11/14/07

That Vanessa Carlton song came out 6 years ago. Find something new to put in your shitty sentimental commercials.

11/14/2007 8:48:24 PM

11/14/07

We need a casual encounters page just for ppl near campus

11/14/2007 9:19:51 PM

ahahhaha name^

11/14/2007 9:20:27 PM

Quote :

"ahahhaha name^"

is my name really that weird?

[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 9:25 PM. Reason : wrong word]

11/14/2007 9:25:20 PM

umm, yeh.

11/14/2007 10:20:39 PM

ohh well you'll get use to it

11/15/2007 7:10:47 AM

I support this thread

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 7:33 AM. Reason : r]

11/15/2007 7:31:58 AM

11/15/07

I always turn my head to the right when I sneeze in my office. Today I noticed that the drywall to my right looks like a Jackson Pollack work.

11/15/2007 2:34:40 PM

I made your mom's face look like a Jackson Pollack work last night.

11/15/2007 2:37:03 PM

I haven't spoken to her today, but she usually enjoys that type of thing.

11/15/2007 2:39:00 PM

I actually stole that line from Seth Green in an episode of Entourage, and I use it whenever its applicable.

11/15/2007 2:40:29 PM

Ohhh yeah. Well played.

11/15/2007 2:44:54 PM

11/15/07

Scrubs is not, and never has been funny. So I changed the channel to Phone Booth and was instantly reminded what an absolutely shitty actor Colin Farrell is.

11/15/2007 9:46:52 PM

11/16/07

It bothers me that gas stations and convenience stores hire old people who don't understand how the card reader works. I don't know how many times I've swiped my card while they're scanning my stuff and then have them tell me that its too early and that I need to wait until they're done. Then they're completely dumfounded when I don't have to reswipe.

11/16/2007 2:38:09 PM

i just realized we cannot escape conspiracy theorists even on TWW

11/16/2007 2:44:47 PM

11/16/07

wait... what?

11/16/2007 2:45:12 PM

11/19/07

Once again, it took me half of a #4 combo before I remembered that I hate Arby's.

11/19/2007 3:52:13 PM

11/22/07

I left after Thanksgiving dinner and was really full. I stopped at a convenience store to grab a few red bulls just make my tremendous crap that much better when I got home. While signing the credit card slip I completely ripped ass in front of the large black woman. I waited for the "Oh no he just di-int" but it never came.

11/22/2007 6:14:31 PM

Mr. Joshua, you're the most loveable asshole I know, next to Dr. Cox.

11/22/2007 6:50:59 PM

I do what I can.

11/22/2007 6:54:01 PM

you tooted in public?

11/22/2007 7:27:09 PM

I woke my self up at 2am this morning yelling "When the FUCK are we going to eat"

after I realized what was going on I chuckled and went back to sleep.

11/22/2007 7:32:20 PM

i'm feeling pretty racist today, i just want to use the word "nigger" over and over

11/22/2007 7:47:16 PM

11/29/07

It's like Diane Keaton made the Godfather films and then disappeared. But then she came back as an old lady to make romantic comedies about getting older.

11/29/2007 9:49:25 PM

i still support this thread

11/29/2007 9:53:10 PM

11/30/07

While listening to "Thank You" on XMs all Led Zeppelin channel I wondered "Why would the sun refusing to shine make you not love someone? It's not like love is solar powered."

Then it occured to me that I was listening to Robert Plant singing, and that I couldn't rule out the possibility of photosynthesis playing a role.

11/30/2007 4:23:39 PM

11/30/07

attention asshole the date is down at the bottom right of the posts

11/30/2007 4:25:54 PM

11/30/2007 4:26:25 PM

keep rolling those eyes and I'll smash your glasses through em

11/30/2007 4:28:27 PM

Quote :

"While listening to "Thank You" on XMs all Led Zeppelin channel"

i hate that channel

Ethel ftw

11/30/2007 4:31:01 PM

^^ I don't wear glasses

^ Ethel is easily one of the best, but I occasionally flip around to pass time.

11/30/2007 4:32:47 PM

12/3/07

So some asshole at work started putting copies of Business Management magazine (whose logo is BM in a red box) in the bathroom.

Every time that I go to poop I see it and think "Awesome!" but then I realize that it's talking about a different kind of BM and I get bummed out. Sure I'll flip through it and maybe even read an article, but it's just not what I expected.

12/3/2007 3:59:24 PM

http://anna-bolein.livejournal.com/138290.html
http://anna-bolein.livejournal.com/124761.html

NSFW

12/3/2007 4:04:28 PM

12/5/07

My biggest problem with Law & Order isn't the writing, it's the young actors that they find in NYC to play witnesses with 30 seconds of screen time. They always think "I'll be on TV! This is my big break!" and overact like there's no tomorrow. I'm pretty sure that a good number of them make up back stories for their characters as well. Give it up kids, you're on a show with Ice T, star of such films as Johnny Mnemonic and Tank Girl.

12/5/2007 6:03:52 PM

12/16/07

You know what would have been awesome? If the kid who played Argyle in Die Hard had gone on to become the most prolific actor of the modern era.

12/16/2007 2:21:54 AM

12/19/07

Sometimes I put

Quote :

"------------------- Sent from my Blackberry wireless device"

at the end of emails. The truth is that I've never even owned a Blackberry.

12/19/2007 9:52:47 PM

and why would one do that?

12/19/2007 10:23:20 PM

1/3/08

One of the reasons that I couldn't be a sportscaster is the fact that every time that I reported on a Kent State game I would probably make too many allusions to the National Guard shooting their students. I realized this while watching the UNC game last night.

1/3/2008 3:32:43 PM

1/6/08

How much do they pay women to appear in drug commercials and say I have herpes? Even if they're just actors, I feel bad for the husband who says I don't and I plan on keeping it that way, because he's playing some guy who married a woman out of his league at a discount because she got so much cock her freshman year of college that she ended up tainted.

1/6/2008 11:48:08 PM

she probably told 'em it was from a blood transfusion

1/6/2008 11:51:21 PM

A+++++

1/6/2008 11:52:09 PM

oh shit....I always thought the wolf web was a message board. You mean its really a blog?

1/6/2008 11:54:18 PM

I don't think you're clear on what a blog is.

1/6/2008 11:58:58 PM

1/14/08

Can't they make bigger ketchup packets? When is one packet of ketchup ever enough, especially when nine times out of ten you're using it to dip fries in?

1/14/2008 3:24:52 PM

1//23/08

Why did the world ever need Steve Gutenberg and Paul Reiser? They're basically interchangeable and equally irritating.

1/23/2008 10:48:38 PM

2/3/08

Whenever one of the Death Wish movies comes on I get excited, but then bummed out because I know that something bad is going to happen to Charles Bronson to push him over the edge again. It's a shame because he was such a nice guy for the first 20 minutes of the original.

2/3/2008 6:19:04 PM

2/8/08:

It just occured to me that I never shared this story with TWW:

Back in college I had some bitchy neighbors who kept feeding a stray cat. One day I was at Walmart and saw these big 2'x2' patches of fake white fur in the fabric section. We bought two of them and spray painted on some black spots to match the cat, then wrapped it around a whole chicken from Harris Teeter that we had stuffed with ground beef and old condiments. Then we set it out in front of their house and ran over it.

They came out and were horrified that someone had hit their adopted cat. After a few tense minutes the real cat appeared and most of the crying stopped. They tried to have me arrested but couldn't think of any laws that I had broken. After a day or two of rotting meat in the parking lot they told me to clean it up or they were calling the cops.

2/8/2008 12:36:32 AM

^ haha that's hilarious but very mean

2/8/2008 1:06:48 AM

lol best thread going

I have now used that "Sent from my Blackberry wireless device" line on some of my work emails.

2/8/2008 8:58:26 PM

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2/8/2008 8:58:52 PM