:02:52 PM

Why would you believe anything I say in the first place?



What in this whole thread do you think I'm serious about?

11/13/2007 9:02:59 PM

you weren't serious...?

11/13/2007 9:09:45 PM

uh...

11/13/2007 9:10:15 PM

11/13/2007 9:12:44 PM

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"because thats the only way I can believe what you say."

What exactly did I say?

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"you weren't serious...? "

It's not like the thread was "dagreenone is the best thing since sliced bread"

11/13/2007 9:18:07 PM

I think he is. dagreenone

11/13/2007 9:18:48 PM

saw that coming

11/13/2007 9:19:07 PM

^^^ everything in general

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 10:10 PM. Reason : to the first one]

11/13/2007 10:10:00 PM

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"God frowns upon your excessively balled meat purse!"

Was in reference to your "I have three balls" comment in PM

Damn, You were supposed to be in on the joke!

11/13/2007 10:14:10 PM

Oh , I get confused easily.

11/13/2007 10:17:01 PM

That much is apparent.

11/13/2007 10:18:26 PM

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[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 10:33 PM. Reason : ]

11/13/2007 10:32:52 PM

I just like the section titles:

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" The Fist of Might Powerful Yet Gentle Fisting as an Act of Faith Role Reversal "

not to say the rest of the article isn't entertaining

11/13/2007 11:29:22 PM